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RATE MY PLATE | Christmas Dinner 2023

up_the_valley
up_the_valley Posts: 4,186
edited December 2023 in Fun, Jokes & Captions
Of all the meals of the year, this has to be the best. Chicken and lamb for us this year (just chicken for me). You can't whack a roast dinner. Post your best and Merry Christmas to all. 🌲🎁🎅

A few prep pics would make a nice change to.

***** Please don't post pics if you have no sense of humour ******
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  • meldrew66
    meldrew66 Posts: 2,561
    edited December 2023
    Table set - tick

  • up_the_valley
    up_the_valley Posts: 4,186
    Any chance of s sticky admin? I actually enjoy these threads... spend most of my time on here sharing lowlights of Charltons latest shit result.
  • meldrew66
    meldrew66 Posts: 2,561
    Turkey prepped and in the oven - tick
  • up_the_valley
    up_the_valley Posts: 4,186
    meldrew66 said:
    Table set - tick

    Looks like it's set for the Munsters!
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,417
    I’m not cooking tomorrow we are at our daughters, did a little roast today and will cook again Boxing Day.
     Only just learning to cook and my Yorkshire are nearly always as flat as a Abbie Morgan corner kick. 
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,804
    Had they sold out of vegetables at the shop? 
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,417
    Alwaysneil said:
    Had they sold out of vegetables at the shop? 
    Seth was ahead of me in the queue.
    Bought a wheelbarrow full, nowt left 🤷‍♂️
    Hate them, eat them under protest. 😂

  • meldrew66
    meldrew66 Posts: 2,561
    Alwaysneil said:
    Had they sold out of vegetables at the shop? 
    ……and so it begins! Now it’s Christmas! 
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  • rina
    rina Posts: 2,334
    AFKABartram said:
    Good luck everyone, and please don’t take any sarcasm to heart, it’s all a bit of fun and every who puts their plate up for a potential roast is a great sport. 

    Nothing for me will ever beat Seth’s 2019 entry. That was a plate of legend and had me wondering “Is the plate being served on an ironing board? This looks like the type of house if on Through the Keyhole you’d be expecting an old spinster with 72 cats. Most, I’d guess, with starvation issues out of choice.” But @carly burn  summed it up much better by simply asking  'what wine did you serve with this, Malibu?'



    Merry Christmas all!
    my thoughts and prayers are with you Seth, hoping you can get your oven working this year
  • DamoNorthStand
    DamoNorthStand Posts: 10,933
    meldrew66 said:
    Table set - tick

    Just remember not to say Beetlejuice three times!
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,417
    AFKABartram said:
    Greggs will be delighted people are now adding steak bakes to the dinner plates 
    *Heading to the “How are you” thread for a chat with nicer folk ✌️😉
  • up_the_valley
    up_the_valley Posts: 4,186
    edited December 2023
    DamoNorthStand said:
    meldrew66 said:
    Table set - tick

    Just remember not to say Beetlejuice three times!
    After seeing that all I'd be saying is "home!!!" to the cabbie.
  • meldrew66
    meldrew66 Posts: 2,561
    edited December 2023
    up_the_valley said:
    DamoNorthStand said:
    meldrew66 said:
    Table set - tick

    Just remember not to say Beetlejuice three times!
    After seeing that all I'd be saying is "home!!!" to the cabbie.
    Better picture? :
  • Mendonca In Asdas
    Mendonca In Asdas Posts: 22,650
    Let the games begin….
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,820
    So hope @ValleyGary has cleared a window in his diary for this. He’s the absolute master at this. Savage. 
  • up_the_valley
    up_the_valley Posts: 4,186
    meldrew66 said:
    up_the_valley said:
    DamoNorthStand said:
    meldrew66 said:
    Table set - tick

    Just remember not to say Beetlejuice three times!
    After seeing that all I'd be saying is "home!!!" to the cabbie.
    Better picture? :
    A posh wake?
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,103

  • up_the_valley
    up_the_valley Posts: 4,186
    edited December 2023
    MrWalker said:

    Waiter, bring a doggy bag!
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  • dicktracey
    dicktracey Posts: 318
    T_C_E said:
    I’m not cooking tomorrow we are at our daughters, did a little roast today and will cook again Boxing Day.
     Only just learning to cook and my Yorkshire are nearly always as flat as a Abbie Morgan corner kick. 
    Needs gravy / cranberry ... but great effort 
  • Jonniesta
    Jonniesta Posts: 1,152
     up_the_valley said:
    meldrew66 said:
    up_the_valley said:
    DamoNorthStand said:
    meldrew66 said:
    Table set - tick

    Just remember not to say Beetlejuice three times!
    After seeing that all I'd be saying is "home!!!" to the cabbie.
    Better picture? :
    A posh wake?
    Every now and then. Not sure what that has to do with the thread. 

    Oh, you said 'wake'... sorry, misread.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,417
    dicktracey said:
    T_C_E said:
    I’m not cooking tomorrow we are at our daughters, did a little roast today and will cook again Boxing Day.
     Only just learning to cook and my Yorkshire are nearly always as flat as a Abbie Morgan corner kick. 
    Needs gravy / cranberry ... but great effort 
    Gravy was made and added after the photo, thank you for an excellent critique.
    •up yours @AFKABartram* 😂😉
  • fenlandaddick
    fenlandaddick Posts: 1,767
    meldrew66 said:
    up_the_valley said:
    DamoNorthStand said:
    meldrew66 said:
    Table set - tick

    Just remember not to say Beetlejuice three times!
    After seeing that all I'd be saying is "home!!!" to the cabbie.
    Better picture? :

    I think you should move that table a bit closer to the wall. Don't want anyone having too much room.
    Are you going to put grandad in the middle on that bench? Might not be best with his bladder.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,804
    MrWalker said:

    Didn't realise Katie Price had recently had breast reduction surgery. 
  • SporadicAddick
    SporadicAddick Posts: 6,839
    Looking forward to seeing a little window into the lives of others. It's not just the food, which is sometimes great but often shocking (baked beans and crisps spring to mind), but the table settings, the tableware, the cutlery, the condiments, the quality of the kitchen surfaces and everything else. 

    Do not spare feelings, do not sympathise or empathise. Be brutal and honest. May Christmas Day begin... 
  • dicktracey
    dicktracey Posts: 318
    Turkey and stuffing, roast potato wedges and cauliflower with cheese sause and gravy .... bit untraditional but noone here to impress.  Plate by Royal Albert.  Chrstmas greetings from Sydney.  
  • dicktracey
    dicktracey Posts: 318
    And this was lunch - ham was the only Christmassy element

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