The Best Advice You Were Ever Given
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            DamoNorthStand said:Not to get too hung up and stressed about work. Mere days before Mum died, she said to me that 6 months beforehand (when she never even knew she was ill) she came home from work feeling almost ill with stress over something or another happening in the office. She said that now she knows she is literally in her last days, she is thinking of me, my dad, her family, and all the times she spent with us. She realised how pointless (unless you are saving lives) and unimportant work is compared to family. 
 This, this, and this sentiment. Where I work in an office some of the people are so stressed you can see it's making them ill, but they just won't sit back and see it really isn't worth the extra hours for no pay while putting up with a boss who just swears at them. They are literally living just to work at the moment and I fear its only something tragic that will stop all this. Family is everything.
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            Buy low and sell high BUT you will never buy at the bottom and you will never sell at the top.0
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            I am really pleased. When I started this thread I this I thought all I'm going to get are a load of jokers saying, "don't eat yellow snow"!0
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            My wife said the best advice her mum gave here was never put anything in your mouth that has not been cooked first !0
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            From my uncle: if in doubt go for the one with the big tits.
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            No-one ever, on their death-bed, said: I wish I'd spent more time at the office.0
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 Cover it in BBQ sauce, she will never know the difference.fossdeneboy said:My wife said the best advice her mum gave here was never put anything in your mouth that has not been cooked first ! 0
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            Worry about yourself not others, but treat others how you would want to be treated yourself
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 Actually, i think its probably an advice 'mash up', but its pretty much my main 'rules'.
 1. See so many people consumed and uptight with what others have or others are getting, even if it does not impact on them in the any way at all. Appreciate what you have, never be either jealous or outraged in others, and if it / your life is not what you want, work hard to improve to it.
 2. Some people are so rude, discourteous to others, purely consumed in themselves. Feel like we live in a horrible, selfish and nasty world at times. I always try and be with people how i would want to be treated in return. If its not replicated, their card is marked.0
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 Thanks for the tip Mike I hope it doesnt burn.eaststandmike said:
 Cover it in BBQ sauce, she will never know the difference.fossdeneboy said:My wife said the best advice her mum gave here was never put anything in your mouth that has not been cooked first ! 0
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            Don't take life seriously no one gets out alive anyway.
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 Just don't go for the chilli version....fossdeneboy said:
 Thanks for the tip Mike I hope it doesnt burn.eaststandmike said:
 Cover it in BBQ sauce, she will never know the difference.fossdeneboy said:My wife said the best advice her mum gave here was never put anything in your mouth that has not been cooked first ! 
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 Amen to that....you saved me a lot of typing.AFKABartram said:Worry about yourself not others, but treat others how you would want to be treated yourself 
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 Actually, i think its probably an advice 'mash up', but its pretty much my main 'rules'.
 1. See so many people consumed and uptight with what others have or others are getting, even if it does not impact on them in the any way at all. Appreciate what you have, never be either jealous or outraged in others, and if it / your life is not what you want, work hard to improve to it.
 2. Some people are so rude, discourteous to others, purely consumed in themselves. Feel like we live in a horrible, selfish and nasty world at times. I always try and be with people how i would want to be treated in return. If its not replicated, their card is marked.0
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            Live, love, laugh and be happy.0
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            1) If you're in the right .. NEVER back down
 2) If you're in the right .. NEVER take no for an answer0
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            Your Morals are the only thing in life you have control over, only ever break them to feed your children.
 From my 80 year old senile Grandmother.
 She then went on to say "Never trust women in white shoes"0
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 What a load of bollox. And to think I gave up some of my valuable me time to read this shyte. F**k you.AFKABartram said:Worry about yourself not others, but treat others how you would want to be treated yourself 
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 Actually, i think its probably an advice 'mash up', but its pretty much my main 'rules'.
 1. See so many people consumed and uptight with what others have or others are getting, even if it does not impact on them in the any way at all. Appreciate what you have, never be either jealous or outraged in others, and if it / your life is not what you want, work hard to improve to it.
 2. Some people are so rude, discourteous to others, purely consumed in themselves. Feel like we live in a horrible, selfish and nasty world at times. I always try and be with people how i would want to be treated in return. If its not replicated, their card is marked.0
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            Specifically - regarding buying property. On looking for my first property purchase an Estate Agent (!!!) said to always remember that the house you choose will be the place you always go home to, so you have to love it, because if you've had a shitty day at work and all you want to do is go home & chill, the last thing you want to do is to be moaning about the area you live, or that you can't park anywhere, that you hate the neighbours etc etc..............always stuck in my mind as good advice.
 Generally - never go to sleep or part company with a loved one without resolving an argument or disagreement.0
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 Card markedDaveMehmet said:
 What a load of bollox. And to think I gave up some of my valuable me time to read this shyte. F**k you.AFKABartram said:Worry about yourself not others, but treat others how you would want to be treated yourself 
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 Actually, i think its probably an advice 'mash up', but its pretty much my main 'rules'.
 1. See so many people consumed and uptight with what others have or others are getting, even if it does not impact on them in the any way at all. Appreciate what you have, never be either jealous or outraged in others, and if it / your life is not what you want, work hard to improve to it.
 2. Some people are so rude, discourteous to others, purely consumed in themselves. Feel like we live in a horrible, selfish and nasty world at times. I always try and be with people how i would want to be treated in return. If its not replicated, their card is marked.
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 So true!golfaddick said:Generally - never go to sleep or part company with a loved one without resolving an argument or disagreement. 
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            Assume everyone is a c*nt until proven otherwise.0
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 Only the back of her throat. !fossdeneboy said:
 Thanks for the tip Mike I hope it doesnt burn.eaststandmike said:
 Cover it in BBQ sauce, she will never know the difference.fossdeneboy said:My wife said the best advice her mum gave here was never put anything in your mouth that has not been cooked first ! 0
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            Treat others the way you expect to be treated0
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 Not always easy when you have to rush home to the wife!Stuart the Red said:
 So true!golfaddick said:Generally - never go to sleep or part company with a loved one without resolving an argument or disagreement. 0
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            Don't give up your day job!0
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            Driving a car is a privilege, not a right.
 This piece of advice must have saved me thousands over my 50 years on the road, though I will hold my hands up to one fixed penalty speeding fine (37 mph FFS!)0
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            never sit on a broken bottle0
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            NEVER EVER volunteer0
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            Never throw stones if you're living in a glass house.0














