The Takeover Thread - Duchatelet Finally Sells (Jan 2020)
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(8) Lets go round again (8) 😜1
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In a fortnights time after the completion of the takeover and scarfy has been paraded at The Valley with the Aussies. How long do we give it until the moaning starts again?0
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"Where to Guv ?"
"Blandford st, EFL headquarters in London and step on it driver."
"As your the famous Heath Rarris, the well know football broker and go to man, have you any rumour nuggets to chew on while I drive."
"That makes a change from talking about Brexit. Yes i'm in negotiations with CAFC,
DLT is the guy I'm dealing with, on behalf of a Belgian Behemoth called Douchebag.
Only met him a couple of times but he like Scrooge, but tighter.
He's got yellow teeth and shoes that have 100K on the clock. I heard he went to a fancy dress party with his son and they just put stockings over their heads"
"What you mean they went as bank robbers Guv ?"
"No, they went as a pair of tights."
"What's the time scale now on this deal"
"Two weeks but don't tell a soul driver"
My lips are sealed Guv, my lips are sealed.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.11 -
I thought Rio Ferdinand was the only person to get Taxi's, which are all apparently driven by lapsed spurs fans.
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Deserves more than one LOLsoapboxsam said:"Where to Guv ?"
"Blandford st, EFL headquarters in London and step on it driver."
"As your the famous Heath Rarris, the well know football broker and go to man, have you any rumour nuggets to chew on while I drive."
"That makes a change from talking about Brexit. Yes i'm in negotiations with CAFC,
DLT is the guy I'm dealing with, on behalf of a Belgian Behemoth called Douchebag.
Only met him a couple of times but he like Scrooge, but tighter.
He's got yellow teeth and shoes that have 100K on the clock. I heard he went to a fancy dress party with his son and they just put stockings over their heads"
"What you mean they went as bank robbers Guv ?"
"No, they went as a pair of tights."
"What's the time scale now on this deal"
"Two weeks but don't tell a soul driver"
My lips are sealed Guv, my lips are sealed.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
Bravo!!!0 -
come on athletic woooooooooooooo0
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Doesn’t take much to re ignite this thread!!!!! If we are still going to make the film of all the characters involved in this thread, please count me out - just reading the last couple of pages chewing over all this bollox has given me a dullness Induced headache. Surely it’s all just a load of Shute made up to sustain rd’s tenure - it got rid of Meire and robbo which was s plus biut I can see no end to rd’s nonsense ownership0
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So you think Harris is talking shite?DOUCHER said:Doesn’t take much to re ignite this thread!!!!! If we are still going to make the film of all the characters involved in this thread, please count me out - just reading the last couple of pages chewing over all this bollox has given me a dullness Induced headache. Surely it’s all just a load of Shute made up to sustain rd’s tenure - it got rid of Meire and robbo which was s plus biut I can see no end to rd’s nonsense ownership
Perhaps he planned to get in a taxi owned by a Charlton fan so he could catch us out yet again?
Good conspiracy but I don’t buy it.6 -
Jesus wept, will you people never learn?
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An Uber driver would have had a mobile number for Keith Harris, shared it in here, so everyone could ask for updatesCardinal Sin said:I think this recent news perfectly demonstrates the value of the London Taxi service. Knowledgeable drivers who recognise customers and can engage in appropriate conversation. Can you imagine an Uber driver doing the same?
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Dr Harris is still a director at Everton so seems unlikely to be our new CEO but he is a well known and well connected broker.2
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Not sure they’ve been particularly consistent these EFL officials.ElfsborgAddick said:
Precisely.FishCostaFortune said:What happened to this paperwork that Aussie's had not submitted?
A few weeks back an EFL official was quoted as saying neither the proof of funds and the names of the backers had been lodged.
Perhaps things have moved forward.0 -
Nah! Not falling for that one again...
Tell me more?9 -
Well actually..... I do have his number!!!!Todds_right_hook said:
An Uber driver would have had a mobile number for Keith Harris, shared it in here, so everyone could ask for updatesCardinal Sin said:I think this recent news perfectly demonstrates the value of the London Taxi service. Knowledgeable drivers who recognise customers and can engage in appropriate conversation. Can you imagine an Uber driver doing the same?
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Thanks again Taxi lad for sharing.Taxi_Lad said:
Deserves more than one LOLsoapboxsam said:"Where to Guv ?"
"Blandford st, EFL headquarters in London and step on it driver."
"As your the famous Heath Rarris, the well know football broker and go to man, have you any rumour nuggets to chew on while I drive."
"That makes a change from talking about Brexit. Yes i'm in negotiations with CAFC,
DLT is the guy I'm dealing with, on behalf of a Belgian Behemoth called Douchebag.
Only met him a couple of times but he like Scrooge, but tighter.
He's got yellow teeth and shoes that have 100K on the clock. I heard he went to a fancy dress party with his son and they just put stockings over their heads"
"What you mean they went as bank robbers Guv ?"
