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I nearly fell down the stairs trying to get my trousers on last week! It now requires a run off area!Raith_C_Chattonell said:You lean against something to put your socks on, pants take 2/3 stabs at each hole and trousers? You just fall over.1 -
you have black and white holiday snaps from a quiet/sedate Ibiza and most of the films on your Sky Box Recorder are also Black and White from the TCM, Retro Movies and Talking Pictures channels ...1
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Ladies at shopping tills call you "dear " when they used to call you "darling "...1
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You spend monday morning at the doctors with a finger up your arse.0
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shine166 said:You spend monday morning at the doctors with a finger up your arse.
And you're still in the waiting room.
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despite all the internet porn available you still fondly remember Parade magazine (99.9% of you wont know what i'm talking about) ...3
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you suddenly realise that 50 percent of your posts are on this particular thread ...0
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You spend hours wondering whether it’s the green bin or the brown bin the next day and get annoyed your neighbours haven’t put theirs out yet to give you a steer9
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She does have big handsDaveMehmet said:shine166 said:You spend monday morning at the doctors with a finger up your arse.And you're still in the waiting room.
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All our (6) neighbours wait for us to put ours out for guidance, being the youngest in our road has its responsibilities. 😂 I used to deliberately put the wrong one out so they all followed my lead then replace about an hour later when they’d all be out there in their wincette nightdresses swapping them over, my wife now puts the bins out. 😂😂AFKABartram said:You spend hours wondering whether it’s the green bin or the brown bin the next day and get annoyed your neighbours haven’t put theirs out yet to give you a steer
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Having drinks for the neighbours on the last Saturday before Christmas, something we have done since moving down. We have to start at 7.00 as one of our neighbours likes to prepare for bed at 8.15. Normally they will all have left by 9.30 although one year it did go on until after 10.00. Our first year we both went out after they’d all left, now sadly we tidy up and go to bed!2
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Whose finger?shine166 said:You spend monday morning at the doctors with a finger up your arse.0 -
all the 30 somethings reading this thread must be reevaluating their life ...0
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T_C_E said:
All our (6) neighbours wait for us to put ours out for guidance, being the youngest in our road has its responsibilities. 😂 I used to deliberately put the wrong one out so they all followed my lead then replace about an hour later when they’d all be out there in their wincette nightdresses swapping them over, my wife now puts the bins out. 😂😂AFKABartram said:You spend hours wondering whether it’s the green bin or the brown bin the next day and get annoyed your neighbours haven’t put theirs out yet to give you a steer
i'll have to show my wife this - she's always amazed I can't remember which bin it is and I'm always amazed she thinks I should know - I've normally had a few by that time on a Sunday so she's lucky I remember either have to go out.0 -
This, I find myself going to bed earlier than I used to go out.T_C_E said:Having drinks for the neighbours on the last Saturday before Christmas, something we have done since moving down. We have to start at 7.00 as one of our neighbours likes to prepare for bed at 8.15. Normally they will all have left by 9.30 although one year it did go on until after 10.00. Our first year we both went out after they’d all left, now sadly we tidy up and go to bed!2 -
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And also when you do!DOUCHER said:When u got talked into helping out the bowls team coz they were short, found u really enjoyed it and unlike football, don’t spend the next 3 days with an aching knee and ankle
snooker and bowls is the future - the main injury sustained after playing them is a hangover - at the moment anyway0 -
You decide to finally retire after 42+ years of running your own roofing business. Will have to change my user name to Deldunroofin'.7
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He goes private so you can choose!MuttleyCAFC said:
Whose finger?shine166 said:You spend monday morning at the doctors with a finger up your arse.
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Funny enough I did turn down a previous check when it was a 6'4 Male doctor with hands like shovels.T_C_E said:
He goes private so you can choose!MuttleyCAFC said:
Whose finger?shine166 said:You spend monday morning at the doctors with a finger up your arse.1 -
A pregnant lady gets up to give you a seat on the bus.
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Can you chose not to have it stuck up there?T_C_E said:
He goes private so you can choose!MuttleyCAFC said:
Whose finger?shine166 said:You spend monday morning at the doctors with a finger up your arse.0 -
Maybe fondly for you but the amount of hair on display was quite frightening.Broadstairs_Red said:despite all the internet porn available you still fondly remember Parade magazine (99.9% of you wont know what i'm talking about) ...0 -
You can remember Bounty Bars and Mars Bars being 6d (2.5p), and being twice the size!5
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Your neighbour say's help yourself to any fruit from the fenceline you share and you find yourself out there just before dark. Proper old school scrumping!
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Baldybonce said:
Maybe fondly for you but the amount of hair on display was quite frightening.Broadstairs_Red said:despite all the internet porn available you still fondly remember Parade magazine (99.9% of you wont know what i'm talking about) ...
with a moniker like yours i can understand why you are anti hair ...
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When you find yourself saying 'Great thread' as you peruse the items in your local haberdashers.AFKABartram said:Great thread.1 -
Many congratulations on your retirement @delroofer your high standards will be a loss to your profession
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