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  • Covered End
    Covered End Posts: 51,991
    Lice lay nits on hair shafts close to the scalp, where the temperature is perfect for keeping warm until they hatch. ... Unless a child has many head lice, it's more common to see nits in the hair than live lice crawling on the scalp. Lice eggs hatch 1–2 weeks after they're laid.
  • McBobbin
    McBobbin Posts: 12,051
    Groooo. Just saw the nits, not the lice.
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,975
    Water infection, again
    Worst thing I’ve had when I had it, felt like I was pissing myself even when I weren’t. Really hope you get rid of it soon mate, horrible thing to have.
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    edited April 2020
    Water infection, again
    Worst thing I’ve had when I had it, felt like I was pissing myself even when I weren’t. Really hope you get rid of it soon mate, horrible thing to have.
    Cheers mate, I get a terrible dizziness and hot and cold flushes with it too. Could barely drag myself outside to give the dogs a run the last couple of days, but feel a lot better today.
  • Alwaysneil
    Alwaysneil Posts: 13,806
    Water infection, again
    Worst thing I’ve had when I had it, felt like I was pissing myself even when I weren’t. Really hope you get rid of it soon mate, horrible thing to have.
    Cheers mate, I get a terrible dizziness and hot and cold flushes with it too. Could barely drag myself outside to give the dogs a run the last couple of days, but feel a lot better today.
    Sure it’s not the menopause? 
  • Dazzler21
    Dazzler21 Posts: 51,344
    McBobbin said:
    My kids getting nits. How the fuck? Have they been infested for a month? Just had to wash the entire contents of the house and de-louse myself. I've convinced myself my wife has been seeing a tramp on her "exercise hour"
    Nits and Lice prefer cleaner hair. 

    This leads me to believe she has been seeing someone clean and crisp in her exercise hour.
  • Gobshite pseudo-journalists and politicos wanking on about 'transparency', 'exit strategy' and winding down the restrictions - largely cos they have nothing useful to contribute nor an original thought between them and guilelessly prove that all those things serve only as distractions from the one thing we all need to stick to - in short not killing thousands of innocent people through sheer self-obsessed fuckwittery.
    And I'm including Keir Starmer in that.  Two days into his new job and all he can find to say is "I'm a halfwit hypocrite with a big mouth"
    Twats all.
  • stackitsteve
    stackitsteve Posts: 12,102
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  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,225
    Yes my ribs are still aching from the comedy in them.
  • Gobshite pseudo-journalists and politicos wanking on about 'transparency', 'exit strategy' and winding down the restrictions - largely cos they have nothing useful to contribute nor an original thought between them and guilelessly prove that all those things serve only as distractions from the one thing we all need to stick to - in short not killing thousands of innocent people through sheer self-obsessed fuckwittery.
    And I'm including Keir Starmer in that.  Two days into his new job and all he can find to say is "I'm a halfwit hypocrite with a big mouth"
    Twats all.
    I tend to agree.

    My beef is with the journos at the daily briefing who seem to ask the same questions day in day out and largely get the same answers. They appear to love the sound of their own voices as they hang onto their moment for as long as possible. Never ever is a chance for a supplementary question declined as they drone on and on ... or to use Mr ST's preferred verb ... wank on and on.  :/.
      
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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Gobshite pseudo-journalists and politicos wanking on about 'transparency', 'exit strategy' and winding down the restrictions - largely cos they have nothing useful to contribute nor an original thought between them and guilelessly prove that all those things serve only as distractions from the one thing we all need to stick to - in short not killing thousands of innocent people through sheer self-obsessed fuckwittery.
    And I'm including Keir Starmer in that.  Two days into his new job and all he can find to say is "I'm a halfwit hypocrite with a big mouth"
    Twats all.
    I tend to agree.

    My beef is with the journos at the daily briefing who seem to ask the same questions day in day out and largely get the same answers. They appear to love the sound of their own voices as they hang onto their moment for as long as possible. Never ever is a chance for a supplementary question declined as they drone on and on ... or to use Mr ST's preferred verb ... wank on and on.  :/.
      
    Think the BBC News website has been carrying some weird stories and over dramatising them, there was one recently that claimed a "German zoo may have to feed animals to each other" with a photo of some young pandas playing, when you actually read the article, it explains that a zoo in Germany has a list ready, of animals that will be used if needed (may be something that it does routinely in a time like this), but it then goes on to talk about panda twins that have been a big attraction, but their fans can't see them at the moment. I can understand the BBC carrying this story if all avenues had been exhausted and the cull was imminent, but is it really necessary at this time, when people are anxious and depressed enough and before any decision has been made? 
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Martel Maxwell, the most awkward tv presenter I think I've ever watched
  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,164
    Stigma
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  • sillav nitram
    sillav nitram Posts: 10,164
    People who cycle with one hand on the handle bars and the other holding onto a dog or two on a lead.

    Irresponsible wankers.
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,596
    People who cycle with one hand on the handle bars and the other holding onto a dog or two on a lead.

    Irresponsible wankers.

    Impressive that they can still wank whilst doing all that though.
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,106
    Strong wrists.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Stigma
    You leave my mum out of it!
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    Getting plates out of the cupboard and them having water sitting on them.

    is it that hard to dry the fucking plates
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    Working from home all week whilst my furloughed family are out in the garden enjoying the sunshine. Now Saturday's come and it's my turn to enjoy the warm rays. Oh... 
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  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,849
    Opened a loaf of bread and it had two toppers at the top. 

    Bloody fuming ! 
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    My mrs eating both the heels from the plain loaf
  • MrOneLung
    MrOneLung Posts: 26,849
    People who call toppers heels ! 
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    MrOneLung said:
    People who call toppers heels ! 
    FLAG
  • cafcdave123
    cafcdave123 Posts: 11,491
    MrLargo said:
    My mrs eating both the heels from the plain loaf
    MrOneLung said:
    People who call toppers heels ! 
    What blasphemous language is this?! You mean the crust, right?
    And you, FLAG
  • MrWalker
    MrWalker Posts: 4,106
    Ears. 
    Ffs
  • Knobbys. Always and only knobbys. 
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 28,617
    Heel, the thicker, the butter.
  • charltonkeston
    charltonkeston Posts: 7,359
    Knobbys. Always and only knobbys. 
    Is this a southeast London thing? Everybody in my family has always called it the knobby. My wife from darkest Kent had never heard of it when I met her. Also people that I have worked with who are not from around these parts don’t know it by this correct name.

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