Footballers with the best (or most amusing) names

Athletico Charlton

And finally, Jordan Cook.

I'm bored now!

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Nicky Johns
Cameron Stewart
Daryl Russell
Alex Song

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Kylie Reid

McBobbin

I always thought the name Titus Bramble was steeped in bathos

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Francisco Arce

CAFCsayer

Yado Mambo

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Tamir Tuna

Ben18

Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink

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Michael Gash

MrOneLung

George Best
Leon Best

North Lower Neil

Those last three don't count Atletico - Lesley is spelt differently, and Francis and Morgan are definitely boy's names!

clive

Colin Tart, ex Chesterfield.

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Sean Hoare

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Ally Dick and John Pratt - both of Tottenham

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Former Bolton player. Mark Came (scored after 25 seconds once)

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Not a footballer, but made me chuckle...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sheila_Dikshit

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Taxi_Lad said:

Newcastle had a player called Brian Penis I think

Used to play in the hole, and was able to penetrate in the box.

ross1

Steve Death goalkeeper who played for Reading. Unfortunately now RIP 2003 only 54

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Wasn't there a goalkeeper called James Gotobed......I think it was James?

Indianaaddick

There is a Canadian player called Jonny Wadd who believe it or not comes from the town of Come By Chance in Newfoundland.

_MrDick

Former Sunderland player Bernt Haas

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SoundAsa£ said:

Wasn't there a goalkeeper called James Gotobed......I think it was James?

I remember him - it was Ben Gotobed.

This bloke https://mobile.twitter.com/bgotobed/media

Clem_Snide

Think this needs to be expanded to all sports. There are some crackers out there:

Swimmer - Misty Hyman
NASCAR - Dick Trickle
Alpine Skier - Fanny Chmelar and Picaboo Street
FIFA - Tokyo Sexwale
Baseball - Dick Sisler and Stubby Clapp

johnnyhumphrey

Baseball Coco Crisp
NFL Ha Ha Clinton-Dix

Wheresmeticket

Huge Cock.




OK I made that up.

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ricky_otto said:

SoundAsa£ said:

Wasn't there a goalkeeper called James Gotobed......I think it was James?

I remember him - it was Ben Gotobed.

This bloke https://mobile.twitter.com/bgotobed/media

Any idea who he played for.....I've done a Google search but no joy?

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SoundAsa£ said:

ricky_otto said:

SoundAsa£ said:

Wasn't there a goalkeeper called James Gotobed......I think it was James?

I remember him - it was Ben Gotobed.

This bloke https://mobile.twitter.com/bgotobed/media

Any idea who he played for.....I've done a Google search but no joy?

Not sure where he went after we released him.

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Clem_Snide said:

Think this needs to be expanded to all sports. There are some crackers out there:

Swimmer - Misty Hyman
NASCAR - Dick Trickle
Alpine Skier - Fanny Chmelar and Picaboo Street
FIFA - Tokyo Sexwale
Baseball - Dick Sisler and Stubby Clapp

Athlete - Gaylord Silly
Ice Hockey - Dick Paradise
Spam Jevelin - Buster Hymen (I may have just invented him and the field he excels in)

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ricky_otto said:

SoundAsa£ said:

ricky_otto said:

SoundAsa£ said:

Wasn't there a goalkeeper called James Gotobed......I think it was James?

I remember him - it was Ben Gotobed.

This bloke https://mobile.twitter.com/bgotobed/media

Any idea who he played for.....I've done a Google search but no joy?

Not sure where he went after we released him.

Oh, so you're saying he was on our books.....well l never realised that!

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SoundAsa£ said:

ricky_otto said:

SoundAsa£ said:

ricky_otto said:

SoundAsa£ said:

Wasn't there a goalkeeper called James Gotobed......I think it was James?

I remember him - it was Ben Gotobed.

This bloke https://mobile.twitter.com/bgotobed/media

Any idea who he played for.....I've done a Google search but no joy?

Not sure where he went after we released him.

Oh, so you're saying he was on our books.....well l never realised that!

Yes mate,was with us - around the same time as another young keeper Nat Amato