Southeastern train disruption (franchise to be taken over by Govt p191)
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Sorry but I need the storage space.cantersaddick said:Does anyone else, who get a a regular train and sees the same people on there most days, come up with names for the people you see?
So far I've got.
Mr Cuts-his-own-hair
Mr Clears-his-throat-every-six-seconds
Mr I'm-a-grown-man-but-I-wear-a-Manchester-United-rucksack-every-day
Madame Moans-down-her-phone-about-her-kids
Mr Massive-trousers
MR Smelly-cunt
Mr Wears-the-same-shirt-every-day
Miss Spends-the-whole-journey-doing-makeup-and-somehow-looks-even-worse-than-when-she-started
And finally Creepy Mr Murder5 -
Does he still get your train and give you those creepy looks?cantersaddick said:Does anyone else, who get a a regular train and sees the same people on there most days, come up with names for the people you see?
So far I've got.
Mr Cuts-his-own-hair
Mr Clears-his-throat-every-six-seconds
Mr I'm-a-grown-man-but-I-wear-a-Manchester-United-rucksack-every-day
Madame Moans-down-her-phone-about-her-kids
Mr Massive-trousers
MR Smelly-cunt
Mr Wears-the-same-shirt-every-day
Miss Spends-the-whole-journey-doing-makeup-and-somehow-looks-even-worse-than-when-she-started
And finally Creepy Mr Murder0 -
Yes he does still get my train. No he doesn't stare longingly at me for the entire journey. He has chosen another victim.ForeverAddickted said:
Does he still get your train and give you those creepy looks?cantersaddick said:Does anyone else, who get a a regular train and sees the same people on there most days, come up with names for the people you see?
So far I've got.
Mr Cuts-his-own-hair
Mr Clears-his-throat-every-six-seconds
Mr I'm-a-grown-man-but-I-wear-a-Manchester-United-rucksack-every-day
Madame Moans-down-her-phone-about-her-kids
Mr Massive-trousers
MR Smelly-cunt
Mr Wears-the-same-shirt-every-day
Miss Spends-the-whole-journey-doing-makeup-and-somehow-looks-even-worse-than-when-she-started
And finally Creepy Mr Murder1 -
Are they not the same person?cantersaddick said:Does anyone else, who get a a regular train and sees the same people on there most days, come up with names for the people you see?
So far I've got.
Mr Cuts-his-own-hair
Mr Clears-his-throat-every-six-seconds
Mr I'm-a-grown-man-but-I-wear-a-Manchester-United-rucksack-every-day
Madame Moans-down-her-phone-about-her-kids
Mr Massive-trousers
MR Smelly-c**t
Mr Wears-the-same-shirt-every-day
Miss Spends-the-whole-journey-doing-makeup-and-somehow-looks-even-worse-than-when-she-started
And finally Creepy Mr Murder1 -
Separate people. MR Smelly-c**t stinks so bad you can pretty much see the waves coming off him.DaveMehmet said:
Are they not the same person?cantersaddick said:Does anyone else, who get a a regular train and sees the same people on there most days, come up with names for the people you see?
So far I've got.
Mr Cuts-his-own-hair
Mr Clears-his-throat-every-six-seconds
Mr I'm-a-grown-man-but-I-wear-a-Manchester-United-rucksack-every-day
Madame Moans-down-her-phone-about-her-kids
Mr Massive-trousers
MR Smelly-c**t
Mr Wears-the-same-shirt-every-day
Miss Spends-the-whole-journey-doing-makeup-and-somehow-looks-even-worse-than-when-she-started
And finally Creepy Mr Murder
Mr Wears-the-same-shirt-every-day probably smells but I avoid him and haven't had to endure sitting next to him just yet so cannot confirm.
There is also
Miss Sits-in-the-aisle-seat-and-gets-arsey-when-asked-to-let-someone-in0 -
How do you know Mr Wears-the-same-shirt-every-day is wearing the same shirt from yesterday?
i.e. I've three white shirts at home, one light blue and a grey one that I wear over the course of the week... Of course if I wear the three white ones on consecutive days it makes me look like I'm wearing the same one0 -
He’s given you your name, it’s too late for excusesForeverAddickted said:How do you know Mr Wears-the-same-shirt-every-day is wearing the same shirt from yesterday?
i.e. I've three white shirts at home, one light blue and a grey one that I wear over the course of the week... Of course if I wear the three white ones on consecutive days it makes me look like I'm wearing the same one23 -
I'd make it my mission to ask her to let me in every day!cantersaddick said:
Separate people. MR Smelly-c**t stinks so bad you can pretty much see the waves coming off him.DaveMehmet said:
Are they not the same person?cantersaddick said:Does anyone else, who get a a regular train and sees the same people on there most days, come up with names for the people you see?
