General things that Annoy you

T_C_E

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

Algarveaddick said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

.....would love to know how a "gender neutral" dog is treated any different from any other dog

Maybe other dogs question the validity of their claimed sexuality on canine social media? 

Definitely think dogs can be gay. Our little terrier is all over the springer and tries have it away, even thought the springer is laying down at the time, but he won't go anywhere near the girl

It’s a dominance thing I’m sure, the same as a dog humping your leg or a puppy shagging it’s blanket. Bow’s tried it with Valli, nowhere near the back end and she fecked him right off there and then. 😂

CharltonKerry

Don’t really know were to put this, so as the first bit is annoying will put in it here. We should be leaving now to catch the Orient Express from London to Venice, then a 9 day cruise around Italy, this was obviously cancelled, but the first part was both mine and the wife’s dream, so hopefully we can rebook when things are back to normal. 

Next part makes me happy but going to cause me some aggro, because of the credit and bonus discount for taking the credit with the cruise line, and the fact we have some more cruises booked for next year, then the aggro / pleasure is how do I fit all the holidays into next year? 

Raith_C_Chattonell

I often spot this ad from the corner of my eye.  All I see is a pair of pants, filled in a way that I could only dream of. I think I may need help 

 

Stig

Raith_C_Chattonell said:

I often spot this ad from the corner of my eye.  All I see is a pair of pants, filled in a way that I could only dream of. I think I may need help 

 

Cock extender?

MrOneLung

When you change your password to something easy to remember but it is really awkward to type 

DaveMehmet

Raith_C_Chattonell said:

I often spot this ad from the corner of my eye.  All I see is a pair of pants, filled in a way that I could only dream of. I think I may need help 

 

Stormtrooper pants

Algarveaddick

I may have mentioned this before, but microwave ovens not having the wattage clearly written on the front.

It may be that some do, but whenever I come across one I am unfamiliar with, they don't seem to. 

i_b_b_o_r_g

Algarveaddick said:

I may have mentioned this before, but microwave ovens not having the wattage clearly written on the front.

It may be that some do, but whenever I come across one I am unfamiliar with, they don't seem to. 

I follow this simple rule -

Powerlevel - 9 / Full

Time - 1 minute

And that goes for everything from a bowl of baked beans, to defrosting some bread

Git more life hacks if anyone's interested

O-Randy-Hunt

Forgetting super 6 is back and everyone else remembering ffs.

SporadicAddick

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SporadicAddick

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

Algarveaddick said:

I may have mentioned this before, but microwave ovens not having the wattage clearly written on the front.

It may be that some do, but whenever I come across one I am unfamiliar with, they don't seem to. 

I follow this simple rule -

Powerlevel - 9 / Full

Time - 1 minute

And that goes for everything from a bowl of baked beans, to defrosting some bread

Git more life hacks if anyone's interested

Likewise - I've never looked at the wattage on a microwave or the instructions on a label. Ping it on full power for 1 minute, test and repeat...

SporadicAddick

The Microsoft Team advert. Seems to be on every ad break and I want to cave the television in -"it's as simple as that"...

Stig

Microsoft generally, and any other IT company that are intent on fleecing the public through the enforced provision of 'cloud based' services that previously worked perfectly well as stand-alones.

DaveMehmet

These fucking morons putting themselves and more importantly, the police who have to deal with then at risk. Should be denied NHS assistance if they catch it.

https://news.sky.com/story/coronavirus-arrests-in-hyde-park-as-lockdown-protesters-denounce-fake-virus-11989409

Carter

The only explanation for them is they have not known anyone who has lost a parent, friend, loved one after them spending 2 weeks in a coma on a ventilator, alone and then slipping away. And only 10 people being allowed at their funeral 

Pricks

MrOneLung

They should have had to give their names and addresses and waive their right to be treated in hospital. 

RodneyCharltonTrotta

The Sunday Times Rich List and that such things are held in such high esteem.

It's gross.

Algarveaddick

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

Algarveaddick said:

I may have mentioned this before, but microwave ovens not having the wattage clearly written on the front.

It may be that some do, but whenever I come across one I am unfamiliar with, they don't seem to. 

I follow this simple rule -

Powerlevel - 9 / Full

Time - 1 minute

And that goes for everything from a bowl of baked beans, to defrosting some bread

Git more life hacks if anyone's interested

So you are telling me that if I take the frozen pasta dish in the in-law's freezer, and do what you suggest, rather than the 6 minutes (or 7 minutes - depending on wattage of microwave) they suggest, it'll be good to go?   

SuedeAdidas

Algarveaddick said:

I may have mentioned this before, but microwave ovens not having the wattage clearly written on the front.

It may be that some do, but whenever I come across one I am unfamiliar with, they don't seem to. 

On a similar theme - my last couple of microwaves don’t have wattage power settings that match those quoted on most food package instructions. 

i_b_b_o_r_g

Algarveaddick said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

Algarveaddick said:

I may have mentioned this before, but microwave ovens not having the wattage clearly written on the front.

It may be that some do, but whenever I come across one I am unfamiliar with, they don't seem to. 

I follow this simple rule -

Powerlevel - 9 / Full

Time - 1 minute

And that goes for everything from a bowl of baked beans, to defrosting some bread

Git more life hacks if anyone's interested

So you are telling me that if I take the frozen pasta dish in the in-law's freezer, and do what you suggest, rather than the 6 minutes (or 7 minutes - depending on wattage of microwave) they suggest, it'll be good to go?   

Might need another minute

thai malaysia addick

When you go for a pee and the toilet seat starts to fall towards you as you start to pee. It’s hard not to panic and have an unhappy outcome.

MrWalker

thai malaysia addick said:

When you go for a pee and the toilet seat starts to fall towards you as you start to pee. It’s hard not to panic and have an unhappy outcome.

Sounds like you need to work on your urinary sphincter muscles.

usetobunkin

Trying to get a refund for an hotel in Munich, took the money in 30secs, have told me it might be 6-8 weeks to get it processed.  

North Lower Neil

thai malaysia addick said:

People who overdo social distancing by allowing a gap of 20 metres

Can't hurt though, rather people overdo it than come too close.

T_C_E

North Lower Neil said:

thai malaysia addick said:

People who overdo social distancing by allowing a gap of 20 metres

Can't hurt though, rather people overdo it than come too close.

There are some about I'd prefer 20 miles.

i_b_b_o_r_g

DHL Track and Trace -

Sa, 16.05.2020, 07:11

The shipment has arrived at the parcel center


What is the point in have a system that is capable of telling you where the parcel is, but only displaying a message that means nothing?

bolloxbolder

100s of these legal high gas canisters littering the bottom of my road, presumably tossed out of a car by ignorant youth. Subsequently smashed and moved by cars over a wide area.
 As an aside where are these being purchased from?

Dazzler21

LenGlover said:

Anything with Simon Cowell in it.

Unfortunately my wife is obsessed with those programmes so, unless I shut myself away elsewhere which she hates me doing, I have to suffer particularly under circumstances as they are. 

Why do they do this?

My other half would rather I sat on the sofa next to her, earphones in watching youtube on my phone, than let me go out for a run or play a games console?

Seriously... WHY?

cafcdave123

You can get them online and in food shops

iaitch

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

DHL Track and Trace -

Sa, 16.05.2020, 07:11

The shipment has arrived at the parcel center


What is the point in have a system that is capable of telling you where the parcel is, but only displaying a message that means nothing?

You want a message that says Dave had lobbed it across the loading bay to Mike who's dropped it and has seen the fragile sticker so is now kicking it around the car park.