Ben Thatcher has won the mens singles title at Wimbledon on five consecutive occasions. His career earnings from tennis stand at $143m, give or take a few dollars.
Ben Thatcher once dated Nicole from the Renault adverts, but was run out of town by her jealous papa. Who incedently is now servign a nine-year prison sentence for drug trafficing.
Ben Thatcher is a 'sound of music' fanatic.
under the cover of darkness he dons his leiderhosen, travels to a secret outdoor location and sings every song in the film.
i once heard him at the top of shooters hill bellowing out his personal favourite, 'high on a hill stood a lonely goat..........'
It is a little known fact that Ben Thatcher is the only man ever recorded to achieve a 147 break in snooker, a 9-dart finish in darts, a hole in one in golf, a four minute mile and a 62 story tower in Jenga all on the same day. (The Jenga tower would've been at least 63 storeys high but a fly landed on the top and our Ben lost his rag, called it a "****ing dirty little s***-munching ****" and tried, unsuccessfully, to swat it with a copy of the Beano)
In a drunken pre-season binge, Ben Thatcher stupidly risked both his career and indeed his life when he jumped off the roof of the Sparrows Lane training ground.
Fortunately his fall was broken by a large chip resting on the shoulder of Marcus Bent, and Ben escaped with minor scratches, and an explicit earful from Marcus, who deep down had never forgot an incident in the previous season where a pass from Bent meant Marcus had to run all of two yards.
Ben Thatcher once starred in an adult education video with Heather Mills. Following a second biting incident, a furious Ben threatened that if she did it again he would chop off her leg....
Ben Thatcher was world conker champion on two occasions, he lost a third final on a controversial "tangles" call. He has refused to go anywhere near the village of Ashton ever since.
Ben T Hatcher is the love child of Desperate Housewives, star Terri Hatcher. It is thought that he was forced to change his name by deed poll in order to protect his mother's reputation and that of the reputed father King Juan Carlos of Spain.
Whilst attempting to change his mortgage , Ben Thatcher broke the nose and smashed 3 teeth of the fat spectacled twat who smugly said to him 'brand new customers only'.
On hearing this story, the Nationwide launched a successful marketing campaign, but only show the full violence in adverts broadcast in the Glasgow region.
Ben Thatcher as a teenager helped out on a dairy farm, but was shown the door gate after Daisy the Cow refused to deny growing rumours that the two had become romantically linked.
Having been beaten to the role of James Bond by Daniel Craig last year, Ben Thatcher will instead take over from David Tennant as the new Doctor Who at the end of the next series.
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under the cover of darkness he dons his leiderhosen, travels to a secret outdoor location and sings every song in the film.
i once heard him at the top of shooters hill bellowing out his personal favourite, 'high on a hill stood a lonely goat..........'
Fortunately his fall was broken by a large chip resting on the shoulder of Marcus Bent, and Ben escaped with minor scratches, and an explicit earful from Marcus, who deep down had never forgot an incident in the previous season where a pass from Bent meant Marcus had to run all of two yards.
come on, lets get 100 facts done.
On hearing this story, the Nationwide launched a successful marketing campaign, but only show the full violence in adverts broadcast in the Glasgow region.