Phrases you hate

Fumbluff

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IdleHans

"Shall we go straight to the table?"

Briston_Addick

stevec said:

Using, like, the word like every, like, other word, like.

IdleHans

And she turned round and said...

addickfanatic

“Alan Pardew has been named as the new manager of “
(insert any name of any club desperate enough to hire that knob)

newyorkaddick

"The reality is...."

(used as a sentence-opener particularly by politicians but also by other pompous types who subsequently espouse something which isn't the reality at all)

SantaClaus

My kids whining, 'but you promised'.

newyorkaddick

Describing an ill child as being "full of cold" or "full of temperature" as opposed to simply having one or the other.

aitchyaddick

SuedeAdidas said:

Cheap at half the price.

That one has never made sense to me in the context that it is used.

It should be cheap at twice the price, then it makes sense.

charltonbob

Greenie said:

Addick in SW16 said:

A lot of American ones. "My bad" being one of the most irritating.

This, it's been done on here before, but anyone who says 'my bad' should be put up against a wall and shot.
Same with the dickheads who, once they've explained something, say 'simples'. Grade A tossers the lot of em*

* I have no idea why it pushes my buttons, but it does.

What a great idea My fucking bad irritates the shit out of me & I would happily pull the trigger (though I don't have a gun officer)

T_C_E

"Ahhhh, do they bite"
of course they feckin bite, they are dogs all fecking dogs bite. Will they bite, possibly not unless you bite them or take the pi55 out of what I'm wearing and then they will obey my commands!!

Horsfield9

T_C_E said:

"Ahhhh, do they bite"
of course they feckin bite, they are dogs all fecking dogs bite. Will they bite, possibly not unless you bite them or take the pi55 out of what I'm wearing and then they will obey my commands!!

Lovely looking dogs though TCE .

AshBurton

"See what I did there"

Drives me nuts

DaveStorry

From the " get go " WTF?? whats wrong with start or beginning or off ?

IdleHans

You're looking a bit jaundiced there @T_C_E , and your head seems to have come loose

LonelyNorthernAddick

Live, laugh, love - Normally quoted or written by some wanker who has never done any of those three.

lolwray

"lets drill down on this"

lolwray

"cascade information"

CafcWest

Paradigm shift. Used in management consulting circles. As in the phrase "It would take a significant paradigm shift for Robinson to start with a 4-4-2".

Tom

"Pure bants" Leave it out!

Rufus is a dogs name

Any sentence involving the word 'banter'.

Or even worse... 'bants'.

johnny73

Well well well.
Peeps.

East_Stand_Loopy

My old boss used to say "proactive" practically every sentence. I pointed out to him, there is a perfectly good word in the English language for the opposite of "react". It's "act"...

When people say "No disrespect, but...", which is almost always followed by the most disrespectful thing imaginable...

ForeverAddickted

IdleHans said:

"Shall we go straight to the table?"

Depends how fit the bird is who suggests it...

EveshamAddick

League games being called "ties". Only cup games are "ties" (as in cup tie).

suzisausage

'lads lads lads'

Stu_of_Kunming

"I could care less" - it's couldn't, you bellend.

PopIcon

do. As in lets "do" lunch, i'd love to "do" south east Asia etc.....

T_C_E

IdleHans said:

You're looking a bit jaundiced there @T_C_E , and your head seems to have come loose

That's so not to offend those more sensitive amongst us with my "No dad clobber" you know the type "East17 wannabes"

C_Jensens_Love_Child

Living in Scotland I have plenty but "Patter" has to be the worst.