General things that Annoy you
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When the car park is rammed. As you pay for the ticket at the machine an enterprising motorist notices and then proceeds to slowly 'stalk' you round the car park to where your car is. The next one who does this to me will have an extra lap to complete. Although, I suppose in reality I'll just let it go. I mean there's worse things to get upset about. I dunno why I've even written it up here. I need to cheer up a bit.12
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good one. And whenever he talks about Arsenal. Just reminds me of their bland void of a supporter. A nothing man, a nothing club, who both peaked in the 90s/late 90s early 2000s (Arsenal) and are hanging around.i_b_b_o_r_g said:Alan Davis
Always hated the wanker, but the way he's blanking the chefs on Saturday Kitchen when they're trying to explain things to him, just to try and get an unfunny joke in, prick
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In fact to add to this, Arsenal winning a couple of FA cups is like him bringing out jonathan creek again. Mediocre past glories3
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Agreed.i_b_b_o_r_g said:Alan Davis
Always hated the wanker, but the way he's blanking the chefs on Saturday Kitchen when they're trying to explain things to him, just to try and get an unfunny joke in, prick
You didn't have to spend three days in a black cab with him though.
Absolute tool.
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I love this - it's the sort of thing that's incredibly annoying at the time... but rationally speaking, it's just a guy trying to find a space in an otherwise full car park. No big deal. But still annoying.Raith_C_Chattonell said:When the car park is rammed. As you pay for the ticket at the machine an enterprising motorist notices and then proceeds to slowly 'stalk' you round the car park to where your car is. The next one who does this to me will have an extra lap to complete. Although, I suppose in reality I'll just let it go. I mean there's worse things to get upset about. I dunno why I've even written it up here. I need to cheer up a bit.
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I've got socks older than you @Addickted2TheReds - bit of respect please, or I'll stop your pocket money this week.Addickted2TheReds said:
Agreed.i_b_b_o_r_g said:Alan Davis
Always hated the wanker, but the way he's blanking the chefs on Saturday Kitchen when they're trying to explain things to him, just to try and get an unfunny joke in, prick
You didn't have to spend three days in a black cab with him though.
Absolute tool.
@Davo55
And talking of absolute tools, you must be the only Addick in christendom who thinks the taxi is black - and you feckin travelled in it for about 550 miles!7 -
I'm the opposite - if someone clearly wants a space and I'm about to leave I'll be quite happy to help them find a space.Powell Is Pleasant said:
I love this - it's the sort of thing that's incredibly annoying at the time... but rationally speaking, it's just a guy trying to find a space in an otherwise full car park. No big deal. But still annoying.Raith_C_Chattonell said:When the car park is rammed. As you pay for the ticket at the machine an enterprising motorist notices and then proceeds to slowly 'stalk' you round the car park to where your car is. The next one who does this to me will have an extra lap to complete. Although, I suppose in reality I'll just let it go. I mean there's worse things to get upset about. I dunno why I've even written it up here. I need to cheer up a bit.
Courtesy is its own reward.2 -
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Small talk.
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How's the weather where you are (love what you've done with you hair by the way)Carter said:Small talk.
And arse kissers7 - Sponsored links:
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Splendid, you revolting, dolphin-smooth gibbonDaveMehmet said:
How's the weather where you are (love what you've done with you hair by the way)Carter said:Small talk.
And arse kissers
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Don't talk to him, I saw him drive down the local traffic lane at Falconwood and cut back in at the last minute. I know how you hate that!Carter said:
Splendid, you revolting, dolphin-smooth gibbonDaveMehmet said:
How's the weather where you are (love what you've done with you hair by the way)Carter said:Small talk.
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Watching the gangland programme on C5 and seeing how intelligent young men with limited opportunity are pounced upon by gangs and people on twitter can't see it and spout racist shit. There's no denying there's an element of chasing the big man Rep, but some people are so judgemental when they've got no clue.3
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I need to lay off the wine I sound like @Leuth12
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Nope you're bang on. Watching it too... It's a vicious circle so easy to fall into.ValleyGary said:I need to lay off the wine I sound like @Leuth
Back on track... The emperor's new clothing that is Adam Sandler's career. How? Why?1 -
Losing out at a game of on-street parking poker. You see a spot but twist, thinking that one's too far away. There are no more, so you have to go back, but someone's had it; you're bust.4
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That's pontoon, not poker.Stig said:Losing out at a game of on-street parking poker. You see a spot but twist, thinking that one's too far away. There are no more, so you have to go back, but someone's had it; you're bust.
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David Walliams - Jack Whitehall - Harry Enfield all on the same program
At least I spose it makes it slightly easier to avoid em1 -
Assholes who wont shut the f*ck up on my bank of desks. I get it if they need to make a phone call, but you've got to draw the line somewhere - and it's about 100 yards before "lets all watch christmas movie trailers and critique them at the top of our voices".
What on earth did I do to deserve sitting on a bloody marketing floor? The women are beautiful here, but the men are a bit girly and everyone is far too loud.0 -
Sensitive blokes, man the fuck up for gods* sake.
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I feel this pain. We hot desk now, so even though I paid for a bank of Mac monitors from my budget, a bunch of marketing no-marks sit there with their Hewlett Packards, not using the screens. This forces me to sit on what is effectively a fucking park bench. The bonus being that I don't have to listen to their marketing drivel over there.LuckyReds said:Assholes who wont shut the f*ck up on my bank of desks. I get it if they need to make a phone call, but you've got to draw the line somewhere - and it's about 100 yards before "lets all watch christmas movie trailers and critique them at the top of our voices".
What on earth did I do to deserve sitting on a bloody marketing floor? The women are beautiful here, but the men are a bit girly and everyone is far too loud.0 -
Yes! Saw this the other day, and was like... "well, better take the tree down then".IdleHans said:Christmas isn't Christmas without Oak Furnitureland.
Edit: Also, "you can't put your tree up, it's November!!". I'll put whatever I want up, thanks. I could cover the entire exterior of my flat in Christmas wrapping paper if I want... in March.
"You can't eat all of those mince pies, it's not even breakfast yet!"
"You can't wear your 'sexy' Father Christmas costume today, we've got clients in"
Fun sponges.3 -
You can, but all right thinking people would consider you a total plum (pudding)...Oh_Yoni_Boy said:
Yes! Saw this the other day, and was like... "well, better take the tree down then".IdleHans said:Christmas isn't Christmas without Oak Furnitureland.
Edit: Also, "you can't put your tree up, it's November!!". I'll put whatever I want up, thanks. I could cover the entire exterior of my flat in Christmas wrapping paper if I want... in March.
"You can't eat all of those mince pies, it's not even breakfast yet!"
"You can't wear your 'sexy' Father Christmas costume today, we've got clients in"
Fun sponges.1 -
Mulled Wine - The drink of the devil . Revolting5
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Bob Bradley
His voice just annoys me!0 -
The new fiver.2
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you should start a thread on that, it would be good to hear everyone's balanced views...iainment said:The new fiver.
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Secret Santa - what a load of old nonsense.9
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When you tell somebody something and they say, "why didn't you tell me?". Then you have to have a ridiculous conversation where you explain that you did tell them, and that's how they know.3