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Your Fry-Up

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  • I can't stand places that do fry ups that come with the baked beans in a separate china dish.

    Everything has to be slapped on the plate all together including the toast/bread & butter.
  • lolwray said:

    Stevelamb said:

    Scrambled tofu, hash browns, mushrooms, tomatoes, vegan sausage and throw the Statins in the bin.

    hope you can spot the irony in the username
    It's ok I am not a dead one.
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,298
    usually have;

    2 slices proper thick cut bread with butter
    beans
    2 bacon
    2 sausage
    2 eggs
    chips.

    cup of tea and usually a can of dr pepper.
  • My ideal fry up prob not classed as one...

    Beans on toast , couple of hashbrowns and couple of frankfurters.

    Its not i dont like Bacon/ Sausages but just prefer the above, also im quite fussy as i dont eat egg/mushrooms (tomatoes sometimes)
  • Wheresmeticket
    Wheresmeticket Posts: 17,304
    edited February 2017
    Toast.
    Tea.
    Sausages - bog standard ones, not gourmet.
    Greenback bacon.
    Black pudding.
    Fried eggs.
    Fried potatoes made from spuds left over from the night before or chips.
    Baked beans.
    Fried bread - sunblest white sliced or similar.
    The Guardian or WSC or paper of your choice.
    A big table to myself in the window but not too close to the door.
    Lots of time.
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    I'm usually sausages over bacon. I love a good bit of bacon but hate it when it goes cold and dry, which is unfortunately what you normally get at a lot of places that do fry-ups. Sausages retain their heat and juiciness brilliantly.

    That said, gotta be proper butcher's sausages. None of that Richmond or Walls bollocks. I nearly gave a mate a slap when he claimed to have put frankfurters on his fry-up. Bleuurgh.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601

    I can't stand places that do fry ups that come with the baked beans in a separate china dish.

    Everything has to be slapped on the plate all together including the toast/bread & butter.

    Have to disagree mate. Nothing worse than bean juice on your eggs.

    Disappointed in you tb, expect it from the Bexleyheath line oiks but not a fellow Bexleyonion.
  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,421
    Oi, turn it in. I've put on half a stone just reading this thread. ;)
  • happyvalley
    happyvalley Posts: 8,996
    Egg, bacon, sausage, tomatoes, hash Brown's & a five pound note.
  • Karim_myBagheri
    Karim_myBagheri Posts: 12,725
    edited February 2017
    Had a fry up a few weeks back over in east London. it came in a frying pan. I said "you run out of plates?" they said we thought It was quite a novel idea to serve all our food in what we cook it in. I said "bloody glad I didn't order anything roasted in an oven" they weren't impressed.
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  • clb74
    clb74 Posts: 10,824
    There's some greedy gits on here.
    Can't believe not many have chips with there breafast
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,861
    Bacon
    Sausage
    Hash Brown
    Beans
    Toast
    Ketchup

    No eggs,tomatoes,mushrooms,black pudding,brown sauce anywhere near my plate
  • Addickted2U
    Addickted2U Posts: 3,080
    What about cost difference between inner/outer London?
    My local café (West Yorks) does:
    2 x sausage, 2 x back bacon, 2 eggs, tomatoes, black pudding, mushrooms, slice fried bread and 2 x toast + coffee/tea/orange juice
    all for £5.10.
    Good quality, good price.
  • Spam, Egg, Sausage and Spam ( Beans and fried tomatoes are banned completely), HP Brown sauce. And Spam.
  • supaclive
    supaclive Posts: 6,515
    Double sausage, Double Egg, Double Bacon, Hash brown, burger, chips, beans, mushrooms and bread and butter. Available, Coney Hill café, BR2
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,991

    Had a fry up a few weeks back over in east London. it came in a frying pan. I said "you run out of plates?" they said we thought It was quite a novel idea to serve all our food in what we cook it in. I said "bloody glad I didn't order anything roasted in an oven" they weren't impressed.

    Jeesus Christ, that's disgraceful mate, well done for pulling them up on it.

    There's reason why plates have been so popular for the last few centuries - they do a very efficient job of keeping your food in position whilst you eat it. Effing sick of these skinny jeans, beardy weirdy Goldsmiths types who keep serving me up my dinner on bits of slate, misshapen lumps of timber, etc. Frying pan is a new one on me. Good job you didn't order toast with it, or deep fried chips - your table would have looked like an episode of "Duncan Dares"!
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,984
    Chips with a fry up screams apprentice builder
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,984

    Spam, Egg, Sausage and Spam ( Beans and fried tomatoes are banned completely), HP Brown sauce. And Spam.

