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Footballers with the best (or most amusing) names
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Ed Upson4
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Cort Short1
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I remember he scored an own goal & Jeff Stelling almost creamed himself on Soccer Saturday reading out Agogo og.thai malaysia addick said:Junior Agogo
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Tonic Chabalala0
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Britt Asombalonga. Just makes me smile. Decent player also.1
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David Seaman
Fabian Assman
Wolfgang Wolf
André Muff
Milan Fukal
Uwe Fuchs
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Johan De Kock1
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Wayne Wanklyn. Have seen Jazzie Barnum-Bobb play too, can more than look after himself. Guess he had to from an early age...0
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Gary and/or Phil would've qualified if they'd been named after their Dad...1
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Farti Dinsa......ex Charlton apprentice......not sure that's the correct spelling though?0
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Let's not forget the immortal Charles "Charlie" Charles.0
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Known as bummers to his friends.0
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Twatt is quite funny, and it would seem, quite apt too.1
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Fitz Hall, but only when combined with his nickname One Size3
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Ricky van wolfswinkel2
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Fatih DincerSoundAsa£ said:Farti Dinsa......ex Charlton apprentice......not sure that's the correct spelling though?
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Cheers Ricky......but it was pronounced Farty......Turkish I believe.ricky_otto said:
Fatih DincerSoundAsa£ said:Farti Dinsa......ex Charlton apprentice......not sure that's the correct spelling though?
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Indeed - Turkish.SoundAsa£ said:
Cheers Ricky......but it was pronounced Farty......Turkish I believe.ricky_otto said:
Fatih DincerSoundAsa£ said:Farti Dinsa......ex Charlton apprentice......not sure that's the correct spelling though?
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some egghead needs to compile a team from gk to cf from all these beauties .. BUT .. is there a shortage of goalkeepers ?0
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Newcastle had a player called Brian Penis I think1
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Not sure if it's true but have heard that Seaman was nicknamed "H" (short for Harry monk) at ArsenalLincsaddick said:some egghead needs to compile a team from gk to cf from all these beauties .. BUT .. is there a shortage of goalkeepers ?
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righto .. 'Arry Monk in goal it is ((:>)cafcdave123 said:
Not sure if it's true but have heard that Seaman was nicknamed "H" (short for Harry monk) at ArsenalLincsaddick said:some egghead needs to compile a team from gk to cf from all these beauties .. BUT .. is there a shortage of goalkeepers ?
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Not football, but I can never hear Albert Pujols name without smirking. (It's pronounced 'Poo-holes')0
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Jill Dildo0
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...oh sorry, I thought you said Crimewatch presenter0
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I reckon you could make a team from male footballers with girl's names.
Peggy Arphexad
Lauren, Lillian Thuram, ?, Gael Clichy
Kerry Dixon, ?, ?, ?
Marian Pahars, Nicola Ventola
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Julie Ann Dicks2
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Stacy Long0