So far I've got.
Mr Cuts-his-own-hair
Mr Clears-his-throat-every-six-seconds
Mr I'm-a-grown-man-but-I-wear-a-Manchester-United-rucksack-every-day
Madame Moans-down-her-phone-about-her-kids
Mr Massive-trousers
MR Smelly-c**t
Mr Wears-the-same-shirt-every-day
Miss Spends-the-whole-journey-doing-makeup-and-somehow-looks-even-worse-than-when-she-started
And finally Creepy Mr Murder
Mr Wears-the-same-shirt-every-day probably smells but I avoid him and haven't had to endure sitting next to him just yet so cannot confirm.
There is also
Miss Sits-in-the-aisle-seat-and-gets-arsey-when-asked-to-let-someone-in4 -
You wear a grey shirt? What is this? 1993??ForeverAddickted said:How do you know Mr Wears-the-same-shirt-every-day is wearing the same shirt from yesterday?
i.e. I've three white shirts at home, one light blue and a grey one that I wear over the course of the week... Of course if I wear the three white ones on consecutive days it makes me look like I'm wearing the same one7 -
Yeah its a nice light grey... Am I about to be put on trial by CharltonLife Fashion Police?Brendan_O_Connell said:
You wear a grey shirt? What is this? 1993??ForeverAddickted said:How do you know Mr Wears-the-same-shirt-every-day is wearing the same shirt from yesterday?
i.e. I've three white shirts at home, one light blue and a grey one that I wear over the course of the week... Of course if I wear the three white ones on consecutive days it makes me look like I'm wearing the same one
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I could think of another that would be more trueValleyGary said:
He’s given you your name, it’s too late for excusesForeverAddickted said:How do you know Mr Wears-the-same-shirt-every-day is wearing the same shirt from yesterday?
i.e. I've three white shirts at home, one light blue and a grey one that I wear over the course of the week... Of course if I wear the three white ones on consecutive days it makes me look like I'm wearing the same one0 -
Fair point. I am sure it's the same shirt every day. It's a short sleeved checked shirt in grey (same check as the picture but much worse style and fitting shirt).ForeverAddickted said:How do you know Mr Wears-the-same-shirt-every-day is wearing the same shirt from yesterday?
i.e. I've three white shirts at home, one light blue and a grey one that I wear over the course of the week... Of course if I wear the three white ones on consecutive days it makes me look like I'm wearing the same one
It's a pretty specific shirt so either he is enough of a boring person to buy at least 5 of them or he is rewearing. You decide.2 -
I worry about you matecantersaddick said:Does anyone else, who get a a regular train and sees the same people on there most days, come up with names for the people you see?
So far I've got.
Mr Cuts-his-own-hair
Mr Clears-his-throat-every-six-seconds
Mr I'm-a-grown-man-but-I-wear-a-Manchester-United-rucksack-every-day
Madame Moans-down-her-phone-about-her-kids
Mr Massive-trousers
MR Smelly-c**t
Mr Wears-the-same-shirt-every-day
Miss Spends-the-whole-journey-doing-makeup-and-somehow-looks-even-worse-than-when-she-started
And finally Creepy Mr Murder6 -
No further questions your honour, the prosecution rests.
Wears a short-sleeved shirt (not provided as uniform) to work everyday = justifiable target for vilification, mockery, sniggering, pointing, name-calling.
Canters has let the dolt off very lightly.2 -
Surely wearing short sleeves in this weather passes.StigThundercock said:No further questions your honour, the prosecution rests.
Wears a short-sleeved shirt (not provided as uniform) to work everyday = justifiable target for vilification, mockery, sniggering, pointing, name-calling.
