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The "Straight Red" Thread.

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  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    There's always one who lowers the tone ;o)
  • JiMMy 85
    JiMMy 85 Posts: 10,189
    smiffyboy said:

    Men that go to work in a suit with a scarf round there neck when it's not cold out, man up

    Wearing a scarf with a short sleeved shirt. Straight Red, maximum two week fine.
  • I_Saw_Semedo_Score
    I_Saw_Semedo_Score Posts: 1,632
    Tossers who feel the need to tell anyone that will listen (normally no-one) that they're on their way to/at the gym.
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    I_Saw_Semedo_Score said:

    Tossers who feel the need to tell anyone that will listen (normally no-one) that they're on their way to/at the gym.

    What about people like me who by their magnificent bodies are obviously going to the gym?

  • Viewfinder
    Viewfinder Posts: 4,910
    JiMMy 85 said:

    smiffyboy said:

    Men that go to work in a suit with a scarf round there neck when it's not cold out, man up

    Wearing a scarf with a short sleeved shirt. Straight Red, maximum two week fine.
    Even worse: a scarf knotted round the neck, a short-sleeved shirt, and a flat cap. No, no, no.

  • Vinnie V.
    Vinnie V. Posts: 1,509
    Grown men in Comicbook T-shirts, Space invaders T-shirts and cartoon T-shirts.
  • EastTerrace
    EastTerrace Posts: 3,961
    .... for having to pass buzzing pubs on a warm Friday evening after a long week at work.

    Shouldn't be allowed.
  • RedPanda
    RedPanda Posts: 4,983
    Tanktops.
  • BIG_ROB
    BIG_ROB Posts: 5,274
    Vinnie V. said:

    Grown men in Comicbook T-shirts, Space invaders T-shirts and cartoon T-shirts.

    Simpsons socks
  • maybe_baby
    maybe_baby Posts: 2,609
    Drunken Chavs chatting up women way above their league.
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  • RedPanda
    RedPanda Posts: 4,983
    Using 'cringe' as an adjective rather than verb. Try cringeworthy.
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    Anyone who thinks that 'Bat Outta Hell' is a classic album .. straight red and 5 year ban
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    The three tractor drivers who decided to drive in convoy this morning, making me late for work.
  • BR3red
    BR3red Posts: 1,715
    BIG_ROB said:

    Vinnie V. said:

    Grown men in Comicbook T-shirts, Space invaders T-shirts and cartoon T-shirts.

    Simpsons socks
    Bart slippers - massive yellow things worn by middle aged men - but why? (seen last year on a ski holiday) straight red and more...
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    Superman t-shirts
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,597
    thai malaysia addick said:

    Superman t-shirts

    Make you right, if you're going to wear one, you need the cape also.
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885
    guinnessaddick said:

    thai malaysia addick said:

    Superman t-shirts

    Make you right, if you're going to wear one, you need the cape also.
    Don't forget the tights and briefs either unless you really are a 'superman' :0)
  • O-Randy-Hunt
    O-Randy-Hunt Posts: 10,633
    thai malaysia addick said:

    Superman t-shirts

    Seen a lot of them lately and even a fella on Wednesday night in a superman costume
  • Gammysnr
    Gammysnr Posts: 540
    Onesies, anywhere outside of the house.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,973
    wearing scuffed up dirty converse. it doesnt look quirky or cool, you look like a tramp #straightred
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  • GreenhitheRed
    GreenhitheRed Posts: 537
    People who do not colour coordinate their belts and shoes. Black shoes = black belt, brown shoes = brown belt! Basic fashion sense I thought!
  • Lincsaddick
    Lincsaddick Posts: 32,345
    suggesting that Powell is not THE man for the job .. straight red, deportation, excommunication and confiscation of all your property
  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    ValleyGary said:

    wearing scuffed up dirty converse. it doesnt look quirky or cool, you look like a tramp #straightred

    But I've got a pair that are comfy like slippers......
  • thai malaysia addick
    thai malaysia addick Posts: 18,332
    Couples on honeymoon that wear matching clothes
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    thai malaysia addick said:

    Couples on honeymoon that wear matching clothes

    Or just couples that colour co-ordinate clothes. Matching couples were very much a part of the "traveller bingo" game me and the wife played recently. Along with people entirely kitted out from Millets so they looked like Ray Mears/Bear Grylls even though they were in a large cosmopolitan city.
  • RedPanda
    RedPanda Posts: 4,983
    McBobbin said:

    Along with people entirely kitted out from Millets so they looked like Ray Mears/Bear Grylls even though they were in a large cosmopolitan city.

    Yep, and hiking sticks around a town. Get lost.

  • lolwray
    lolwray Posts: 4,899
    using one of those post coital beaker things ....actually more than a straight red ...id say firing squad !
  • DanDavis
    DanDavis Posts: 1,131
    lolwray said:

    using one of those post coital beaker things ....actually more than a straight red ...id say firing squad !

    Exactly. Especially when its for their 'must-have' coffee on the 8:19 service from Lee to London Bridge. Man up FFS.

  • AddickUpNorth
    AddickUpNorth Posts: 8,325
    100% red card to the despicable c@*# who just put my back window through on my car. As expected, police say there's ' not much chance' of getting them.

    #pissedoff
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    The guy who takes his kid to swimming lessons at the same time as me and my kid who uses two towels to dry gets a yellow... It's the guy with matching red gilet and converse trainers who has a daughter called Allegra who gets the marching orders

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