Long story short, I have a strong affection for a nice blonde haired lady who works behind a bar. (It's not actually a long story. That's pretty much it)
I quite like the fact that she appears to be rather normal. My instinct tells me she is also most likely to be a student.
Not gonna beat around the bush, but me and her do already kind of fancy each other, and at this point, all I can do is completely mess it up.
Potential chat up line...
"The masters is really good, isn't it"
"Charlton are gana absolutely destroy....whoever the hell we are playing against tomorrow"
"Can you give my online dating account ....a good direct honest review" (pass my phone over)
"Why the hell is the kitchen shut on this mad Friday night. I wanted a pub curry!"
Any suggestions?
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Will probably be enough
It's about her not you.
If she says "hanging out with my bodybuilder boyfriend" then you know it's a "no"
If it's anything else other than watching Palace or Millwall then the response is "that sounds interesting, I'd like to have a go at that" or "tell me more"
When she replies cotton, you say 'boyfriend material'.
No?
;-)
id like to have a go on that
The first one is "so what's your real job". Bartending is a profession in its own right, not just something people do whilst studying. Don't make that assumption.
The second one is "what's your favourite cocktail" as a pickup line. Chances are, if she's worked in a bar for more than 6 months, it's a triple of scotch or another spirit, neat, with a cigarette.
The third one, is don't be lulled in by compliments initially, most bar girls will flirt to high heaven to get tips. Make sure the interest is genuine first
I reckon he's in with a shout.
I'm 92 and she's 17
Love doesn't have an age on it
"I can't get it up but it's big enough anyway"