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Chat up lines
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You've got lovely hair....0
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Her: "I have a boyfriend".
Quality
Him: "I have a goldfish".
Her; "What??"
Him: "I'm sorry, I thought we were talking about things that didn't matter"
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Can I take you to be valued
Why
Coz you look like a million dollars to me!0 -
your face is like a million dollars .. all green and krinkly0
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Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?
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Maybe it was just the Sheffield tarts that didn't like your chat up line.
haha dont tell me you wont be using it in bournemouth on sat'morning'
Went down well in sheffield gaz. Lol
Let's hope they like it down in bournemouth. But not holding out much hope
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Have you seen my magic watch?
@Redhenry
It can tell me anything about you.
Right now its telling me you aren't wearing any knickers.
She replies, "well its wrong"
You say "Its ten minutes fast".
Was out in the lash Friday night and when a girl I know said to me "i like you watch" before I knew it the words "this? This is my magic watch" had left my mouth and I was scanning her up and down with it.
It got a laugh, so thumbs up from me.
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Roses are Red
Violets are blue
I have a gun
Get in the van...0 -
Or more to the point How?I wonder what our female lifers think of this thread......
They'll be wondering why any of us are married.
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I'm so sorry but I think I may have left the keys to my Ferrari in your knickers....0 - Sponsored links:
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Why don't we go for a walk down the river and you can cum on my boat.0
