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The bar lady enigma

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  • Stig said:
    ROTW said:
    Remember a mate of mine in Spooks on night.
    Whipped his chap out and plonked it in a birds hand.
    The bird didn’t even flinch.
    Jimmy Saville?
    Jimmy Saville once got me to milk a cow blindfolded 

     

  • TelMc32 said:
    bobmunro said:
    Look just be open and honest - no issues with that.

    Say something like "What would be your likely response if I asked you out for a date?" (clever wording in asking before actually asking)

    If she says "yes" then bingo.

    If she says no then respond with something like "I suppose a blow-job is out of the question then?"
    Do you find the old bingo hall works as a first date then @bobmunro ?

    Yes - brings a whole new meaning to 'eyes down, look in'.
  • what's the age gap?

  • arny23394 said:
    If you’re resorting to asking for pointers off Charlton fans, you’ve got no hope.
    I think you under estimate the power of CL.

    I’ve helped out many on here with advice/tips on how to get some action including @Plaaayer @Plumstead_Micky @PrincessFiona and @Brunello
  • Shag said:
    arny23394 said:
    If you’re resorting to asking for pointers off Charlton fans, you’ve got no hope.
    I think you under estimate the power of CL.

    I’ve helped out many on here with advice/tips on how to get some action including @Plaaayer @Plumstead_Micky @PrincessFiona and @Brunello
    With your username you are probably the best person to give advice. 
  • Dave2l said:
    It's the Real Madrid Chelsea QF later, so a packed pub means a lot of bar staff.

    It's now or never

    Sir charlton shag, I may require your expert wingman services if tonight is unsuccessful


    Once more into the breach dear friend...
  • Fingers crossed Dave. Make sure you come on here and update us before you take her out….and make sure you tell her what you’re doing.
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  • Shag said:
    arny23394 said:
    If you’re resorting to asking for pointers off Charlton fans, you’ve got no hope.
    I think you under estimate the power of CL.

    I’ve helped out many on here with advice/tips on how to get some action including @Plaaayer @Plumstead_Micky @PrincessFiona and @Brunello
    And what was that? I definitely don't recall needing or receiving any advice!!
  • G'wan Dave, show her what she's kissing.
  • JohnBoyUK said:
    G'wan Dave, show her what she's kissing.

    She wasn't actually working today, but there is and was a ginger haired lady present behind the bar. She is also something else.

    Basically this particular pub is now going to have to officially be my 2nd home. Me and ginger love have an alternating strong enough potential connection of her wearing a tight sexy white green and purple stripe viglen sponsored away shit and politely informing me about how much she f*cking hates palace





     
  • I came on here to ask whether she (the original lady) had been good enough to make you breakfast in bed this morning?
    Clearly this didn’t happen, unless you got lucky with the ginger 'game changer' *

    * rugby term invented by Eddie for a reserve
  • The bar lady/ Waitress enigma* 

    exactly, it is just that! 

    I mean how many men think they have a chance with a certain lady, 'i must be special', we get along well. 

    It's not impossible, but generally they will just be doing their job and being friendly 99% the time. I am sure the other 1% you will know, if they give you a bit more. Sometimes they might be the one who asks what else you like or if you have any free time. 

    I don't want to stop people shooting their shot so to speak, however just think how many times they get hit on/ chatted up. If its going to happen it will, don't force it and don't make her job any more awkward than it is. 
  • edited April 2022
    Dave2l said:
    JohnBoyUK said:
    G'wan Dave, show her what she's kissing.

    She wasn't actually working today, but there is and was a ginger haired lady present behind the bar. She is also something else.

    Basically this particular pub is now going to have to officially be my 2nd home. Me and ginger love have an alternating strong enough potential connection of her wearing a tight sexy white green and purple stripe viglen sponsored away shit and politely informing me about how much she f*cking hates palace





     
    Think this has turned into a NSFW thread 💩😱😂
  • So where is this "Lady Enigma" bar? 

    It's a strange name for a bar and when I googled it, nothing.

    ;-)
  • Dave2l said:
    JohnBoyUK said:
    G'wan Dave, show her what she's kissing.

    She wasn't actually working today, but there is and was a ginger haired lady present behind the bar. She is also something else.

    Basically this particular pub is now going to have to officially be my 2nd home. Me and ginger love have an alternating strong enough potential connection of her wearing a tight sexy white green and purple stripe viglen sponsored away shit and politely informing me about how much she f*cking hates palace





     
    Sounds like you've got a potential threesome on your hands

    Wait till they're both working next to each other at the bar one day, brazenly walk up and suggest it
  • Off_it said:
    So where is this "Lady Enigma" bar? 

    It's a strange name for a bar and when I googled it, nothing.

    ;-)

    "Bar lady enigma" title could perhaps be a new branded version of "fake taxi"

    At roughly 11.30pm in a pub, a professional porn star is chatting up another pro pornstar. Then things get physical.
    Located in the garden of England

    Dragons den investors would be all over it
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  • Sounds like it was named after a ship.

    Do you know where the Lady Enigma is? 

    Yep, go down here until you get to the Gipsy Moth, chuck a right, follow the river along past the Cutty Sark and it's another 50 yards further down on the left.
  • What bar is this?

    I think there should be an end of season Charlton Life night out.
    It's called the Lady Enigma. Keep up.
  • This thread is going to need a dose of divine intervention if its to live up to its early promise.
  • To be honest Dave, sounds like you're just a right horny bastard.

    If you attend said boozer tonight, and there's a balding 20st bloke working behind the bar that you think there's a spark between you both, you might just have a problem.
    Fuckin' right he will 😀
  • Sounds like they're just good at their jobs to me. Where's this bar? I might have to pop down and try and poach them for my bar!!!
  • Dave2l said:
    We all instinctively know that most women love doing the chasing.

    They thrive on it.

    That's why playing it cool - is when the fishing rod has the patience and it is gentle

    Well done Dave, you are talking to yourself and have given yourself some reasonable advice while writing on a message board.

    Now, grow a pair and go and do something about it

    On a serious note,,
    Asking someone out for a drink who works in a bar is a bit meh. Ask if she'd like a trip on the Thames clipper to the Tate modern, lunch then back to Greenwich.

    or offer to take her up the canal.

  • edited April 2022
    Dave2l said:
    JohnBoyUK said:
    G'wan Dave, show her what she's kissing.

    She wasn't actually working today, but there is and was a ginger haired lady present behind the bar. She is also something else.

    Basically this particular pub is now going to have to officially be my 2nd home. Me and ginger love have an alternating strong enough potential connection of her wearing a tight sexy white green and purple stripe viglen sponsored away shit and politely informing me about how much she f*cking hates palace





     
    So you're already mentally cheating on your potential wife that you haven't asked out on a date yet. For shame sir!
    Yea, just sounds like stalking to me.
     @Dave2l is any of this based on reality? Be careful you could end up on a list…
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