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  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,459
    edited September 2020
    MattF said:
    His dopey missus has been posting her usual Shyte on Instagram today.

    I call bullshit.
    Hardly going to be posting much else, her Instagram posts are probably their main source of income atm



    Well either they're on the run or are still doing alright.

    Maybe he's meeting up with his old mate Nemer. Divvying the wedge he nicked!
  • Fanny Fanackapan
    Fanny Fanackapan Posts: 18,737
    edited September 2020
    MattF said:
    His dopey missus has been posting her usual Shyte on Instagram today.

    I call bullshit.
    Hardly going to be posting much else, her Instagram posts are probably their main source of income atm



    Well either they're on the run or are still doing alright.

    Maybe he's meeting up with his old mate Nemer. Divvying the wedge he nicked!
    Or it's just social media bollocks 'ooh look at me, I'm a jetsetter, I'm flying to the UAE to spend loads of money I don't have and sit by a pool in the baking desert'

    People like this make my shit itch
    Blimers ! 

    Do you scratch it ?
  • se9addick
    se9addick Posts: 32,035
    edited September 2020
    MattF said:
    His dopey missus has been posting her usual Shyte on Instagram today.

    I call bullshit.
    Hardly going to be posting much else, her Instagram posts are probably their main source of income atm



    Well either they're on the run or are still doing alright.

    Maybe he's meeting up with his old mate Nemer. Divvying the wedge he nicked!
    That’s such a “look at me” post, it’s not even subtle.
  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    You would have thought someone that claimed to have worked there for years would be more specific than "UAE" wouldn't you? 
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,228
    He only knows UAE because the Tour de France winner had it on his jersey.
  • HandG
    HandG Posts: 2,134
    Has the Merlewood House Instagram page disappeared? Or is it just me?
  • HandG said:
    Has the Merlewood House Instagram page disappeared? Or is it just me?
    Still there for me
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  • Why doesn't she use the government site that tells you exactly what the UAE accept for testing. That wouldn't be look at me enough though would it. 
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,977
    MattF said:
    His dopey missus has been posting her usual Shyte on Instagram today.

    I call bullshit.
    Hardly going to be posting much else, her Instagram posts are probably their main source of income atm



    Well either they're on the run or are still doing alright.

    Maybe he's meeting up with his old mate Nemer. Divvying the wedge he nicked!
    I belive that's what's referred to as a #Humblebrag
  • HandG
    HandG Posts: 2,134
    HandG said:
    Has the Merlewood House Instagram page disappeared? Or is it just me?
    Still there for me
    Ah. That’s a shame. 
  • HandG
    HandG Posts: 2,134
    Why doesn't she use the government site that tells you exactly what the UAE accept for testing. That wouldn't be look at me enough though would it. 
    It is pathetic behaviour and so transparent. Should I look at a Government website or ask my fake high number of followers on Insta? 
  • Shouldn't be using NHS resources for personal travel. Pay for a private test. And the UAE is not on the travel corridor list anyway
  • Fumbluff
    Fumbluff Posts: 10,126
    Dubai won’t let you in the airport without an approved negative test result from no more than 96-hrs before you arrive but please someone just tell him he’s fine to go without one and he’ll have to isolate in one of their special hotels for 2-weeks 👍🏻
  • aliwibble
    aliwibble Posts: 26,290
    Oh well, if there's a time limit, the "NHS" one wouldn't be any use to you anyway.
  • aliwibble said:
    Oh well, if there's a time limit, the "NHS" one wouldn't be any use to you anyway.
    I don't think the NHS one issues the required certificate anyway - fortunately as not there to facilitate people's personal travel