General things that Annoy you

Lice lay nits on hair shafts close to the scalp, where the temperature is perfect for keeping warm until they hatch. ... Unless a child has many head lice, it's more common to see nits in the hair than live lice crawling on the scalp. Lice eggs hatch 1–2 weeks after they're laid.

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

Water infection, again

Worst thing I’ve had when I had it, felt like I was pissing myself even when I weren’t. Really hope you get rid of it soon mate, horrible thing to have.

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

ValleyGary said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

Water infection, again

Worst thing I’ve had when I had it, felt like I was pissing myself even when I weren’t. Really hope you get rid of it soon mate, horrible thing to have.

Cheers mate, I get a terrible dizziness and hot and cold flushes with it too. Could barely drag myself outside to give the dogs a run the last couple of days, but feel a lot better today.

Sure it’s not the menopause? 

Gobshite pseudo-journalists and politicos wanking on about 'transparency', 'exit strategy' and winding down the restrictions - largely cos they have nothing useful to contribute nor an original thought between them and guilelessly prove that all those things serve only as distractions from the one thing we all need to stick to - in short not killing thousands of innocent people through sheer self-obsessed fuckwittery.
And I'm including Keir Starmer in that.  Two days into his new job and all he can find to say is "I'm a halfwit hypocrite with a big mouth"
Twats all.

Yes my ribs are still aching from the comedy in them.

Raith_C_Chattonell said:

StigThundercock said:

Gobshite pseudo-journalists and politicos wanking on about 'transparency', 'exit strategy' and winding down the restrictions - largely cos they have nothing useful to contribute nor an original thought between them and guilelessly prove that all those things serve only as distractions from the one thing we all need to stick to - in short not killing thousands of innocent people through sheer self-obsessed fuckwittery.
And I'm including Keir Starmer in that.  Two days into his new job and all he can find to say is "I'm a halfwit hypocrite with a big mouth"
Twats all.

I tend to agree.

My beef is with the journos at the daily briefing who seem to ask the same questions day in day out and largely get the same answers. They appear to love the sound of their own voices as they hang onto their moment for as long as possible. Never ever is a chance for a supplementary question declined as they drone on and on ... or to use Mr ST's preferred verb ... wank on and on.  .
  

Think the BBC News website has been carrying some weird stories and over dramatising them, there was one recently that claimed a "German zoo may have to feed animals to each other" with a photo of some young pandas playing, when you actually read the article, it explains that a zoo in Germany has a list ready, of animals that will be used if needed (may be something that it does routinely in a time like this), but it then goes on to talk about panda twins that have been a big attraction, but their fans can't see them at the moment. I can understand the BBC carrying this story if all avenues had been exhausted and the cull was imminent, but is it really necessary at this time, when people are anxious and depressed enough and before any decision has been made? 

Stigma

People who cycle with one hand on the handle bars and the other holding onto a dog or two on a lead.

Irresponsible wankers.

Strong wrists.

Getting plates out of the cupboard and them having water sitting on them.

is it that hard to dry the fucking plates

Opened a loaf of bread and it had two toppers at the top. 

People who call toppers heels ! 

MrOneLung said:

People who call toppers heels ! 

FLAG

Ears. 
Ffs

Heel, the thicker, the butter.