As bad as some of the ex-players were in the premier league days, they were still in the premier league. It'll be a team of championship/ league 1 rejects really
Thuram Paul Bacon Tom Hovi El Khalej Rhys Williams Milne Lepoint Faye Mark Tivey (he only played 1 game, but I played against him a few times as a kid (he lived 3 doors away from me) he couldn’t even beat lumps of dog shit down the playing fields)
Abbott Small
I’m sure that there are many more that I’ve forgotten (probably for the best).
Philips - poor distribution Solly - knees gone, too short Sarr - "used to be shite" Pearce - Sold by Wigan as not good enough for Championship Page - Sick note Lapslie - Headless chicken Pratley - "Worse player I've seen since Westminster v Eton game in 2005" Aribo - overrated Grant - "Crawley is his level" Taylor "that Wimbledon striker is the worst player I've ever seen" Bonne - can't head the ball.
Philips - poor distribution Solly - knees gone, too short Sarr - "used to be shite" Pearce - Sold by Wigan as not good enough for Championship Page - Sick note Lapslie - Headless chicken Pratley - "Worse player I've seen since Westminster v Eton game in 2005" Aribo - overrated Grant - "Crawley is his level" Taylor "that Wimbledon striker is the worst player I've ever seen" Bonne - can't head the ball.
Philips - poor distribution Solly - knees gone, too short Sarr - "used to be shite" Pearce - Sold by Wigan as not good enough for Championship Page - Sick note Lapslie - Headless chicken Pratley - "Worse player I've seen since Westminster v Eton game in 2005" Aribo - overrated Grant - "Crawley is his level" Taylor "that Wimbledon striker is the worst player I've ever seen" Bonne - can't head the ball.
Not my choices but comments from CL and one song.
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Is the Taylor comment genuine ?!
I'm paraphrasing but he got a lot of negative comments when they played us.
Philips - poor distribution Solly - knees gone, too short Sarr - "used to be shite" Pearce - Sold by Wigan as not good enough for Championship Page - Sick note Lapslie - Headless chicken Pratley - "Worse player I've seen since Westminster v Eton game in 2005" Aribo - overrated Grant - "Crawley is his level" Taylor "that Wimbledon striker is the worst player I've ever seen" Bonne - can't head the ball.
Not my choices but comments from CL and one song.
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Is the Taylor comment genuine ?!
I'm paraphrasing but he got a lot of negative comments when they played us.
Ah fair play . Didn’t think anyone on here was that daft!
GK: Yohann Thuram-Ulien RB: Martin Cranie CB: Roger Johnson CB: Tahar El-Khalej LB: Djimi Traore RM: Keith Gillespie CM: Amdy Faye CM: Chris Bart-Williams LM: Jesper Blomqvist ST: Izale McLeod ST: Andy Gray
I'd say this is probably bad in terms of expectation vs performance, though maybe not necessarily the worst actual players per position. Still crap though.
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Paul Bacon
Tom Hovi
El Khalej
Rhys Williams
Milne
Lepoint
Faye
Mark Tivey (he only played 1 game, but I played against him a few times as a kid (he lived 3 doors away from me) he couldn’t even beat lumps of dog shit down the playing fields)
Small
I’m sure that there are many more that I’ve forgotten (probably for the best).
Alan Davies (only played 45 mins for us on loan from Man Utd)
Rhys Williams
Players like Cedric Evina, Frank Nouble, Pawel Abbott, Mikel Alonso, Thuram, Lepoint and Kaikai would be strong contenders.
A few years before that lot, but a special mention must go to Mark McCammon, he was terrible.
Cranie , El Khalej, Williams, Seabourne,
Petrucci, Faye, Mustoe
Solly - knees gone, too short
Sarr - "used to be shite"
Pearce - Sold by Wigan as not good enough for Championship
Page - Sick note
Lapslie - Headless chicken
Pratley - "Worse player I've seen since Westminster v Eton game in 2005"
Aribo - overrated
Grant - "Crawley is his level"
Taylor "that Wimbledon striker is the worst player I've ever seen"
Bonne - can't head the ball.
Not my choices but comments from CL and one song.
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RB: Martin Cranie
CB: Roger Johnson
CB: Tahar El-Khalej
LB: Djimi Traore
RM: Keith Gillespie
CM: Amdy Faye
CM: Chris Bart-Williams
LM: Jesper Blomqvist
ST: Izale McLeod
ST: Andy Gray
I'd say this is probably bad in terms of expectation vs performance, though maybe not necessarily the worst actual players per position. Still crap though.