"No, they went as a pair of tights."
"What's the time scale now on this deal"
"Two weeks but don't tell a soul driver"
My lips are sealed Guv, my lips are sealed.
This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events, locales, and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.
Bravo!!!
After the last week we needed some hope.
Not there yet, but maybe, just maybe.4 -
I can now reveal that everything posted on this thread has been 100% accurate and in line with my sources. Just one inaccuracy on pg 13. VB is definitely NOT good.0
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‘LdT is a nice guy but is RD’s man and is working on his behalf, hence the comment re the Aussies having some explaining to do when it’s all over is bollox. All down to RD and his stubbornness’.
That should go down well at the Fans Forum!2 -
What can I say? The royalties from Viz come in handy, just call me Buster G!addick05 said:
A whole box?!! I'm impressed!soapy_jones said:
You have been told to back up your information with a link at least!ValleyGary said:Raith_C_Chattonell said:Aha my suspicions confirmed, there's no such thing as an NDA to a cab driver ... fortunately,
{searches for a box of tissues in anticipation}0 -
You’re not thinking big enough.stonemuse said:
So you think Harris is talking shite?DOUCHER said:Doesn’t take much to re ignite this thread!!!!! If we are still going to make the film of all the characters involved in this thread, please count me out - just reading the last couple of pages chewing over all this bollox has given me a dullness Induced headache. Surely it’s all just a load of Shute made up to sustain rd’s tenure - it got rid of Meire and robbo which was s plus biut I can see no end to rd’s nonsense ownership
Perhaps he planned to get in a taxi owned by a Charlton fan so he could catch us out yet again?
Good conspiracy but I don’t buy it.
@Taxi_Lad is being paid by RD. So is everyone else, the Aussies, the Saudis, Keith Harris, Airman, Colin, Doucher, Jimmy Seed, NLA, Richard Cawley, Jim White etc.
It’s Roland’s greatest ever plan and he’s laughing at every single one of you.
He’s spending tens of millions to laugh at literally hundreds of Charlton fans.12 - Sponsored links:
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Anyone know if champagne has a best before date? My bottle has been in the fridge waiting a long time...? Maybe if I take it out it’ll happen...2
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I am sure I read Toffees turned down £30m for Lookman. Gomez must be £60m+, JBG and Pope £15m each plus minor players. 25% of £120m+ almost pays for RD's cock-ups.0
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Dirty boycafc-west said:Anyone know if champagne has a best before date? My bottle has been in the fridge waiting a long time...? Maybe if I take it out it’ll happen...
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If I were the Aussies, I'd agree to 14 chips and tell RD to $%&% off.0
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I guess Keith Harris would have been JW's contact. I'm please to hear what he said but amazed as he must under an NDA himself??1
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Mistaken identity perhaps.CheshireAddick said:I guess Keith Harris would have been JW's contact. I'm please to hear what he said but amazed as he must under an NDA himself??
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Loose lips 'shink shits' as Keith would sayCheshireAddick said:I guess Keith Harris would have been JW's contact. I'm please to hear what he said but amazed as he must under an NDA himself??
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No it was definitely @Taxi_Lad i'd say.ElfsborgAddick said:
Mistaken identity perhaps.CheshireAddick said:I guess Keith Harris would have been JW's contact. I'm please to hear what he said but amazed as he must under an NDA himself??
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Where to mate?
The Galley
Eh?
The Galley. Hloyd Road, London Ess Ee Sennen
What?
Charlton Assletic Ootball Clug
Are you that Keith Harris bloke?
Yes, I am. How gig you guess?
Coz that's the ugliest bird I've seen in this car for a long time.11 -
God knows (and he doesn't exist obviously) but i find it hard to understand that theirs a 'team' of aussies just waiting to turn up in Charlton and run and fund the club when rd finally decides he's ready to sell at whatever deal / price the stalemate can be cleared at - it doesn't make any sense - what are they all doing in the meantime? you would only need a couple of rich aussies pals of rd and a shitty website for the whole facade to work - its as logical as anything else that's been chewed to death over the last 18 months. I reckon my 'nothings happening' statement 18 months ago weren't too far off. Nothing was happening then and very little since even if he intended it to - what a load of utter shite this saga is. I maintain that if anybody really wants to buy the club, make yourselves known publicly and let us, the fans, get behind you and force rd's hand - this current situation is ridiculous.stonemuse said:
So you think Harris is talking shite?DOUCHER said:Doesn’t take much to re ignite this thread!!!!! If we are still going to make the film of all the characters involved in this thread, please count me out - just reading the last couple of pages chewing over all this bollox has given me a dullness Induced headache. Surely it’s all just a load of Shute made up to sustain rd’s tenure - it got rid of Meire and robbo which was s plus biut I can see no end to rd’s nonsense ownership
Perhaps he planned to get in a taxi owned by a Charlton fan so he could catch us out yet again?
Good conspiracy but I don’t buy it.6
