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The Takeover Thread - Duchatelet Finally Sells (Jan 2020)

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  • Redrobo said:

    Blackpool 72 said on the POTY thread,

    "I went last night and what a good night it was too.
    Well done to Fanny for organising such a great event.
    While I was there last night I was told that regarding the takeover it is indeed a Done Deal and that it will be announced as soon as the playoffs are over.
    I did ask why not just anounce it now and was told that it had been agreed not to say anything until the season has finished.
    The person who told me this is highly connected to the club and I have no reason to believe he was lying."

    So is this an Airman Brown type of done deal ?
    If not what sort of done deal ?

    Someone involved with the club told me the same thing last week, but I also know the Sky story last week was well sourced.
    Did nobody push Murray for the official line last night seeing as his last communication was that it would be done weeks ago?
    What's the point, he'd only tell another whopper.
    What whopper?
    Burger King
  • Not one for the ladies or those of a sensitive nature!

    There was a young girl from the Azores
    Whose c*** was all covered in sores
    The dogs in the street wouldn’t eat the green meat
    That hung in festoons from her drawers

    a. That's horrible
    b. You didn't write it.

    Flag.
    SE7toSG3 said:

    There was a young man from Nantucket,
    Whose cock was so big, he could suck it,
    He said with a grin, wiping jizz from his chin,
    If my ear was an arse I would f*ck it

    I suspect you did write it.

    If not, a fine, (one pint), or a flag.
  • Ohh look the poetry police are out now! ;)
  • just banged my head on a shelf in the kitchen, come to read this thread and everything's in rhymes.. think i need to head of to a and e.
  • just banged my head on a shelf in the kitchen, come to read this thread and everything's in rhymes.. think i need to head of to a and e.

    That was silly. You're better off banging the wife against the kitchen side.
  • Any news ? ( Unashamed bump to get it back on Page 1 :smile: )
  • I think the latest news is that this thread is probably ready to be ditched in the closed category.
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    so what do I do with the 27,111 of these that I bought for the takeover party?

    £14? Bargain!
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    so what do I do with the 27,111 of these that I bought for the takeover party?

    We being taken over by Indians?

  • CAFCsayer said:

    The lawyer she lacked any class,
    And fancied a player that cant pass.
    So when she wanted some length,
    She looked to our bench,
    And took the centre-back deep in her arse

    Oh, that was a terrible song
    Sing us another one
    Just like the other one
    Sing us another one do
  • There was a young girl called Lil

    Who stuck bombs up her arse for a thrill

    They found her vagina in North Carolina

    And bits of her tits in Brazil
  • LenGlover said:

    There was a young girl called Lil

    Who stuck bombs up her arse for a thrill

    They found her vagina in North Carolina

    And bits of her tits in Brazil

    that one was done yesterday Len

  • There was a young girl called Evelyn
    Who had a peculiar feeling
    She slipped on her back
    And opened her crack
    And pi$$ed all over the ceiling
  • CAFCTrev said:

    So I open the thread and land on a picture of a pot noodle fork, and a poem about anus bombs.

    I cant tell if this means we are closer to a takeover or not....

    Unless time has stood still, we have to be closer to a takeover.
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  • there was a young fellow from Leeds
    who swallowed a bucket of seeds
    in less than hour he burst into flower
    and his arse was a bowl full of weeds
  • The Charlton Life book of verse
  • edited May 2018
    There was once a takeover thread..
    Now it’s £ucking dead.
  • edited May 2018
    (edit pg 712 onwards, limerick club of CharltonLife)
  • Come on here for my usual dose of no takeover news only to see Barton plastered over the front of the first page, did someone say beetlejuic
  • LenGlover said:

    There was a young girl called Lil

    Who stuck bombs up her arse for a thrill

    They found her vagina in North Carolina

    And bits of her tits in Brazil

    SexyDave said:

    There was a young girl called Evelyn
    Who had a peculiar feeling
    She slipped on her back
    And opened her crack
    And pi$$ed all over the ceiling

    there was a young lady called Tanya
    and if you asked she would bang ya
    she's been round the block
    and had so much cock
    her fanny looks like someone punched a Lasagne

    lolwray said:

    there was a young fellow from Leeds
    who swallowed a bucket of seeds
    in less than hour he burst into flower
    and his arse was a bowl full of weeds

    An old fart with shoes wrapped in tape,
    Hoped from Charlton a fortune to make.
    His plans were a farce,
    Knowing not elbow from arse.
    Will he sell, before it's too late?

    Oh, that was a terrible song
    Sing us another one
    Just like the other one
    Sing us another one do
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