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The Takeover Thread - Duchatelet Finally Sells (Jan 2020)

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  • daveydanger
    daveydanger Posts: 1,338
    A young female lawyer from Leuven
    Whose bowels could never get movin’
    So instead of down south,
    She pooed out of her mouth -
    Yet all of her lies were disproven
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,668
    500 f#%^ing poems later.

    Just sell the club and FUCK OFF
  • NapaAddick
    NapaAddick Posts: 4,657
    DiscoCAFC said:

    One thing I don’t understand about this Takeover business is if Roland is waiting to see what our fate is before agreeing to sale at the price then surely this should be part of T&C and the Takeover can go through?

    Actually, I believe you DO understand. If it could easily go through right now and is not, then....
  • daveydanger
    daveydanger Posts: 1,338
    blackpool72 said:

    500 f#%^ing poems later.

    Just sell the club and FUCK OFF

    Might be wrong, but I don’t think Roland is behind the latest spate of awful poems. Let’s stick to the facts here guys.
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,668
    daveydanger said:

    blackpool72 said:

    500 f#%^ing poems later.

    Just sell the club and FUCK OFF

    Might be wrong, but I don’t think Roland is behind the latest spate of awful poems. Let’s stick to the facts here guys.
    But he is the cause 100%.
    If he wasn't here neither would be the poems
  • daveydanger
    daveydanger Posts: 1,338
    blackpool72 said:

    daveydanger said:

    blackpool72 said:

    500 f#%^ing poems later.

    Just sell the club and FUCK OFF

    Might be wrong, but I don’t think Roland is behind the latest spate of awful poems. Let’s stick to the facts here guys.
    But he is the cause 100%.
    If he wasn't here neither would be the poems
    Haha fair enough
  • carly burn
    carly burn Posts: 19,458
    Airman Brown said:

    Covered End said:

    Blackpool 72 said on the POTY thread,

    "I went last night and what a good night it was too.
    Well done to Fanny for organising such a great event.
    While I was there last night I was told that regarding the takeover it is indeed a Done Deal and that it will be announced as soon as the playoffs are over.
    I did ask why not just anounce it now and was told that it had been agreed not to say anything until the season has finished.
    The person who told me this is highly connected to the club and I have no reason to believe he was lying."

    So is this an Airman Brown type of done deal ?
    If not what sort of done deal ?

    Someone involved with the club told me the same thing last week, but I also know the Sky story last week was well sourced.
    Did nobody push Murray for the official line last night seeing as his last communication was that it would be done weeks ago?
  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,103
    SE7toSG3 said:

    There was a young man from Nantucket,
    Whose cock was so big, he could suck it,
    He said with a grin, wiping jizz from his chin,
    If my ear was an arse I would f*ck it

    daveydanger said:

    A young female lawyer from Leuven
    Whose bowels could never get movin’
    So instead of down south,
    She pooed out of her mouth -
    Yet all of her lies were disproven

    Oh, that was a terrible song
    Sing us another one
    Just like the other one
    Sing us another on do
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,031
    carly burn said:

    Airman Brown said:

    Covered End said:

    Blackpool 72 said on the POTY thread,

    "I went last night and what a good night it was too.
    Well done to Fanny for organising such a great event.
    While I was there last night I was told that regarding the takeover it is indeed a Done Deal and that it will be announced as soon as the playoffs are over.
    I did ask why not just anounce it now and was told that it had been agreed not to say anything until the season has finished.
    The person who told me this is highly connected to the club and I have no reason to believe he was lying."

    So is this an Airman Brown type of done deal ?
    If not what sort of done deal ?

    Someone involved with the club told me the same thing last week, but I also know the Sky story last week was well sourced.
    Did nobody push Murray for the official line last night seeing as his last communication was that it would be done weeks ago?
    What's the point, he'd only tell another whopper.
  • blackpool72
    blackpool72 Posts: 23,668
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    carly burn said:

    Airman Brown said:

    Covered End said:

    Blackpool 72 said on the POTY thread,

    "I went last night and what a good night it was too.
    Well done to Fanny for organising such a great event.
    While I was there last night I was told that regarding the takeover it is indeed a Done Deal and that it will be announced as soon as the playoffs are over.
    I did ask why not just anounce it now and was told that it had been agreed not to say anything until the season has finished.
    The person who told me this is highly connected to the club and I have no reason to believe he was lying."

    So is this an Airman Brown type of done deal ?
    If not what sort of done deal ?

    Someone involved with the club told me the same thing last week, but I also know the Sky story last week was well sourced.
    Did nobody push Murray for the official line last night seeing as his last communication was that it would be done weeks ago?
    What's the point, he'd only tell another whopper.
    Exactly
    That's why I never spoke to him.
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  • JamesSeed
    JamesSeed Posts: 17,380
    PaddyP17 said:

    There was a young man from Llanfair­pwllgwyngyll­gogery­chwyrn­drobwll­llan­tysilio­gogo­goch
    Who had a terrible cough
    But he will agree
    With the CAFC
    When we shout ROLAND FUCK OFF

    This is the stuff, this is what we wanted!
  • JamesSeed
    JamesSeed Posts: 17,380
    SoundAsa£ said:

    Not one for the ladies or those of a sensitive nature!

