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Transfer rumours thread (DEADLINE DAY starts page 300)

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  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,230

    Splodge said:

    shine166 said:

    Before anything is announced there has to be a fitness test etc in which can take upto two days if there are a couple of players due in this week


    We have never bothered with such trivial tasks in the last, pointless starting now
    Todorov is testimony to that
    Todrov will always be legend in my book for scoring the winner at Selhurst against the vermin
    Was it him and Matt Spring who got Selhurst Medals one POTY Dinner because they scored winners against them?
    fortune
    Fortune's goal was an equaliser that got Palace relegated.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,079
    iaitch said:

    Splodge said:

    shine166 said:

    Before anything is announced there has to be a fitness test etc in which can take upto two days if there are a couple of players due in this week


    We have never bothered with such trivial tasks in the last, pointless starting now
    Todorov is testimony to that
    Todrov will always be legend in my book for scoring the winner at Selhurst against the vermin
    Was it him and Matt Spring who got Selhurst Medals one POTY Dinner because they scored winners against them?
    fortune
    Fortune's goal was an equaliser that got Palace relegated.
    I was sooooo happy that day.
  • Stu_of_Kunming
    Stu_of_Kunming Posts: 17,118

    Before anything is announced there has to be a fitness test etc in which can take upto two days if there are a couple of players due in this week

    How do you know that (Genuine interest not a challenge to you knowing anything).

    I would have thought that a simple Medical would suffice?
    Our world class medical team (outsourced)

    1. Check number of legs two [Y/N]
    2. Check number of arms two (optional) [Y/N]
    3. Speaka da Inglish (optional) [Y/N]

    Pass rate 33%

    I wouldn't even bother with (3) if rumours about El-Hadji Ba's English is are correct
  • Danny19
    Danny19 Posts: 18
    Charlton are pleased to announce the signing of Kasper. No not Kasper Schmeichel but Kasper the friendly ghost. Kasper was a free agent following his release and joins on a 1 year deal
  • Todds_right_hook
    Todds_right_hook Posts: 10,885
    Danny19 said:

    Charlton are pleased to announce the signing of Kasper. No not Kasper Schmeichel but Kasper the friendly ghost. Kasper was a free agent following his release and joins on a 1 year deal

    But not match fit due to being dead
  • Covered_End_Lad
    Covered_End_Lad Posts: 5,726

    Danny19 said:

    Charlton are pleased to announce the signing of Kasper. No not Kasper Schmeichel but Kasper the friendly ghost. Kasper was a free agent following his release and joins on a 1 year deal

    But not match fit due to being dead
    But still achieved a higher bleep test result than half the squad.
  • AddicksAddict
    AddicksAddict Posts: 15,796

    Danny19 said:

    Charlton are pleased to announce the signing of Kasper. No not Kasper Schmeichel but Kasper the friendly ghost. Kasper was a free agent following his release and joins on a 1 year deal

    But not match fit due to being dead
    And very unlikely to put in a solid performance.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,437

    Danny19 said:

    Charlton are pleased to announce the signing of Kasper. No not Kasper Schmeichel but Kasper the friendly ghost. Kasper was a free agent following his release and joins on a 1 year deal

    But not match fit due to being dead
    Balls gonna go right through him

    And we thought Nick Pope was bad!!
  • Sage
    Sage Posts: 7,278
    Danny19 said:

    Charlton are pleased to announce the signing of Kasper. No not Kasper Schmeichel but Kasper the friendly ghost. Kasper was a free agent following his release and joins on a 1 year deal

    He's the creative midfielder we have lacked, good on the ball. Able to ghost past players as if they wasn't even there...
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  • Sage said:

    Danny19 said:

    Charlton are pleased to announce the signing of Kasper. No not Kasper Schmeichel but Kasper the friendly ghost. Kasper was a free agent following his release and joins on a 1 year deal

    He's the creative midfielder we have lacked, good on the ball. Able to ghost past players as if they wasn't even there...
    scored some pretty good ghouls last season
  • Leuth
    Leuth Posts: 23,331

    SIGN SOMEONE YOU C*NTS

  • colthe3rd
    colthe3rd Posts: 8,486
    A friend of mine who works close to the Valley said he just saw Anton Ferdinand.
  • ShootersHillGuru
    ShootersHillGuru Posts: 50,627
    So we havnt even put in a formal offer for Pearce. Eight days to kick off and we are still piss balling around.
  • Oakster
    Oakster Posts: 6,812

    So we havnt even put in a formal offer for Pearce. Eight days to kick off and we are still piss balling around.

    To be fair Meire has put in several offers to Wigan, she cant understand why the Warriors havent got back to her....
  • daveydanger
    daveydanger Posts: 1,338
    edited July 2016
    lol the only quote in the whole article where the manager 'rebuffs' rumours about Pearce leaving:

    “Nothing as yet, no.”

    Wouldn't exactly call that conclusive.
  • cafc_harry
    cafc_harry Posts: 3,360
    Going from Jason Pearce to Anton Ferdinand in what, 2,3 days? Now that's ambition.
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  • colthe3rd
    colthe3rd Posts: 8,486

    colthe3rd said:

    A friend of mine who works close to the Valley said he just saw Anton Ferdinand.

    Classic, old school wumming. Like it.
    Fixed.
  • soapy_jones
    soapy_jones Posts: 21,355
    At the close of the season I was hoping that Charlton Athletics dealings in the transfer market would be in this order.

    1) Swift
    2) Decisive
    3) With intent
    4) Game changing

    Well I got the first letters right...

    1) Shit
    2) Daft
    3) Wank
    4) Groundhog Day

    Of course on reflection it was churlish of me to expect anything other than mediocrity and a lack of ambition from our owner and his lickspittle of a CEO. This is all unfolding into another cluster fuck of wrong decisions and last minute punts. RD and Latrien, please go fuck yourselves...
  • ross1
    ross1 Posts: 51,003

    Going from Jason Pearce to Anton Ferdinand in what, 2,3 days? Now that's ambition.

    One is free, the other will cost money, who do you think she will sign?
  • sam3110
    sam3110 Posts: 21,282
    ross1 said:

    Going from Jason Pearce to Anton Ferdinand in what, 2,3 days? Now that's ambition.

    One is free, the other will cost money, who do you think she will sign?
    Neither, Konsa is going to play 46 games
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,437
    colthe3rd said:

    A friend of mine who works close to the Valley said he just saw Anton Ferdinand.

    Hopefully your mate was holidaying in Preston at the time!!
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,897
    I hate this thread!
  • redlanered
    redlanered Posts: 2,196
    sam3110 said:

    ross1 said:

    Going from Jason Pearce to Anton Ferdinand in what, 2,3 days? Now that's ambition.

    One is free, the other will cost money, who do you think she will sign?
    Neither, Konsa is going to play 46 games
    46 games before his January transfer to [INSERT NAME OF LOWER-HALF PREM CLUB HERE]? That's a lot of games...
  • Atletico Addick
    Atletico Addick Posts: 5,843
    Charlton don't deserve or warrant a thread of this nature.
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,230
    Danny19 said:

    Charlton are pleased to announce the signing of Kasper. No not Kasper Schmeichel but Kasper the friendly ghost. Kasper was a free agent following his release and joins on a 1 year deal

    Not the first ghost to play for us, we had Jonathan Spector a few years ago.
  • colthe3rd
    colthe3rd Posts: 8,486

    Charlton don't deserve or warrant a thread of this nature.

    A lot of people talking nonsense with little end product? I think it's quite fitting actually.