Canters has let the dolt off very lightly.0 -
I don't get the same train enough nowadays, but when I was a kid getting the train to school I got the same train with this guy I didn't know from down my road who was going to work - normal looking guy, shirt, rucksack, a little bit geeky/boring looking maybe, but I'd see him most days. He was known to me (internally) as "train boy", really showcasing my creativity there.cantersaddick said:Does anyone else, who get a a regular train and sees the same people on there most days, come up with names for the people you see?
So far I've got.
Mr Cuts-his-own-hair
Mr Clears-his-throat-every-six-seconds
Mr I'm-a-grown-man-but-I-wear-a-Manchester-United-rucksack-every-day
Madame Moans-down-her-phone-about-her-kids
Mr Massive-trousers
MR Smelly-c**t
Mr Wears-the-same-shirt-every-day
Miss Spends-the-whole-journey-doing-makeup-and-somehow-looks-even-worse-than-when-she-started
And finally Creepy Mr Murder
Anyway, so recently it's 15+ years later and I happened to commute from the same station just once (having moved house a few times since) and there he was... same guy, same walk, rucksack on, slightly scruffy suit, same blank facial expression and everything - just older. I know he's got a life outside that walk, but him just pounding out that same routine for decades whilst everything else changes was a bit of a
moment. As a kid I vowed that I'd never be like him (completely unsubstantiated, just because I thought he was boring), but here we are - I'm probably some kid's depressing "train boy" that he doesn't want to grow up and be... but still will anyway! 8 -
You’re not talking about the 5:20 from Bexley are you???Oh_Yoni_Boy said:
I don't get the same train enough nowadays, but when I was a kid getting the train to school I got the same train with this guy I didn't know from down my road who was going to work - normal looking guy, shirt, rucksack, a little bit geeky/boring looking maybe, but I'd see him most days. He was known to me (internally) as "train boy", really showcasing my creativity there.cantersaddick said:Does anyone else, who get a a regular train and sees the same people on there most days, come up with names for the people you see?
So far I've got.
Mr Cuts-his-own-hair
Mr Clears-his-throat-every-six-seconds
Mr I'm-a-grown-man-but-I-wear-a-Manchester-United-rucksack-every-day
Madame Moans-down-her-phone-about-her-kids
Mr Massive-trousers
MR Smelly-c**t
Mr Wears-the-same-shirt-every-day
Miss Spends-the-whole-journey-doing-makeup-and-somehow-looks-even-worse-than-when-she-started
And finally Creepy Mr Murder
Anyway, so recently it's 15+ years later and I happened to commute from the same station just once (having moved house a few times since) and there he was... same guy, same walk, rucksack on, slightly scruffy suit, same blank facial expression and everything - just older. I know he's got a life outside that walk, but him just pounding out that same routine for decades whilst everything else changes was a bit of a moment. As a kid I vowed that I'd never be like him (completely unsubstantiated, just because I thought he was boring), but here we are - I'm probably some kid's depressing "train boy" that he doesn't want to grow up and be... but still will anyway!3 -
Not if said short sleeved shirts have button down lapels and you keep your blue, red, green and black pens neatly aligned in your top pocket.iainment said:
Surely wearing short sleeves in this weather passes.StigThundercock said:No further questions your honour, the prosecution rests.
Wears a short-sleeved shirt (not provided as uniform) to work everyday = justifiable target for vilification, mockery, sniggering, pointing, name-calling.
Canters has let the dolt off very lightly.
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Never wear short sleeves. Roll your sleeves up instead.
I know next to nothing about fashion but even I know that.3 -
Full evacuation of London Victoria apparently, just been dumped off the train at Denmark hill0
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Fire alarm apparently, sorted now and on a train heading to Victoria
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never, unless you are a pilot.iainment said:
Surely wearing short sleeves in this weather passes.StigThundercock said:No further questions your honour, the prosecution rests.
Wears a short-sleeved shirt (not provided as uniform) to work everyday = justifiable target for vilification, mockery, sniggering, pointing, name-calling.
Canters has let the dolt off very lightly.2 -
Or a coach driver0
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or work in kebabies2
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Chilli sauce salad bosscafcdave123 said:or work in kebabies
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FFS.0
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Here we go, rush hour signal failure at LB.0
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And at Victoria0
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Glad I haven’t left for the friggin station then!0
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Just passed thru and doesn't seem to be any issuesOh_Yoni_Boy said:Here we go, rush hour signal failure at LB.
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