It's a little known fact that old Mrs Thatcher was a great fan of Michael Jackson and named her son Ben after Jacko's 1972 hit of that name. Rocked to sleep every night by his mother humming the tune to him, Ben will now only take the field for the second half of matches once his has rung his mother on his mobile and heard her sing to him the immortal words of the second verse: "Ben, you're always running here and there You feel you're not wanted anywhere"
Ben is very fond of the arts and it can now be revealed that he has recently submitted a world record bid for the Damien Hirst work, "For the love of God".
[cite]Posted By: lucy lou[/cite]her computer mate,just done her details,im sorry off it it wont happen again,im sorry i pipped you to that 100 post now.
I'll let you off - just this once!
;o)
By the way, Ben Thatcher actually wrote the original computer programmes for Microsoft, but gave up the rights to his (ex)mate Bill Gates in exchange for Bills scalectrix. To this day Ben cannot bear to watch Grand Prix (but then neither can I!)
Ben was once stranded on a desert island with a dozen other people. he single-handedly kept them all alive by regurgetating nuts that grew on the islands trees, then spreading the resulting pulp onto vine leaves and feeding it to the other 12 until a boat rescued them.
This idea was later 'stolen' by one of the 12 and marketed as peanut butter.
Ben still seeks revenge!
Ben Thatcher retains the services of a sh*t hot firm of lawyers who specialise in litigation for cases of alleged slander, libel, defamation of character, etc.
They are currently licking their lips at the prospect of getting stuck into this little lot now that some bright spark has changed the name of this subject heading!
It is a little known fact that Ben Thatcher invented the Ultimate Fighting League but disassociated himself from it when gouging, elbowing and low blows became banned
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"Ben, you're always running here and there
You feel you're not wanted anywhere"
:-)
(There's your ton!)
Edit: Damn - beaten to it by Lucy Lou!!!
(Ok, he might not have done yet - but he will now!!!)
;o)
Why have you got it as your real name then?
I'll let you off - just this once!
;o)
By the way, Ben Thatcher actually wrote the original computer programmes for Microsoft, but gave up the rights to his (ex)mate Bill Gates in exchange for Bills scalectrix. To this day Ben cannot bear to watch Grand Prix (but then neither can I!)
So we've got a bloke on here who calls himself Lucy.............*scratches head*
.........'Sue' Lucy Lou.
*scratches head again*
This idea was later 'stolen' by one of the 12 and marketed as peanut butter.
Ben still seeks revenge!
Ben Thatcher is an accomplished botanical artists, here is depiction of Arachis hypogea:
They are currently licking their lips at the prospect of getting stuck into this little lot now that some bright spark has changed the name of this subject heading!
With Corry Gibbs.....