Thuram a cert in goal. Certainly worst keeper I have ever seen. Plenty of crap to choose from down the years. You never forget the players from your first few seasons when football is still new to you. Two unbelievably poor defenders from early 80s were Steve Dowman and Nigel Gray. Dowman scored a corking 30 yard own goal I think against Sheff Weds. Gray had two left feet.
Amdy Faye once had a good game, when he went into defence against Bolton. The reason I remember that was because the rest of the time he was crap. El Khalej was the worst I've ever seen
Ralph Milne waddled out with a beer gut only seen on a poor Sunday league team in the lower Woolwich and District League.
I lived in Aberdeen from 1982-86 when Aberdeen were breaking the Celtic / Rangers stranglehold on Scottish football and remember Milne was a good player in a pretty decent Dundee United team alongside Paul Sturrock. I thought he would be a decent player for us when he first came down South but I guess Dundee knew they were offloading a guy with personal issues. His subsequent problems after leaving Man Utd are well documented and he died at a pretty young age.
Izale McClown was one of the worst footballers I can remember seeing especially as he cost a lot of money. Seabourne v Ipswich was the worst and most comical individual performance.
No mentions for Omar “Scored a goal for Uruguay against England once” Pouso?
Didn’t see him for long enough to work out where he was shite or not. Although I concede his 45 mins against Pompey was pretty bad. Hadn’t he just scored a worldy for Uruguay against England before we signed him?
Sam Sodje might not have been the worst player for us BUT after that match fixing incident when playing for Pompey, for me his whole career with us is tarnished
Thuram Paul Bacon Tom Hovi El Khalej Rhys Williams Milne Lepoint Faye Mark Tivey (he only played 1 game, but I played against him a few times as a kid (he lived 3 doors away from me) he couldn’t even beat lumps of dog shit down the playing fields)
Abbott Small
I’m sure that there are many more that I’ve forgotten (probably for the best).
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No way is he in our worse ever 11
GK: Thurum
LB Seabourne
CB El Khalej
CB Llera
RB Cranie
CM Walton
CM Muston
CM Faye
CF Jimmy Floyd
CF Fleetwood
CF Izale Mc
That team wouldn't even compete in League 2 these days.