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Phrases you hate

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    Not a phrase, but 2 words I hate. No and Consent.

    It's annoying, isn't it Ched?
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    A lot of American ones. "My bad" being one of the most irritating.

    You'd have thought that when we colonised The Americas we'd have taught them English.
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    Mr. Happy said:

    I pretty much tune out most football commentary these days so don't know if it's still as common, but:

    "Away goals count double"

    Yeah, that's a stupid phrase. It's not true at all. Away goals count as a decider in the event of a draw. "Away goals count double" suggests that you could draw the home leg 0-0, then lose the away leg 3-2 and you'd go through because your away goals count as 4.

    It's a bit like "saved by the woodwork". The suggestion there is that it would have stood as a goal if it wasn't for that pesky post. It wouldn't have; the shot was off target. That's why it didn't go in.
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    ....and the goal frame is not even made of wood !
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    edited February 2018
    All this thread proves is that some people hate any colloquialism or neologism that they themselves don't use.
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    edited February 2018

    A lot of American ones. "My bad" being one of the most irritating.

    Literally just received this from a colleague
    I forgot to tell you..my bad!! sorry it's been a little bit crazy recently
    :angry:

    Pop a cap In his ass.
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    Fiiish said:

    All this thread proves is that some people hate any colloquialism or neologism that they themselves don't use.

    It's a thing

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    Fiiish said:

    All this thread proves is that some people hate any colloquialism or neologism that they themselves don't use.

    Or maybe they realise it sounds cunty.
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    Using the phrase 'lads' or 'lad' to describe some wanker acting like a prick and people think its/hes funny.

    I use the phrase myself sometimes though so i'm a massive hypocrite.
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    lolwray said:

    "lets drill down on this"


    I actually said this to a mate once. It was during my misogynist phase.

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    edited February 2018

    Living in Scotland I have plenty but "Patter" has to be the worst.

    if your patter was water you'd droon
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    edited February 2018

    A lot of American ones. "My bad" being one of the most irritating.

    You'd have thought that when we colonised The Americas we'd have taught them English.
    Another one: Not actually a phrase, but pronouncing schedule as skedule is plain wrong.
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    Not a phrase, but 2 words I hate. No and Consent.

    It's annoying, isn't it Ched?
    What?
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    Not a phrase, but when people wiggle their index and middle finger to denote inverted commas.
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    Not a phrase, but when people wiggle their index and middle finger to denote inverted commas.

    I do that a lot :smile:
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    Greenie said:

    A lot of American ones. "My bad" being one of the most irritating.

    Literally just received this from a colleague
    I forgot to tell you..my bad!! sorry it's been a little bit crazy recently
    :angry:
    Pop a cap In his ass.

    ARSE!

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    Not a phrase, but when people wiggle their index and middle finger to denote inverted commas.

    I do that a lot :smile:
    It's a very good way to indicate that it is inverted commas, I think.
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    edited February 2018
    LIKE: Unless it's being used as a simile or the fact you enjoy something, why is this word said 40 times in a few minutes by excitable folk. (Mainly young people and Jermaine Defoe)
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    Sticking 'gate' on the end of a word to indicate a scandal.
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    Yeah, no
    as a way to start an answer

    Isn't it? or you know?
    At the end of a sentence

    Both horrible
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    IdleHans said:

    And she turned round and said...

    Well finish your sentence then.
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    edited February 2018
    T_C_E said:

    "Ahhhh, do they bite"
    of course they feckin bite, they are dogs all fecking dogs bite. Will they bite, possibly not unless you bite them or take the pi55 out of what I'm wearing and then they will obey my commands!! ;)
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    @T_C_E can you do me a favour and edit the last word of your post. If you could shorten it a bit to, say, 'cmnds', the alignment on my phone would make the smiley winky thing look like the head of the dog walker. :wink:
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    Plus ça change, plus c'est la même chose.

    I thought it was clever once, but it's so overused it's become mind-numbingly humdrum. I much prefer the David Byrne version: Same as it ever was, same as it ever was [repeat to fade].
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    IMO winds me up, but it is marginally more acceptable than people stating their opinions as fact imo

    No, you're wrong.
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    Macronate said:

    24/7
    Touch base
    Blue Sky Thinking
    We're On a Journey
    Thought Shower
    Run It Up The Flagpole
    If You Don't Like It Get Off The Bus
    Pick It Up And Run With It
    Let's Get Our Ducks In A Row

    Business speak for business morons.

    Don't forget "going forward " for anything at all.

    "How are we going to implement this going forward."

    "Well, going forward, we should be having lunch around 1pm".

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    Greenie said:

    A lot of American ones. "My bad" being one of the most irritating.

    This, it's been done on here before, but anyone who says 'my bad' should be put up against a wall and shot.
    Same with the dickheads who, once they've explained something, say 'simples'. Grade A tossers the lot of em*

    * I have no idea why it pushes my buttons, but it does.
    I think you gave me a flag for saying "my bad" on here once.
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    "Let's double click on...."

    (ie look at something in more detail)
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    It's your round.
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    Not a phrase, but 2 words I hate. No and Consent.

    It's annoying, isn't it Ched?
    What?
    Did I misunderstand what you said maybe?
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    I was in a meeting with someone today who kept repeating the phrase 'the art of the possible'. I've no idea what it means and don't want to know either, but she said it five times after I'd started counting so I guess she thinks she's said something important.
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