    Rationing finished over 70 years ago mate
  • Big William
    Big William Posts: 3,842

    In practice normally have 4-5 of the following:

    Orange juice (the healthy bit)
    Mug of coffee
    Bacon (mandatory)
    Sausage
    Beans
    Mushrooms
    Tomato (optional)
    Fried Egg
    Black pudding
    White pudding (not always easy to find, but wonderful stuff)
    Bread and butter - usually to accomodate aforementioned bacon
    HP sauce - for bangers NOT on the bacon please
    Appropriate sports supplement


  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,462
    1xsausage
    2xbacon
    2xeggs
    2xhash brown
    Beans.
    Brown sauce

    Tea & toast
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  • Tunwellsaddick
    Tunwellsaddick Posts: 2,452
    edited February 2017
    Two slices of toast and butter (one fried egg on each)
    4 smoked rashers, grilled.
    1 grilled tomato halved. One half to be placed on top of each egg then sliced in and mixed so the mess soaks into the toast.
    Field mushrooms, sliced, fried in butter (and sprinkled with a little onion salt whilst cooking - try it, brings out an amazing flavour)
    Baked beans.
    2 sausages, grilled.
    Black pudding.
    HP sauce.
    No hash browns, they are not English. No chips.
    Sometimes add a few slices of left over potato, fried, if a bit peckish.

    2 slices of toast with "Old Times" marmalade.

    Tea.

    A long rest before indigestion takes over the rest of the day.
  • bobmunro
    bobmunro Posts: 20,850


    In practice normally have 4-5 of the following:

    Orange juice (the healthy bit)
    Mug of coffee
    Bacon (mandatory)
    Sausage
    Beans
    Mushrooms
    Tomato (optional)
    Fried Egg
    Black pudding
    White pudding (not always easy to find, but wonderful stuff)
    Bread and butter - usually to accomodate aforementioned bacon
    HP sauce - for bangers NOT on the bacon please
    Appropriate sports supplement


    So the 4 or 5 could be:

    Orange juice
    Mug of coffee
    Bread and butter
    Bacon (mandatory)
    Appropriate sports supplement

    Aint that just a bacon sandwich?
  • Spam, Egg, Sausage and Spam ( Beans and fried tomatoes are banned completely), HP Brown sauce. And Spam.

    I assume you are eating and reading your emails with all that spam.
  • Fiiish
    Fiiish Posts: 7,998
    I could, perhaps, forgive a grilled/fried tomato as an eccentricity. But those who open a tin of tomatoes and pour it all over their plate? Literally makes me sick.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,984
    supaclive said:

    Double sausage, Double Egg, Double Bacon, Hash brown, burger, chips, beans, mushrooms and bread and butter. Available, Coney Hill café, BR2

    This is all over the gaff Clive.

    Burger, hash brown, chips.....Is it English?...American?

    Coney Hill Cafe needs to go away and have a rethink about this.
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    Rubbish. No white pudding or grilled tomatos.
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,462
    Coversation in my local greasy:

    Customer-"Breakfast no 2 please,but could you do it my way"

    Cafe- "what's your way?"

    Customer-"Beans-cold at the top.red hot in the middle and burned& black on the bottom.
    Sausage- Beautifully Rock hard,so that when you stick your fork in it flies out and lands on the floor.
    Bacon-nice and leathery so that it blunts the knife when you cut it.
    Eggs- so rubbery that you could take them off the plate and bounce them up and down...."

    Cafe- "Hold on fella, I haven't got the time to do all that"

    Cust- " Well you F******* found time yesterday!"






    Here all week.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,743
    2 sausage (Cumberland)
    2 dry cured unsmoked bacon
    Fried egg
    Mushrooms
    Tinned toms
    Bubble
    2 white toast

    Cuppa splosh

    Black pepper
    Heinz TK
  • Egg, bacon, fried bread, tomato, mushrooms, Kennedys Sausage and baked beans. Although my favorite breakfast is Eggs Royale(Eggs Benedict with smoked salmon instead of ham) I love Hollandaise
  • Maggies in Lewisham does a great fry up.