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Southeastern train disruption (franchise to be taken over by Govt p191)

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  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,979
    Some little knob has thrown a tyre under a moving train at Bexleyheath. So expect 3 weeks of delays.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    ValleyGary said:

    Some little knob has thrown a tyre under a moving train at Bexleyheath. So expect 3 weeks of delays.

    I bet the driver blew a valve.
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,435
    I'm tyred of these jokes!
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Rizzo said:

    I'm tyred of these jokes!

    I'll tread carefully then.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,318
    Can see these bloody tyre jokes rolling on for a while at this rate
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    ForeverAddickted said:

    Can see these bloody tyre jokes rolling on for a while at this rate

    Don't worry, I'll be tracking them.
  • N01R4M
    N01R4M Posts: 2,577
    These old puns should be retyred.
  • Macronate
    Macronate Posts: 12,892
    Hopefully the perpetrator will Hankook himself into the police.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,318
    edited November 2018
    N01R4M said:

    These old puns should be retyred.

    I dont know if its because winter is approaching but you should be put in chains for that comment

    (FINALLY found an excuse to use that exceptionally poor pun!!!)
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  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    Just walk - easy way to get Fit Kwik.
  • Rizzo
    Rizzo Posts: 6,435
    Emergency services are dealing with an incident between Kidbrooke and Barnehurst, causing disruption to trains between Lewisham and Barnehurst. Trains may be delayed or cancelled. Disruption is expected until 19:00.

    What's happened?
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    Emergency services have been called to attend an incident, and as a result the electricity to the rail which powers trains has been switched off on the Bexleyheath Line.

    How does this affect my journey?
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    Trains can't currently run on the Bexleyheath Line while emergency services attend to the incident. Trains will be delayed and may be cancelled or diverted via alternative routes at short notice.
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,296
    power off the line currently - even if it is off for 20 mins that translates until delays expected till the day i retyre, you can use buses between lewisham and dartford at no extra cost, thats handy when my car is parked at barnehurst you fucking cretins,
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,296
    Macronate said:

    Hopefully the perpetrator will Hankook himself into the police.

    sod that nail the little fucker to the front of a train and make him endure a 2mph slog into london
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    Somebody now been hit by a train on Bexleyheath. I assume that’ll be the line done for the evening.
  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,296
    The line is closed due to a person being hit by a train not a tyre
  • WSS
    WSS Posts: 25,070
    palarsehater said:

    The line is closed due to a person being hit by a train not a tyre

    Two separate incidents looking at their Twitter account.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    Am at Lewisham, both Sidcup and bexleyheath lines fucked.
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,018
    DaveMehmet said:

    Am at Lewisham, both Sidcup and bexleyheath lines fucked.

    Sidcup train just leaving New Cross now Dave
  • JohnBoyUK
    JohnBoyUK Posts: 9,018
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    Crossing my legs for the next 30 mins!
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  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,601
    JohnBoyUK said:

    DaveMehmet said:

    Am at Lewisham, both Sidcup and bexleyheath lines fucked.

    Sidcup train just leaving New Cross now Dave
    Cheers mate, tell it to hurry up
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    DaveMehmet said:

    Am at Lewisham, both Sidcup and bexleyheath lines fucked.

    Standard. Passengers on the Hayes, Ore and Grove Park to Bromley North lines no doubt fearing the worst.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,979
    Diverted Bexleyheath train to Bexley, get to Lewisham and told Bexleyheath line is now open, get to Blackheath and told no it ain’t, we are all going Abbeywood Line. Such pricks.
  • ElfsborgAddick
    ElfsborgAddick Posts: 29,038
    guinnessaddick said:

    Curb_It said:

    Some poor woman gave birth on a Southeastern train last night. What a way to come in to the world. What a scene for all those involved in the birth. Someone has posted on twitter that she felt slightly odd getting on the tube after covered in blood! blimey.

    A joker on Twitter asked if she was pregnant before she got on the delayed train!

    Usually if a baby is born on a plane during a flight, they get a million air miles. Pity this little one.
    It'll get a 1-6 travelcard for life.
  • Cardinal Sin
    Cardinal Sin Posts: 5,233
    Sounds like a fatality at Welling station (jumper?).
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    World class shit show as usual. Wankers.
  • mistrollingin
    mistrollingin Posts: 3,868
    MrLargo said:

    World class shit show as usual. Wankers.

    Wrong kind of rain? :neutral:
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    All trains out of Cannon Street fucked.
  • MrLargo
    MrLargo Posts: 7,989
    mistrollingin said:

    MrLargo said:

    World class shit show as usual. Wankers.

    Wrong kind of rain? :neutral:
    Wrong kind of arseholes running this farce, as per usual. Next "Meet the Managers" session at Cannon Street should just be a public flogging followed by a live demonstration of how to beat someone to death with using a rolled-up Passenger Satisfaction Survey.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    Why roll it up? Death by a thousand paper cuts

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