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Sex in Public. OK or Not OK?

The Prince-e-Paul
The Prince-e-Paul Posts: 6,688
edited July 2022 in Not Sports Related
I just opened my front door to feed the dogs outside (they like alfresco dining) and noticed a car parked opposite my house. Not an unremarkable scene, living in the industrial heartland of England's 4th largest City (Leeds say 5th).

However as I lay down the feast of delights for my four legged friends, I noticed that a car was moving. Not in a conventional way of backwards and forwards, more up an down, in a bouncing motion. I couldn't see any people outside or inside as the windows were blacked out, but pondered whether somebody was being throttled and might need assistance, but as the front windows were fully open and no sound was coming out, there didn't seem too much protest. At my insistence, my wife came out to witness the bouncing car. After the strange bouncing stopped a very large bloke stripped to the waist got out of the rear door and got back in the front and drove away.

My query is, what do other Lifers think about such activities taking place on a busy residential street?

OK or Not OK?
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  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,220
    Rita, Sue and Bob too. Good film that set in West Yorkshire 
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,376
    Saw the thread title and thought it had happened again.


  • I'm not against such social interaction, but it wind's me up when it's outside my house. Im sure it must be a windup as theres a 200 yard stretch of road with no houses after my house. 
  • lordromford
    lordromford Posts: 7,782
    edited July 2022
    I just opened my front door to feed the dogs outside (they like alfresco dining) and noticed a car parked opposite my house. Not an unremarkable scene, living in the industrial heartland of England's 4th largest City (Leeds say 5th).

    However as I lay down the feast of delights for my four legged friends, I noticed that a car was moving. Not in a conventional way of backwards and forwards, more up an down, in a bouncing motion. I couldn't see any people outside or inside as the windows were blacked out, but pondered whether somebody was being throttled and might need assistance, but as the front windows were fully open and no sound was coming out, there didn't seem too much protest. At my insistence, my wife came out to witness the bouncing car. After the strange bouncing stopped a very large bloke stripped to the waist got out of the rear door and got back in the front and drove away.

    My query is, what do other Lifers think about such activities taking place on a busy residential street?

    OK or Not OK?
    Was it non consensual? Did it harm anyone? Were any people subjected to seeing his meat and two veg or the privates of his partner? Did any passers by get hit by his hot frothy ejaculate?
    If no to all these, I don’t see what the problem is.
    👍🏼😎
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,595
    I just opened my front door to feed the dogs outside (they like alfresco dining) and noticed a car parked opposite my house. Not an unremarkable scene, living in the industrial heartland of England's 4th largest City (Leeds say 5th).

    However as I lay down the feast of delights for my four legged friends, I noticed that a car was moving. Not in a conventional way of backwards and forwards, more up an down, in a bouncing motion. I couldn't see any people outside or inside as the windows were blacked out, but pondered whether somebody was being throttled and might need assistance, but as the front windows were fully open and no sound was coming out, there didn't seem too much protest. At my insistence, my wife came out to witness the bouncing car. After the strange bouncing stopped a very large bloke stripped to the waist got out of the rear door and got back in the front and drove away.

    My query is, what do other Lifers think about such activities taking place on a busy residential street?

    OK or Not OK?
    Was it non consensual? Did it harm anyone? Were any people subjected to seeing his meat and two veg or the privates of his partner? Did any passers by get hit by his hot frothy ejaculate?
    If no to all these, I don’t see what the problem is.
    👍🏼😎
    More importantly, did you get a video of it.
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    Fine
  • DamoNorthStand
    DamoNorthStand Posts: 10,934
    Well considering nobody else got out the car, is the question not one of wanking in public?
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  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,989
    shirty5 said:
    Rita, Sue and Bob too. Good film that set in West Yorkshire 
    I thought I were great.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,348
    get a room f f s !!!!
  • IanJRO
    IanJRO Posts: 691
    Not sure it's worth the petrol money for a couple of minutes of excitement
  • eastterrace6168
    eastterrace6168 Posts: 22,506
    edited July 2022
    What got my thoughts was, you say he was stripped to the waist, now was it top half or bottom half..🤔.. ;)
  • eastterrace6168
    eastterrace6168 Posts: 22,506
    edited July 2022
    IanJRO said:
    Not sure it's worth the petrol money for a couple of minutes of excitement
    Couple of minutes?? wow!!.. B)
  • Gribbo
    Gribbo Posts: 8,484
    Treacle on treacle only
  • cfgs
    cfgs Posts: 11,476
    I just opened my front door to feed the dogs outside (they like alfresco dining) and noticed a car parked opposite my house. Not an unremarkable scene, living in the industrial heartland of England's 4th largest City (Leeds say 5th).

    However as I lay down the feast of delights for my four legged friends, I noticed that a car was moving. Not in a conventional way of backwards and forwards, more up an down, in a bouncing motion. I couldn't see any people outside or inside as the windows were blacked out, but pondered whether somebody was being throttled and might need assistance, but as the front windows were fully open and no sound was coming out, there didn't seem too much protest. At my insistence, my wife came out to witness the bouncing car. After the strange bouncing stopped a very large bloke stripped to the waist got out of the rear door and got back in the front and drove away.

    My query is, what do other Lifers think about such activities taking place on a busy residential street?

    OK or Not OK?
    You say he was a large bloke and he was stripped to the waist, from the first part of this sentence you meant from the ground to his waist.
  • killerandflash
    killerandflash Posts: 69,842
    What was the make of car, and were the shock absorbers up to it?
  • Huskaris
    Huskaris Posts: 9,846
    This thread has potential for some great stories. 

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  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,031
    I'd have been about 19 and I fingered my l(then)ittle lovely on the back seat of a bus one night.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,890
    edited July 2022
    There’s nothing wrong with you and your wife enjoying a bit of dogging and, posting it on here is probably the best way to get it off your chest.
  • Ormiston_Addick
    Ormiston_Addick Posts: 8,810
    That’s a bit much on a residential street!

    I remember playing Pitch and Putt at Queen Mary’s in Sidcup one summer and hitting the ball over the back of the green under a massive tree with overhanging branches.

    Went to retrieve said ball from under the tree and found a couple shagging, him with a white short sleeved shirt and grey trousers and her with a floral summer dress hitched up for obvious reasons.

    Made me very reluctant to use my driver on the Pitch and Putt course again!
  • Curb_It
    Curb_It Posts: 21,219
    Stripped to the waist up or down? Please clarify before I get outraged on your behalf!!
  • Callumcafc
    Callumcafc Posts: 63,763
    edited July 2022
    I'd have been about 19 and I fingered my l(then)ittle lovely on the back seat of a bus one night.
    Did it not put him off driving the bus?

    Bastard. Just spat watr all over my kyboard.
  • KiwiValley
    KiwiValley Posts: 3,379
    Context is everything, if i were to bump into Christina Hendricks in the Makro car park and she told me she needed me to help her scratch an itch, i'd probably oblige. On the other hand I have twice wandered past a man self loving in a car and i must admit it did take the gloss of my walk.
  • Cafc43v3r
    Cafc43v3r Posts: 21,600
    Context is everything, if i were to bump into Christina Hendricks in the Makro car park and she told me she needed me to help her scratch an itch, i'd probably oblige. On the other hand I have twice wandered past a man self loving in a car and i must admit it did take the gloss of my walk.
    So what do you think of Miles Leaburn 🤔 
  • Scoham
    Scoham Posts: 37,376

    Slow... then fast.