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Reza Ghoochannejhad (signed by Apoel)

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  • Are you joking? At least Sarr has scored a few headers and has had a few solid games. We can point to his strong aerial presence.

    Ba played very well against Sheffield Wednesday and has done well in other games.

    Reza on the other hand...scored a good goal away at Leeds in what was otherwise a rubbish performance (yes I was there). Has he ever played well? Has he ever had a good game in a Charlton shirt?



    Sheff wed at home. On the basis that people have to put thought into wether or not he has had a good game says it all. I bet katrien gives him a new 5 yr deal
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344

    If he gets a contract I will eat 150 paper plates, whilst playing with a yo yo, film the whole thing and post it on here..

    A t shirt outside the ground won't do, just so you know.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,418

    If he gets a contract I will eat 150 paper plates, whilst playing with a yo yo, film the whole thing and post it on here..

    "NURSE, NURSE, get the tranquilliser gun another ones flipped, that Roland bloke has got a lot to answer for"................... ;)
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,912
    Come on guys Reza getting another contract?! No one is that stupid!

    Ohhhhh shit!!!
  • Oggy Red
    Oggy Red Posts: 44,954

    Come on guys Reza getting another contract?! No one is that stupid!

    Ohhhhh shit!!!

    Another contract? Why would Reza even want to stay here?

  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,912
    Oggy Red said:

    Come on guys Reza getting another contract?! No one is that stupid!

    Ohhhhh shit!!!

    Another contract? Why would Reza even want to stay here?

    Well I can't see him getting one anywhere else. .
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 50,974
    When he's contract runs out at the end of the season and they release him, that will be another financial lost to RD, so much for getting in unknown players and selling them on for profit
  • Fiiiiiish
    Fiiiiiish Posts: 1,671
    I can't believe he was playing for the Dutch at youth level.
  • RedChaser
    RedChaser Posts: 19,885

    If he gets a contract I will eat 150 paper plates, whilst playing with a yo yo, film the whole thing and post it on here..

    So glad you gave having his surname tattooed on your posterior a miss Canters :wink:
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    So so weak and flimsy. Seems to think the game of football is primarily getting free kicks awarded to you. He doesnt even do that properly. Always plays like he has a lot more time than he actually does and his actual ability gives him.

    Hope we never see him again after this season.
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  • If he gets a contract I will eat 150 paper plates, whilst playing with a yo yo, film the whole thing and post it on here..

    You know the way that the more paranoid among us believe this site is monitored????

    So, I really have only one thing on my mind, but as she said "no", I'd like to ask, red or brown sauce?
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,912

    If he gets a contract I will eat 150 paper plates, whilst playing with a yo yo, film the whole thing and post it on here..

    You know the way that the more paranoid among us believe this site is monitored????

    So, I really have only one thing on my mind, but as she said "no", I'd like to ask, red or brown sauce?
    Brown any day!
  • cafcsinger
    cafcsinger Posts: 5,548
    Lazy. Lightweight. Slow. The list goes on, get rid please i hate him.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600
    edited March 2016
    C_A_F_C said:
    You're right Reza you're you not just a football player. You're a shit football player.

    Reza Poochannejhad.
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    RD's experiment to tap into the Persian market seems to have failed as Iran ask "Where in Allah is Shrooosberry?".
  • 1StevieG
    1StevieG Posts: 10,964
    "the Iran and Charlton Athletic forward is not your average footballer, with a multitude of off-pitch talents to match his striking prowess on it." Even the FIFA journos are on the take.
  • 1StevieG said:

    "the Iran and Charlton Athletic forward is not your average footballer, with a multitude of off-pitch talents to match his striking prowess on it." Even the FIFA journos are on the take.

    I could get them to write the same things about me (excluding the Iran/Charlton reference), I'm fairly shit at lots of things, not just football.
  • dallas
    dallas Posts: 197
    cant give Reza a contract he league 2 standard promote some one from the under21
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,912

    If he gets a contract I will eat 150 paper plates, whilst playing with a yo yo, film the whole thing and post it on here..

    Well I'm glad I didn't have to flow through on this one.

    Was a safe enough bet in the end but Colin had been telling us he was signing a new contract.
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  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,912

    If he gets a contract I will eat 150 paper plates, whilst playing with a yo yo, film the whole thing and post it on here..

    Well I'm glad I didn't have to flow through on this one.

    Was a safe enough bet in the end but Colin had been telling us he was signing a new contract.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,304
    Can we change the Thread title to (Released) rather than (Signed) please...?

    Its not good for my health!!
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    edited May 2016
    1StevieG said:

    "the Iran and Charlton Athletic forward is not your average footballer, with a multitude of off-pitch talents to match his striking prowess on it." Even the FIFA journos are on the take.

    So he's basically unemployable in a diverse range of areas, is that what they are telling us?
  • Peace out fam, Reza's at Heerenveen now. Good luck with Doucheatelet & hope to see you in the Premier League again sometime soon.

    How would you guys assess Reza's couple years at the Valley?
  • uie2
    uie2 Posts: 4,596
    Flat on he's face most of the time! I was looking forward to a 20 goal a season striker after seeing he's YouTube video! What did I get? Disappointment
  • LuckyReds
    LuckyReds Posts: 5,866

    Peace out fam, Reza's at Heerenveen now. Good luck with Doucheatelet & hope to see you in the Premier League again sometime soon.

    How would you guys assess Reza's couple years at the Valley?

    Poor, and there's very little excuse for an average of over 12 league matches per goal.

    Credit where it's due though, when he came back in to the side last season - and a technically poor and mismanaged side at that - he did show glimpses of improvement. During the match vs Sheffield Wednesday it was clear that he'd put some bulk on and wasn't quite as easy to bully off the ball, he also demonstrated a new ability of playing quite physically. Surprisingly he'd gained this ability without losing his speed and agility.

    Any respect earned by these improved performances were sadly ruined when he got sent off - in a comedically obvious and intentional fashion - during a 5-0 drubbing at Huddersfield where he collected two bookings in two minutes... after coming on as a substitute. It's understood that a fight broke out in the dressing room afterwards, and the rumours are that Reza was involved as other players were very angry at his antics on the pitch.

    I'm sure there's some talent in there, but he never realised it in a Charlton shirt - and he certainly doesn't have the stomach for difficult times.
  • cafc_harry
    cafc_harry Posts: 3,360
    Absolutely disgraceful. Disgusting excuse of a player, could see that the ability was there but couldn't care less about the club or anyone else for that matter. Waste of space and I'm happy he's gone.
  • ricky_otto
    ricky_otto Posts: 22,600

    Peace out fam, Reza's at Heerenveen now. Good luck with Doucheatelet & hope to see you in the Premier League again sometime soon.

    How would you guys assess Reza's couple years at the Valley?

    Miserable.

    5 goals in 42 games tells you all you need to know.
  • JohnnyH2
    JohnnyH2 Posts: 5,342

    Peace out fam, Reza's at Heerenveen now. Good luck with Doucheatelet & hope to see you in the Premier League again sometime soon.

    How would you guys assess Reza's couple years at the Valley?

    Simply for what he did at Huddersfield the bloke is a disgrace and he should never have played for us again. Good riddance