Look Dave, do it or don’t but don’t keep banging on about it if you don’t
if you do do it, let us know how it goes, if you don’t do it then Ask mods to close the thread
sorry to be harsh but I like to live my life vicariously on this site through stories of sexual shenanigans by Carter, Leroy and even MrLargo so get on with it mate
Just be nice to barmaids, relax and the rest will take care of itself and before you know it, the dirty one from Gillingham with dad issues who loves fake tan, Marbella, Jaigermeister and men with Charlton tattoos will be riding you so hard you slip a disk.
Just be nice man, don't be weird and if she asks if you find her attractive play it cool and tell her you would do a marathon, on your hands and knees, through broken glass just to suck the cock of the last man who fucked her
(That mild bit of info requires an individual to provide me with a 2011 Facebook "I'll inbox u hun XXX" quotation of random general Charlton life interest in my sex life - Don't let me down)
(Assuming she's not a friend or close relative of an ex Charlton european CB we had)
I can't mention her heritage based on the risk.
I had a pleasant pub meeting with a friend of mine. The good news is, she's hot and she's a milf (even though she doesn't actually have kids but you get the picture)
The blonde enigma originator poured us both drinks...and she had a very slight glimps of mild "oh shit Dave's with someone" about it.
When she said my pint of peroni will be £4.65, she didn't appear to very enthusiastic about informing me of it.
I believe she may now be fishing for some Dave.
She wants her blonde rival out of the equation. I have provided some long term chess based tactical genius to the original sexy enigma.
I'm rather aware of the delusion but none of this carries a serious nature to it in any way at all.
Just to reiterate, I don't actually believe this has anything serious about it and it is pretty much just a moderate friendly waste of time to even read about.
I will more so chat her up in a nice long term polite friendly gentlemanly understanding way - along with the required patience.
(Assuming she's not a friend or close relative of an ex Charlton european CB we had)
I can't mention her heritage based on the risk.
I had a pleasant pub meeting with a friend of mine. The good news is, she's hot and she's a milf (even though she doesn't actually have kids but you get the picture)
The blonde enigma originator poured us both drinks...and she had a very slight glimps of mild "oh shit Dave's with someone" about it.
When she said my pint of peroni will be £4.65, she didn't appear to very enthusiastic about informing me of it.
I believe she may now be fishing for some Dave.
She wants her blonde rival out of the equation. I have provided some long term chess based tactical genius to the original sexy enigma.
(Assuming she's not a friend or close relative of an ex Charlton european CB we had)
I can't mention her heritage based on the risk.
I had a pleasant pub meeting with a friend of mine. The good news is, she's hot and she's a milf (even though she doesn't actually have kids but you get the picture)
The blonde enigma originator poured us both drinks...and she had a very slight glimps of mild "oh shit Dave's with someone" about it.
When she said my pint of peroni will be £4.65, she didn't appear to very enthusiastic about informing me of it.
I believe she may now be fishing for some Dave.
She wants her blonde rival out of the equation. I have provided some long term chess based tactical genius to the original sexy enigma.
(Assuming she's not a friend or close relative of an ex Charlton european CB we had)
I can't mention her heritage based on the risk.
I had a pleasant pub meeting with a friend of mine. The good news is, she's hot and she's a milf (even though she doesn't actually have kids but you get the picture)
The blonde enigma originator poured us both drinks...and she had a very slight glimps of mild "oh shit Dave's with someone" about it.
When she said my pint of peroni will be £4.65, she didn't appear to very enthusiastic about informing me of it.
I believe she may now be fishing for some Dave.
She wants her blonde rival out of the equation. I have provided some long term chess based tactical genius to the original sexy enigma.
This thread reminded me of something funny. I used to go in the station hotel at hither green a lot when I lived over there. This was before they did it up. There was a barmaid in there that had a bit of a soft spot for me, or so I thought anyway. Nothing ever came of it though. Anyway, doing the usual chit chat one day and I asked her what she was up to at the weekend. Turns out she was off to the erotica exhibition at excel or somewhere like that...with her mum! She then added that her mum was the same dress size, which was handy as they could share outfits! I feel I missed an opportunity there! 🤣😂
Why do you think that, are you the same dress size too?
This thread reminded me of something funny. I used to go in the station hotel at hither green a lot when I lived over there. This was before they did it up. There was a barmaid in there that had a bit of a soft spot for me, or so I thought anyway. Nothing ever came of it though. Anyway, doing the usual chit chat one day and I asked her what she was up to at the weekend. Turns out she was off to the erotica exhibition at excel or somewhere like that...with her mum! She then added that her mum was the same dress size, which was handy as they could share outfits! I feel I missed an opportunity there! 🤣😂
Why do you think that, are you the same dress size too?
Hahaha....that wasn't what I was hinting. I'm a much larger dress size now either way 🤣😂
Unfortunately, for myself, the holidays are over and I've ran out of annual leave.
I'm going to be busy 6 days a week again, and it's gana be too much - right up until mid June. I can already feel the force of hamster hibernation. It's gana be shit.
The baton may need to temporarily be passed over.
