When she says "What did you say?" you reply "Isn't it rotten weather". She'll know what you really said and hopefully she'll appreciate the humour have a smile on her face.
Whatever you do, don't reply "It's raining cats and dogs".
This thread reminded me of something funny. I used to go in the station hotel at hither green a lot when I lived over there. This was before they did it up. There was a barmaid in there that had a bit of a soft spot for me, or so I thought anyway. Nothing ever came of it though. Anyway, doing the usual chit chat one day and I asked her what she was up to at the weekend. Turns out she was off to the erotica exhibition at excel or somewhere like that...with her mum! She then added that her mum was the same dress size, which was handy as they could share outfits! I feel I missed an opportunity there! 🤣😂
While everyone's watching the entertaining car crash fixture of mutual misery - I can step up to the plate... Get friend zoned, and then enjoy a diet coke.
I will most likely sit down, browse my phone, and then go home.
While everyone's watching the entertaining car crash fixture of mutual misery - I can step up to the plate... Get friend zoned, and then enjoy a diet coke.
I will most likely sit down, browse my phone, and then go home.
Who says romance is dead
Good point.
Ask her if she's on a dating App. If she is you can go and sit in the corner and flirt with her all day without the need to actually speak to her or make any eye contact whatsoever.
While everyone's watching the entertaining car crash fixture of mutual misery - I can step up to the plate... Get friend zoned, and then enjoy a diet coke.
I will most likely sit down, browse my phone, and then go home.
Who says romance is dead
Good point.
Ask her if she's on a dating App. If she is you can go and sit in the corner and flirt with her all day without the need to actually speak to her or make any eye contact whatsoever.
My advice would be to get chatting and find out more about her. If she is reluctant to tell you, she may be just friendly as it is part of her job. Pick up lines are more for somebody you see and are unlikely to see again. Look for any signs of flirting which would probably be a good indicator.
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She’s already planning how to kill you with the willy shaped cocktail stick left over from a hen night.
I fear having to get an Uber even though I live roughly 12 metres away
I'm in my early 30s and she's mid 20s
Is this persons name Bert ?
Whipped his chap out and plonked it in a birds hand.
The bird didn’t even flinch.
When she says "What did you say?" you reply "Isn't it rotten weather". She'll know what you really said and hopefully she'll appreciate the humour have a smile on her face.
Whatever you do, don't reply "It's raining cats and dogs".
Worked for Michael Bolton
"Those that laugh together, stay together"..
And for what it’s worth, she seemed to enjoy the gift.
While everyone's watching the entertaining car crash fixture of mutual misery - I can step up to the plate... Get friend zoned, and then enjoy a diet coke.
I will most likely sit down, browse my phone, and then go home.
Who says romance is dead
Ask her if she's on a dating App. If she is you can go and sit in the corner and flirt with her all day without the need to actually speak to her or make any eye contact whatsoever.
It's the future. Apparently.
and Pornhub.