KENNY JACKETT RESIGNS !
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Ha ha ha.Callumcafc said:
And then Sir Alex goes to Millwall?SELR_addicks said:What if Martinez goes to Everton and then Jackett moves to Wigan?
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This is a great idea, my CV is in the post. Experience - shouting at my sons U8s team from the touchline and coaching my dog. I'm sure they will consider me for the job. I'll take 'em down, don't you worry!!!man_at_milletts said:I think we should all apply for the job :-)
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Re: Manager of Millwall FC position
I am writing to apply for the position of Football Manager, as advertised recently on a poster in a back alley somewhere in Docklands.
I am a confident and capable football manager with four years experience as manager of The Red Lion in the London and Kent Border League.
In my present role, I meet the challenge of a very difficult situation managing players who are invariably half drunk every Sunday morning and 'very much up for a fight.' Many of my players are, like the majority of people involved at Millwall, ex-criminals and violent thugs. On non-matchdays I fulfill extra roles such as overseeing work programs, transport to and from players' community service, and restraint on 'are you dissing me / come here and say that' situations. The role demands that I recognise potentially high-risk situations and find a solution before they escalate – or, if they do escalate, deal with them swiftly and appropriately.
Throughout my football management experience, I have endeavoured to perform my duties with professionalism and diligence. Impartial and fair, I am commended for my cool-headed and diplomatic approach to player and supporter conflicts. I am comfortable using force to apprehend or immobilise spectators or opposition players, but only as a last resort, or if they are taking the piss.
I am physically fit, with time out of work spent pursuing sporting interests. A few decades ago, for example, I organised many of the most infamous rucks with that Inter City mob scum from across the river.
I have since obtained an NVQ in Corrections Practice. I also possess an enduring interest in crime and criminology generally. This interest led me to read a book about Criminology and Criminal Justice this year.
My resume is attached and I look forward to being able to discuss the position with you further.
Kind regards,
Mr X0 -
Been some talk of Mark Bircham but can't see it myself0
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What is it about Jackett that makes him so likeable? I'm not saying this in a combative sense - because I'm firmly in the same camp. In fact, him leaving the spanners has made me doubly happy - because not only does it instantly raise the chances of them sinking without trace next season, but I can also now dispel the tiny feeling of dirtiness I have every time I see him being interviewed and liking how he comes across and what he says. I can't ever remember someone so closely associated with those turds being so warmly appreciated by us - so what exactly is it about him that makes him such a top bloke?0
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Work with a spanner who mentioned the link to Darren Ferguson.
Told him "I had seen that and that I certainly like the attacking way his teams play, but little defence usually. That would actually suit your boys! Like attacking and generally no defence for when the fans do so!!"
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Honesty, modesty, realistic & he's praised Charlton in the past.Leroy Ambrose said:What is it about Jackett that makes him so likeable? I'm not saying this in a combative sense - because I'm firmly in the same camp. In fact, him leaving the spanners has made me doubly happy - because not only does it instantly raise the chances of them sinking without trace next season, but I can also now dispel the tiny feeling of dirtiness I have every time I see him being interviewed and liking how he comes across and what he says. I can't ever remember someone so closely associated with those turds being so warmly appreciated by us - so what exactly is it about him that makes him such a top bloke?
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That wouldn't be Benton by any chance, would it?BansteadAddick said:
This is a great idea, my CV is in the post. Experience - shouting at my sons U8s team from the touchline and coaching my dog. I'm sure they will consider me for the job. I'll take 'em down, don't you worry!!!man_at_milletts said:I think we should all apply for the job :-)
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Then all 3 would have moved to a bigger club. Wigan would be a good club for Jackett.SELR_addicks said:What if Martinez goes to Everton and then Jackett moves to Wigan?
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Marc Bircham now favourite to take over, must admit I had to look him up as I'd never heard of him. Doesn't look to have much experience I must say0
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QPR youth coach! hahahaha - 2 bob clubCal_1991 said:Marc Bircham now favourite to take over, must admit I had to look him up as I'd never heard of him. Doesn't look to have much experience I must say
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Ooh please let this be true. At least he hasn't still got that blue streak through his hair.Cal_1991 said:Marc Bircham now favourite to take over, must admit I had to look him up as I'd never heard of him. Doesn't look to have much experience I must say
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i really think this is the start of a tailspin into oblivion for them and i predict right now, they will not exist in 5 years time as they do now - in that stadium, in the championship - they will be league 1 or 2 in a groundshare somewhere - as long as it ain't with us, that will be superb - it keeps the sh*t filter working but only just.0
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I hadn't realised he was only 34, he's a former player of theirs, been on 'Late Kick Off' several times.Cal_1991 said:Marc Bircham now favourite to take over, must admit I had to look him up as I'd never heard of him. Doesn't look to have much experience I must say
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Give me a couple of hours... My uncle know's Marc, he's ringing him.0
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Just imagine if theyd gone down i think they would have had a helluva job coming back up.Covered End said:
Ooh please let this be true. At least he hasn't still got that blue streak through his hair.Cal_1991 said:Marc Bircham now favourite to take over, must admit I had to look him up as I'd never heard of him. Doesn't look to have much experience I must say
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Would be a great management appointment......Cal_1991 said:Marc Bircham now favourite to take over, must admit I had to look him up as I'd never heard of him. Doesn't look to have much experience I must say
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That made me very happy @jimmymelrose had to share it on Facebook, hope you don't mind.0
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Sean Dyche now in the frame.0
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Like birch always talks well shame if he goes there0
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Seems like a good fit tbh. Dyche eats glass for breakfast.Starinnaddick said:Sean Dyche now in the frame.
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another ex Watford managerCovered End said:
Seems like a good fit tbh. Dyche eats glass for breakfast.Starinnaddick said:Sean Dyche now in the frame.
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Dyche will do well for them unfortunately0
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Former Spanner as well
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Is dyche a done deal yet?0
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Just a rumour as far as I am aware but I think it ticks all their boxes. Ex player. Out of work, did quite well in last job.Mendonca In Asdas said:Is dyche a done deal yet?
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Dyche is at Burnley, isn't he?0
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yes, but by all accounts they have money issues..............so could be a goer.Ormiston Addick said:Dyche is at Burnley, isn't he?
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Maybe he wants to move down South again for personal reasons (property/family still down here from his Watford days?) but it's hardly a step up, football wise. At least Burnley have made the PL :-)Absurdistan said:
yes, but by all accounts they have money issues..............so could be a goer.Ormiston Addick said:Dyche is at Burnley, isn't he?
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Has Bircham still got blue hair?0