    There was a young girl from the Azores
    Whose c*** was all covered in sores
    The dogs in the street wouldn’t eat the green meat
    That hung in festoons from her drawers

    a. That's horrible
    b. You didn't write it.

    Flag.
  • Redrobo
    Redrobo Posts: 11,330
    ElfsborgAddick said:

    carly burn said:

    Airman Brown said:

    Covered End said:

    Blackpool 72 said on the POTY thread,

    "I went last night and what a good night it was too.
    Well done to Fanny for organising such a great event.
    While I was there last night I was told that regarding the takeover it is indeed a Done Deal and that it will be announced as soon as the playoffs are over.
    I did ask why not just anounce it now and was told that it had been agreed not to say anything until the season has finished.
    The person who told me this is highly connected to the club and I have no reason to believe he was lying."

    So is this an Airman Brown type of done deal ?
    If not what sort of done deal ?

    Someone involved with the club told me the same thing last week, but I also know the Sky story last week was well sourced.
    Did nobody push Murray for the official line last night seeing as his last communication was that it would be done weeks ago?
    What's the point, he'd only tell another whopper.
    What whopper?
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,218
    Redrobo said:

    ElfsborgAddick said:

    carly burn said:

    Airman Brown said:

    Covered End said:

    Blackpool 72 said on the POTY thread,

    "I went last night and what a good night it was too.
    Well done to Fanny for organising such a great event.
    While I was there last night I was told that regarding the takeover it is indeed a Done Deal and that it will be announced as soon as the playoffs are over.
    I did ask why not just anounce it now and was told that it had been agreed not to say anything until the season has finished.
    The person who told me this is highly connected to the club and I have no reason to believe he was lying."

    So is this an Airman Brown type of done deal ?
    If not what sort of done deal ?

    Someone involved with the club told me the same thing last week, but I also know the Sky story last week was well sourced.
    Did nobody push Murray for the official line last night seeing as his last communication was that it would be done weeks ago?
    What's the point, he'd only tell another whopper.
    What whopper?
    Burger King
  • JamesSeed
    JamesSeed Posts: 17,380
    SoundAsa£ said:

    Not one for the ladies or those of a sensitive nature!

    There was a young girl from the Azores
    Whose c*** was all covered in sores
    The dogs in the street wouldn’t eat the green meat
    That hung in festoons from her drawers

    a. That's horrible
    b. You didn't write it.

    Flag.
    SE7toSG3 said:

    There was a young man from Nantucket,
    Whose cock was so big, he could suck it,
    He said with a grin, wiping jizz from his chin,
    If my ear was an arse I would f*ck it

    I suspect you did write it.

    If not, a fine, (one pint), or a flag.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,909
    Ohh look the poetry police are out now! ;)
  • kentaddick
    kentaddick Posts: 18,729
    just banged my head on a shelf in the kitchen, come to read this thread and everything's in rhymes.. think i need to head of to a and e.
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,909
    kentaddick said:

    just banged my head on a shelf in the kitchen, come to read this thread and everything's in rhymes.. think i need to head of to a and e.

    That was silly. You're better off banging the wife against the kitchen side.
  • charltonbob
    charltonbob Posts: 8,254
    Any news ? ( Unashamed bump to get it back on Page 1 :smile: )
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    I think the latest news is that this thread is probably ready to be ditched in the closed category.
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  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    image

    so what do I do with the 27,111 of these that I bought for the takeover party?
  • cantersaddick
    cantersaddick Posts: 16,909
    cafcdave123 said:

    image

    so what do I do with the 27,111 of these that I bought for the takeover party?

    £14? Bargain!
  • CAFCsayer
    CAFCsayer Posts: 10,223
    The lawyer she lacked any class,
    And fancied a player that cant pass.
    So when she wanted some length,
    She looked to our bench,
    And took the centre-back deep in her arse
  • shirty5
    shirty5 Posts: 19,218
    CAFCsayer said:

    The lawyer she lacked any class,
    And fancied a player that cant pass.
    So when she wanted some length,
    She looked to our bench,
    And took the centre-back deep in her arse

  • Charltonparklane
    Charltonparklane Posts: 5,786
    cafcdave123 said:

    image

    so what do I do with the 27,111 of these that I bought for the takeover party?

    We being taken over by Indians?

  • _MrDick
    _MrDick Posts: 13,103
    CAFCsayer said:

    The lawyer she lacked any class,
    And fancied a player that cant pass.
    So when she wanted some length,
    She looked to our bench,
    And took the centre-back deep in her arse

    Oh, that was a terrible song
    Sing us another one
    Just like the other one
    Sing us another one do
  • seth plum
    seth plum Posts: 53,448
    My given name is Roland
    Whaddya think of that?
    I'm going to move to Poland
    And get myself a cat.
  • LenGlover
    LenGlover Posts: 31,651
    There was a young girl called Lil

    Who stuck bombs up her arse for a thrill

    They found her vagina in North Carolina

    And bits of her tits in Brazil
  • LargeAddick
    LargeAddick Posts: 32,559
    LenGlover said:

    There was a young girl called Lil

    Who stuck bombs up her arse for a thrill

    They found her vagina in North Carolina

    And bits of her tits in Brazil

    that one was done yesterday Len

  • SexyDave
    SexyDave Posts: 374
    There was a young girl called Evelyn
    Who had a peculiar feeling
    She slipped on her back
    And opened her crack
    And pi$$ed all over the ceiling
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