The rules are....there are no rules, apart from the fact that it does have to be in a pub (but not my pub)
The romantic novel that went on in my mind hasn't met up with real life - in it's present state.
I'm in the pub and I'm a tad worried. A new lady is wearing a black training t-shirt. I fear my old expert draft beer pourer has already perhaps got a better job somewhere else and she's already been replaced.
It's anyones guess
She's now got a secret sexy cool job working for the MI6? or, she ditched the pub to instead work for WH f*cking smiths....or, she still works here but it's her day off. Or she's now maybe a hairdresser. Or, her passion in life is to work for Uber eats.
The other slightly annoying thing is there are a group of absolute bellends sitting near me while watching the Chelsea arsenal game.
When Arsenal scored, they behaved in a beyond cringey moronic way of celebrations. It was painful.
I've decided I will most likely have the required energy to return to the pub again in the near future. Most likely to be tomorrow.
I've returned to the real world and emotional energy has been thankfully returned to the Dave.
The lesbian 4some, plus myself entering, when they start getting tired is possible, but I don't think it is a very realistic possibility.
The romantic novel that went on in my mind hasn't met up with real life - in it's present state.
I'm in the pub and I'm a tad worried. A new lady is wearing a black training t-shirt. I fear my old expert draft beer pourer has already perhaps got a better job somewhere else and she's already been replaced.
It's anyones guess
She's now got a secret sexy cool job working for the MI6? or, she ditched the pub to instead work for WH f*cking smiths....or, she still works here but it's her day off. Or she's now maybe a hairdresser. Or, her passion in life is to work for Uber eats.
The other slightly annoying thing is there are a group of absolute bellends sitting near me while watching the Chelsea arsenal game.
When Arsenal scored, they behaved in a beyond cringey moronic way of celebrations. It was painful.
I've decided I will most likely have the required energy to return to the pub again in the near future. Most likely to be tomorrow.
I've returned to the real world and emotional energy has been thankfully returned to the Dave.
The lesbian 4some, plus myself entering, when they start getting tired is possible, but I don't think it is a very realistic possibility.
I salute you - a thread that went straight into the top 10 CL threads of all time - an enjoyable read
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if you do do it, let us know how it goes, if you don’t do it then Ask mods to close the thread
sorry to be harsh but I like to live my life vicariously on this site through stories of sexual shenanigans by Carter, Leroy and even MrLargo so get on with it mate
Just be nice man, don't be weird and if she asks if you find her attractive play it cool and tell her you would do a marathon, on your hands and knees, through broken glass just to suck the cock of the last man who fucked her
(That mild bit of info requires an individual to provide me with a 2011 Facebook "I'll inbox u hun XXX" quotation of random general Charlton life interest in my sex life - Don't let me down)
(Assuming she's not a friend or close relative of an ex Charlton european CB we had)
I can't mention her heritage based on the risk.
I had a pleasant pub meeting with a friend of mine. The good news is, she's hot and she's a milf (even though she doesn't actually have kids but you get the picture)
The blonde enigma originator poured us both drinks...and she had a very slight glimps of mild "oh shit Dave's with someone" about it.
When she said my pint of peroni will be £4.65, she didn't appear to very enthusiastic about informing me of it.
I believe she may now be fishing for some Dave.
She wants her blonde rival out of the equation.
I have provided some long term chess based tactical genius to the original sexy enigma.
I've gone 4-2-3-1
I'm rather aware of the delusion but none of this carries a serious nature to it in any way at all.
Just to reiterate, I don't actually believe this has anything serious about it and it is pretty much just a moderate friendly waste of time to even read about.
I will more so chat her up in a nice long term polite friendly gentlemanly understanding way - along with the required patience.
Jackson's 3-5-2 sometimes gets the shag.
According to no one
Have you given up the chase Dave?
I'm going to be busy 6 days a week again, and it's gana be too much - right up until mid June. I can already feel the force of hamster hibernation. It's gana be shit.
The baton may need to temporarily be passed over.
The rules are....there are no rules, apart from the fact that it does have to be in a pub (but not my pub)
The romantic novel that went on in my mind hasn't met up with real life - in it's present state.
I'm in the pub and I'm a tad worried. A new lady is wearing a black training t-shirt. I fear my old expert draft beer pourer has already perhaps got a better job somewhere else and she's already been replaced.
It's anyones guess
She's now got a secret sexy cool job working for the MI6? or, she ditched the pub to instead work for WH f*cking smiths....or, she still works here but it's her day off.
Or she's now maybe a hairdresser.
Or, her passion in life is to work for Uber eats.
The other slightly annoying thing is there are a group of absolute bellends sitting near me while watching the Chelsea arsenal game.
When Arsenal scored, they behaved in a beyond cringey moronic way of celebrations. It was painful.
I've decided I will most likely have the required energy to return to the pub again in the near future. Most likely to be tomorrow.
I've returned to the real world and emotional energy has been thankfully returned to the Dave.
The lesbian 4some, plus myself entering, when they start getting tired is possible, but I don't think it is a very realistic possibility.
Keep your chin up Dave, go down tonight and with a bit of luck…..
you’ll be watching Burnley v Southampton