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The Takeover Thread - Duchatelet Finally Sells (Jan 2020)

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  • edited May 2018

    lolwray said:

    there was a young fellow from Leeds
    who swallowed a bucket of seeds
    in less than hour he burst into flower
    and his arse was a bowl full of weeds

    @Leeds_Addick I think this is bullying mate.
    Absolutely shocking to pick on Northerners. Don’t take it personally Leeds_Addick!
  • Anyway, I think you'll get a ticket no probs. I'm not convinced we'll even sell out.

    Maybe, but i would expect/hope us to sell out Shrewsbury on a sunday for a play off game .
    It's live on Sky.
    Playoffs 98 were live on Sky.
    Swindon is much closer than Shrewsbury.
    If we play Shrewsbury & it goes to ET & pens, we will still be there at 8pm & you can't get home by train, without being back in London at 1am.
    We didnt play Swindon in 98 - we played Ipswich.
    ET & Pens is a bit clutching at straws when deciding to go or not tbh.
    Ipswich is also much closer & attractive than Shrewsbury. I think Shrewsbury away end holds closer to 2000.
    Never ever thought I'd see the words 'Ipswich' and 'attractive' in the same sentence!!
  • bellz2002 said:

    @3blokes knows we're all stuck
    Feeling all down on our luck
    One day RD will be gone
    And the party will be long
    Until then we all say "Oh Fuck!"

    Oh, that was a terrible song
    Sing us another one
    Just like the other one
    Sing us another one do
  • This is a real low point
  • Trying desperately to find things that rhyme with pot noodles.
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  • This is a real low point

    Sure is. I just want takeover to happen purely to put an end to this thread.
  • I’ve just got to join the party


    A policeman from near Clapham Junction
    Whose organ had long ceased to function
    Deceived his dear wife for the rest of his life
    By the dexterous use of his truncheon

    While trying to rhyme with pot noodle
    I decided that I'd do a doodle
    I got bored really quick
    And my minds really sick
    So I sat here and fingered a poodle

    seth plum said:

    Canters had lost his pot noodles
    Turns out they'd been eaten by poodles
    He had a plan B
    As now you can see
    A big stash of nice apple strudels.

    Oh, that was a terrible song
    Sing us another one
    Just like the other one
    Sing us another one do
  • seth plum said:

    Canters had lost his pot noodles
    Turns out they'd been eaten by poodles
    He had a plan B
    As now you can see
    A big stash of nice apple strudels.

    Is losing your pot noodles anything like losing your marbles?
  • This thread really has run its course hasn’t it?
  • This is a real low point

    For me it’s Nirvana.
  • seth plum said:

    Canters had lost his pot noodles
    Turns out they'd been eaten by poodles
    He had a plan B
    As now you can see
    A big stash of nice apple strudels.

    Genius
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  • Fuck this thread.
  • Addickted said:

    There was an old fart from St Truiden
    Found out that his car had been pooed on
    "Damned vinegar pissers
    Poor Katrien, I miss her
    And the tape on my shoes has been glued on".

    The winner by a Belgian country kilometre !
  • Trying desperately to find things that rhyme with pot noodles.

    Charlton to be bought by Pot Noodle
    They could find nothing on Katrien on Google
    Not even reference to her PowerPoint doodles
    Or the fact she was one of RD’s poodles.
    RD was asking for oodles
    Pot Noodle wanted vol au Von apple struddles
  • Charlton were up for the game
    Shrews were not in the frame
    Bowyer said ‘fine’
    That was sublime
    Now let’s see more of the same
  • Poetry.
    Stupid idea.

    Do limericks even count as poetry?
  • In a literary world
    With literary people
    What price is doggerel
    And limericks
    To build a common humanity?
  • edited May 2018
    Does haiku even count as poetry given its structured format?

    Edited to remove a grocer’s apostrophe before I get hammered for just that
  • In a world of pain
    A little spark of true light
    Passionate belief
  • Just think that some of you have missed tonights breaking news because of all your inane posts.

    Remember. WIOTOS.
  • Addickted said:

    There was an old fart from St Truiden
    Found out that his car had been pooed on
    "Damned vinegar pissers
    Poor Katrien, I miss her
    And the tape on my shoes has been glued on".

    Now, that really was a terrible song,
    Sing us another one
    Just like the other one
    Sing us another one do
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