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  • AshBurton
    AshBurton Posts: 1,142
    Airman Brown said:

    Astonishing stuff. Let's just take this statement: "in recent weeks Roland Duchatelet has met the fans".

    Simple question: who were they then?

    Surely you're not one of the certain individuals who say it doesn't happen @Airman Brown
  • Garrymanilow
    Garrymanilow Posts: 13,167
    I honestly think at this point I could crush his head in my hands. He's actually trolling. He's using a public statement to wave his dick at us. It's absolutely, totally unbelievable. What the hell is going on at this club?
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418
    Just_Llera said:

    I mean really, who could be angry with this face?

    A face only a football fan could punch
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    edited March 2016
    HardyAddick said:

    on the ITV website

    http://www.itv.com/news/2016-03-15/charlton-fans-angered-by-customer-statement/?

    What a clown in that photo, he's made 2 key errors:

    1) Roland is spelt wrong.

    2) That's clearly Rizzo the Rat, not Roland the Rat.

    Bet he can't even format a London phone number correctly...

    < /partridge>
  • NornIrishAddick
    NornIrishAddick Posts: 9,623
    Rob62 said:

    Dear Roland,

    Last Sunday, Charlton fans expressed their clear dissatisfaction with your ownership of this club. There is nothing ‘alleged’ about our desire for you to leave and never darken our door again. The simple fact is that you will only ever be a stain on the bedsheets of our clubs history. We will celebrate your departure as more strongly as than any promotion. As Than any escape from relegation.

    We were informed you don’t do failure. Well you do. The simple fact that you felt the need to release such a hair brained statement shows that much.

    We don’t care how long a sale takes. We’re counting the days.


    I've made a couple of amendments.

    A bit disappointed that you didn't finish with an encouragement to go forth and multiply...
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866
    edited March 2016
    SELR_addicks said:

    Can't be hacked, they just posted a report:

    I dunno why, but I've just cracked up at the thought of the bloke manning the twitter feed.. "Right, let's just slip this match report out there.. and pretend it never happened. Crisis averted. This is why you're in charge of the Twitter feed, and never forget it.".
  • Daarrzzetbum
    Daarrzzetbum Posts: 1,236
    Working away from home, sitting in a pub Billy no mates, just giggling to myself, my text has gone wild and I cant stop giggling. If this is not a hack then someone has totally lost it along with a 6 figure salary and possible career going forward. Up the Addicks.
  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,467
    objectivecafc said:

    WHERE IS THE ITS HAPPPENING GUY????!!!

    @SantaClaus You're up fella!!! He may not be running in this election but I think you're about to get a lot of life out of that GIF
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    cabbles said:

    And I thought I was running out of material to discuss with Katrien in my daily emails

    Surely not with Wikipedia's fact of the day updated every day?
  • LeaburnForEngland
    LeaburnForEngland Posts: 2,291
    Addickted2U said:

    HardyAddick said:

    on the ITV website

    http://www.itv.com/news/2016-03-15/charlton-fans-angered-by-customer-statement/?

    Wow! Fake or no fake, this really ramps it up. Brilliant!!!
    I know I said this a couple of pages back, but I just can't believe the sheer stupidity of the regime regurgitating the fans as customers thing again and making it headline news. That ITV link sums it up. Just brilliant.
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  • NomadicAddick
    NomadicAddick Posts: 2,114
    Is this actually legit ? The errors are a joke hahaha we have you rattled now Roland your losing the plot you old f*cker!!!! This is only the beginning
  • cabbles
    cabbles Posts: 15,254
    Sorry if it's already been mentioned, but who, when and where did he meet with the fans????
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    Charlton's IT Security Team provided by this man:

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  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,458
    "League one rather than championship"

    Classic Meire.
  • Exiled_Addick
    Exiled_Addick Posts: 17,168
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  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
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  • Bournemouth Addick
    Bournemouth Addick Posts: 16,283
    edited March 2016
    Once again, since you're no doubt monitoring this thread, how's that first month in the new job working out for you Mel?

    #facepalm
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited March 2016
    AFKABartram said:

    Ha, and to think there are people who still support this lot

    Unbelievable isn't it? Wonder what the Roly Sympathisers make of all this.
  • SDAddick
    SDAddick Posts: 14,467


    Can't stress enough that @LouisMend has made it clear that this isn't a hack and that he was sitting next to the member of the content team at Ebbesfleet (presumably the one who just posted the Kent Cup match report) when the statement was uploaded. I know we all just think of him as one for the housewives and not very bright, but Louis does seemed to be pretty well sourced*

    *In that he is a primary source here given he witnessed the event.
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  • kings hill addick
    kings hill addick Posts: 5,781
    A member of card has asked me to post on here that they are looking to get a trend on Twitter of #haveyoumetroly in relation to this.

    I will be doing this shortly but the more the better.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,975
    T'Roly
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    I can imagine this being the poor sod whose job it is to manage the fans inbox tomorrow morning when he first turns on his computer:

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  • Bedsaddick
    Bedsaddick Posts: 24,733
    Uboat said:

    This thread needs all those gifs of people looking bewildered, especially the Mark Wahlberg one. Come on someone. Sort it out.

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  • dabos
    dabos Posts: 2,715
    I'll be on BBC Radio5 Live in the next 15 minutes or so as the token CAFC fan. I'll do my best to remain calm.
  • Rob62
    Rob62 Posts: 1,200
    edited March 2016
    Bournemouth Addick said:

    Once again, since you're doubt monitoring this thread, how's that first month in the new job working out for you Mel?

    #facepalm

    I feel sorry for her. In my opinion, every step she has taken (and it's clear when it's one of her initiatives because it doesn't come across as mental) has been in the right direction, genuinely attempting to appease fan concerns. It's probably now that she's realising how much of a lost cause it all is.
  • hudson-son-son
    hudson-son-son Posts: 2,645
    Uboat said:

    This thread needs all those gifs of people looking bewildered, especially the Mark Wahlberg one. Come on someone. Sort it out.

    image
  • LeaburnForEngland
    LeaburnForEngland Posts: 2,291
    cabbles said:

    Sorry if it's already been mentioned, but who, when and where did he meet with the fans????

    Him and Katrien are going to dinner with some customer who emailed in next week or something.
  • LLMTP
    LLMTP Posts: 70
    He's finally cracking, not long now before he takes a running jump.

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