General things that Annoy you

LenGlover said:

Anything with Simon Cowell in it.

Unfortunately my wife is obsessed with those programmes so, unless I shut myself away elsewhere which she hates me doing, I have to suffer particularly under circumstances as they are. 

You are very patient Len. I can't see how forcing you to watch something you hate gives her pleasure?

Luckily my Mrs detests Cowell more than I do...  

LenGlover said:

Anything with Simon Cowell in it.

Even a prison cell? 

Should have gobbed on him/her.

The car and its engine ended up about 30m apart.
The little scrote driving was shaken but apparently not seriously injured as fiesta airbags are quite effective.
However, if I see him again, he will be seriously injured.
(But see also general things that please you)

IdleHans said:

Little twats off their faces driving at high speed through the village at 3am on Saturday.
If you look closely, you can see quite a lot of fiesta components amongst the rubble.

I was quite excited as on my phone it looks like the sign says ‘ tits and twat. Where the best costs less’ 

Over the last few years, it seems to have become customary for football pundits to refer to a football team "stringing five, six, seven, eight passes together", a striker "scoring eighteen, nineteen, twenty goals a season", the experience of "playing in front of forty, fifty, sixty thousand supporters", and so on.

It gets on my nerves a bit, but I've reluctantly accepted it as part of the evolution of language. However, Ray Houghton took it too far on Talksport yesterday, during a boring conversation about coronavirus and comparing the current times to the sacrifices people had to make during World War 2, when he referred to the conflict starting in "1939, 1940". 

World War 2 started in 1939. There's no fluidity about that. The same thing can't start twice. If you eat half a Mars Bar at 3 o'clock, and then eat the remainder at 4 o'clock, you cannot then say "I started eating that Mars Bar at 3,4 o'clock. 

Ray Houghton is extremely annoying anyway, particularly when accompanied by Danny Mills and Mark Saggers - three, four, five of the most irritating people on the airwaves.

MrLargo said:

Over the last few years, it seems to have become customary for football pundits to refer to a football team "stringing five, six, seven, eight passes together", a striker "scoring eighteen, nineteen, twenty goals a season", the experience of "playing in front of forty, fifty, sixty thousand supporters", and so on.

It gets on my nerves a bit, but I've reluctantly accepted it as part of the evolution of language. However, Ray Houghton took it too far on Talksport yesterday, during a boring conversation about coronavirus and comparing the current times to the sacrifices people had to make during World War 2, when he referred to the conflict starting in "1939, 1940". 

World War 2 started in 1939. There's no fluidity about that. The same thing can't start twice. If you eat half a Mars Bar at 3 o'clock, and then eat the remainder at 4 o'clock, you cannot then say "I started eating that Mars Bar at 3,4 o'clock. 

Ray Houghton is extremely annoying anyway, particularly when accompanied by Danny Mills and Mark Saggers - three, four, five of the most irritating people on the airwaves.

Spot on and reminds me of another annoying modern cliche when pundits refer to, for example, "yer Rooneys or yer Ronaldos" or "Yer Arsenals or yer Liverpools" like they all exist in plural

MrWalker said:

IdleHans said:

I might nip out tonight and change it

Why not take the chance to start a rival Tits and Twats business whilst they are out of action. Every cloud and all that?

Copyrighted......palarse supporters club

MrOneLung said:

'This programme was filmed prior to the introduction of social distancing'

Especially when its a repeat of Only Fools and Horses.

adverts like the AA and Funding circle that have a baby singing in them. it creeps me the fuck out. 

People who overdo social distancing by allowing a gap of 20 metres

I'm starting to think that if someone comes close enough to me that I can punch them, then I'll punch them

Gender neutral dogs??? One for you @T_C_E mate -

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

.....would love to know how a "gender neutral" dog is treated any different from any other dog

Maybe other dogs question the validity of their claimed sexuality on canine social media? 

Algarveaddick said:

i_b_b_o_r_g said:

.....would love to know how a "gender neutral" dog is treated any different from any other dog

Maybe other dogs question the validity of their claimed sexuality on canine social media? 

Definitely think dogs can be gay. Our little terrier is all over the springer and tries have it away, even thought the springer is laying down at the time, but he won't go anywhere near the girl