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100 things you never knew about Ben Thatcher

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  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    Ben Thatcher once said, "There is only one difference between a madman and me. I am not mad. "
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    He also said, "You can go a long way with a smile. Even further with a smile and a gun"
  • BlackForestReds
    BlackForestReds Posts: 17,952
    Ben Thatcher amuses himself by writing letters to the Editors of Viz and making up psuedonyms.
  • PeanutsMolloy
    PeanutsMolloy Posts: 6,704
    It's a little known fact that old Mrs Thatcher was a great fan of Michael Jackson and named her son Ben after Jacko's 1972 hit of that name. Rocked to sleep every night by his mother humming the tune to him, Ben will now only take the field for the second half of matches once his has rung his mother on his mobile and heard her sing to him the immortal words of the second verse:
    "Ben, you're always running here and there
    You feel you're not wanted anywhere"
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    Although keen on cheese, Ben Thatcher has no particular favourite.
  • cunningstunt87
    cunningstunt87 Posts: 1,100
    [cite]Posted By: AFKA Bartram[/cite]Ben Thatcher can be found on Charlton Life, posting under the alias Cunning Stunt....

    :-)
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    thatcher is 20 percent sioux indian,and visits hes sioux relatives every summer.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,835
    Ben is very fond of the arts and it can now be revealed that he has recently submitted a world record bid for the Damien Hirst work, "For the love of God".
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    thatcher is currently dating will young ,after young fell for ben at a darren ambrose party.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,835
    edited July 2007
    After buying the above artwork, Ben's intention is to remove and throw away all of the diamonds so that he is left with "a really cool skull"

    (There's your ton!)

    Edit: Damn - beaten to it by Lucy Lou!!!
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  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    yessssssssssssssssss
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,835
    Ben Thatcher once knocked someone called Lucy Rigby off their bike.

    (Ok, he might not have done yet - but he will now!!!)
    ;o)
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    oi thats me bird
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,835
    [cite]Posted By: lucy lou[/cite]oi thats me bird

    Why have you got it as your real name then?
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    her computer mate,just done her details,im sorry off it it wont happen again,im sorry i pipped you to that 100 post now.
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,835
    edited July 2007
    [cite]Posted By: lucy lou[/cite]her computer mate,just done her details,im sorry off it it wont happen again,im sorry i pipped you to that 100 post now.

    I'll let you off - just this once!
    ;o)

    By the way, Ben Thatcher actually wrote the original computer programmes for Microsoft, but gave up the rights to his (ex)mate Bill Gates in exchange for Bills scalectrix. To this day Ben cannot bear to watch Grand Prix (but then neither can I!)
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    [cite]Posted By: Off_it[/cite]
    [cite]Posted By: lucy lou[/cite]oi thats me bird

    Why have you got it as your real name then?

    So we've got a bloke on here who calls himself Lucy.............*scratches head*
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    Ben Thatcher is not his real name.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    Ben Thatcher's father is a wanted international terrorist.
  • nolly
    nolly Posts: 12,122
    sometimes i call myself sue as well!
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  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    Osama ben Thatcher is merely another pseudonym.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    His real name is...............









    .........'Sue' Lucy Lou.

    *scratches head again*
  • Alex Wright
    Alex Wright Posts: 8,214
    Ben Thatcher has on green eye and one blue eye. He's also moving to the Isle of Whight for tax purposes
  • paulbaconsarnie
    paulbaconsarnie Posts: 9,423
    Ben was once stranded on a desert island with a dozen other people. he single-handedly kept them all alive by regurgetating nuts that grew on the islands trees, then spreading the resulting pulp onto vine leaves and feeding it to the other 12 until a boat rescued them.
    This idea was later 'stolen' by one of the 12 and marketed as peanut butter.
    Ben still seeks revenge!
  • Salad
    Salad Posts: 10,189
    That's a lie Paul - peanuts are not nuts but woody legumes - also they don't grow on trees but in the ground - just ask Henry!

    Ben Thatcher is an accomplished botanical artists, here is depiction of Arachis hypogea:
  • Off_it
    Off_it Posts: 28,835
    Ben Thatcher retains the services of a sh*t hot firm of lawyers who specialise in litigation for cases of alleged slander, libel, defamation of character, etc.

    They are currently licking their lips at the prospect of getting stuck into this little lot now that some bright spark has changed the name of this subject heading!
  • AFKABartram
    AFKABartram Posts: 57,821
    Ben Thatcher is currently fully fit, but is working as a supply teacher in Sudan.

    With Corry Gibbs.....
  • Swisdom
    Swisdom Posts: 14,976
    Ben Thatcher does not have thumbs.
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954
    Nobody knows the name of his teddy bear .........
  • Plaaayer
    Plaaayer Posts: 8,997
    It is a little known fact that Ben Thatcher invented the Ultimate Fighting League but disassociated himself from it when gouging, elbowing and low blows became banned

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