At 15 Ben Thatcher took a young Ray Mears to the jungles of Belize on a weekend camping trip. Mears was so astounded by Thatcher's knowledge as a survivalist, he vowed to teach others some of what Thatcher himself had taught him.
Ben Thatcher also played a pivotal role in the recent Northern Ireland peace deal, after it was discovered that Ian Paisley and Martin McGuinness were big fans of the no-nonsense defender. Indeed, the two former enemies like nothing better than to relax with a DVD of Thatcher's finest moments.
Ben Thatcher is a best selling romance novelist writing under the name Marian Keyes, although he's had to hire an actress to make public appearances on his behalf..
It has recently been proven by Harley St specialists that 96% of Ben's on-field thuggary have been directly linked to an acute allergic reaction to Gala Apples. The other 4% were simply where he didn't like the bloke.
Ben Thatcher has an extremely rare medical condition which means that he is imune to the effects of alcohol. It is not unknown for him to guzzle down a bottle of Lamb's Navy Rum - his favoured thirst quencher - during a break in training, suffering no ill effects.
An incredibly private man, Ben Thatcher spends an immense ammount of his spare time fundraising and undertaken work for charity and worthy causes.
This summer, whilst his other players have been sunning themselves in the Med, Ben has been in the Mongolian wilds bringing much needed publicity to the campaign to save a rare breed of Yak by walking barefoot over hot coals non-stop for a week, only stopping for two hours sleep per day.
thatcher was heartbroken when his first love carlos ran off with he father todd thatcher,and has pledged never to speak to his father todd again,hes also a keen gay rights activist and counts peter tatchell as a close chum .
Ben Thatcher is such a fan of classic kids TV programme "Mr Benn" that he has bought himself a costume shop and can often be seen walking in and out in a three piece suit and bowler hat.
Ben Thatcher works on the 'soup run' every Thursday night feeding London's down and out's and homeless. He also has two pet terrapins named Nigel and Not.
Ben Thatcher's chest-beating goal celebration stems from his unusual upbringing, where he was raised in a South American rain forest by 3 chimpanzee's, a gorilla and an armadillo.
Ben Thatcher has been studying internet forums and blogs for the past few years, as he attempts to complete an Open University degree in information technology and society. Indeed, to gather material for his work, he has been moderating Millwall Online.com, and has been on other local football sites discussing Rangers. He is spending the close season collating the results, but is still hoping to make the Braga match.
When he retires from football Ben is keen to continue his family's (from his mothers side) fishing tradition and has already purchased a north sea trawler, which he has renamed "Rosebud" and has painted a charming cerise colour. His aunty Doris has already begun knitting him a collection of rather fetching woolly jumpers so that he doesn't catch a chill on those cold, cold nights..
Ben Thatcher is a mormon and is married to three women.
The one from Abbey Wood happily satisfies his unique, aggressive sexual cravings, the one from Bexleyheath is his late night drinking partner, while the one from Sevenoaks is renowned for her baking ability, and was runner up in the 2005 Kent Show with her light and creamy summerfruits cheesecake.
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Met a fella at old trafford a few seasons ago who told me his sister used to go to ballroom dancing classes with Konch and his sister.
That's easy.
Unless of course it's the litre bottle.
This summer, whilst his other players have been sunning themselves in the Med, Ben has been in the Mongolian wilds bringing much needed publicity to the campaign to save a rare breed of Yak by walking barefoot over hot coals non-stop for a week, only stopping for two hours sleep per day.
25 years on, and traumatised Ben still refuses to fly by paper airplane.
Very droll Oggy- Very droll!
Guess i must be one of them cos this thread really makes me laff!
The one from Abbey Wood happily satisfies his unique, aggressive sexual cravings, the one from Bexleyheath is his late night drinking partner, while the one from Sevenoaks is renowned for her baking ability, and was runner up in the 2005 Kent Show with her light and creamy summerfruits cheesecake.
Ben thatcher urinated on a dance floor in one of the function rooms at the New Den.
(That should raise his standing in the eyes of many charlton fans...)