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The bar lady enigma

Long story short, I have a strong affection for a nice blonde haired lady who works behind a bar. (It's not actually a long story. That's pretty much it)

I quite like the fact that she appears to be rather normal. My instinct tells me she is also most likely to be a student.

Not gonna beat around the bush, but me and her do already kind of fancy each other, and at this point, all I can do is completely mess it up.

Potential chat up line...

"The masters is really good, isn't it"

"Charlton are gana absolutely destroy....whoever the hell we are playing against tomorrow"

"Can you give my online dating account ....a good direct honest review" (pass my phone over) 

"Why the hell is the kitchen shut on this mad Friday night. I wanted a pub curry!"

Any suggestions?
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  • Do you come here often?
  • Some sort of pun about the head on your beer.
  • A half of mild please luv
  • "I find your cleavage rather intimidating ....and I also f*cking hate palace"

    Will probably be enough 
  • Yes, ask her questions about herself.

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  • Thread's got potential.... 
    Can't wait for some Ambrose words of wisdom ..... even the older, more boring version of Ambrose.
    ;-)
  • Just whack your cock out on the bar. If she's interested, that'll do it. 
    LOL - Ambrose is back!
  • Off_it said:
    Just whack your cock out on the bar. If she's interested, that'll do it. 
    LOL - Ambrose is back!
    BACK IN'T GAME 
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  • @Dave2l - how old are you / her ? 
  • Dave2l said:
    MrOneLung said:
    @Dave2l - how old are you / her ? 

    I'm 92 and she's 17

    Love doesn't have an age on it 
    Nailed it, can see a Charlton Life wedding coming on.
  • Shall I buy a hat?
  • Dave2l said:
    MrOneLung said:
    @Dave2l - how old are you / her ? 

    I'm 92 and she's 17

    Love doesn't have an age on it 
    Was just trying to gauge the age as to how you approach it. 


  • Ask her if she would.like a large stiff one for the road
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