My ex used to call me bunny - cos she said I was nice and fluffy unless I got angry...then she'd say 'has bunny got his claws out?'
It was incredibly annoying (which she knew obviously)...but she did look like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman...so what can you do.
She did once call me it at a Millwall match - much to everyone's amusement. I went down to get some drinks at halftime, only for her to shout down as I reached the exit 'Bunny, Bunny, I'll have so e chips too, please'.
Back in the heady days of 74-75 seem to remember our cult hero going for a defensive header, missed it completely, ball caught his trailing heel, which propelled it about 50 yards or so downfield. Somehow sums up what I love about Charlton Athletic.
Many years back, I was a few drinks into a good session in the Chandos at Trafalgar Square. I was a smoker at the time and Marlboro were doing a promotion where they had foxy ladies going round the pub who took your packet of fags and replaced with a pack of Marlboro and a Marlboro Zippo. Naturally I accepted, (first emptying all but one of my pack into a coat pocket, of course), but they wanted my name for a mailing list or something. Small price to pay, I thought, so I said my surname to the highly attractive but slightly short on braincells lady. Now, many people misspell my surname, so I started to spell it - "O...R...M..." the girl repeats back "R...O...M..." I say "No, it's O, R, M" she says "R, O, M" so, now slightly irritated, I sarcastically said "Yeah, that's right, my name's Romford." She didn't bat an eyelid, just asked for my first name, so I said, (as 'Lord Melbury' did in Fawlty Towers), "Well I am Lord Romford, but people just call me Romford." and the no-brained-dollybird dutifully wrote down Lord as my first name. Name stuck, obviously. I'm generally referred to as 'Romf' by close friends.
DFT = Dave From Thamesmead, a name I used on the phone in on that old radio show on a Sunday night on Radio Thamesmead, I can't remember what is was called. I never came from Thamesmead BTW, I'm from Greenwich
Graham Tutt - Charlton keeper of the 70's. Tragically injured at Sunderland and forced to retire after damage to his sight. Was at Primary School with him (Turnham Road, Brockley).
My neice went to that school aswell.....Tutt was a good keeper and given more time would have been a great keeper.
"The flying kiwi was a TV show I used to watch as a kid plus I am half New Zealander (hence "kiwi"). I now live in Copenhagen with my Danish wife (hence "DK" - the International numberplate code for Denmark).
I've thought quite a bit about whether to explain my user name because thanks to CL I feel that I have actually become Bill Stumps, rather than it being a pseudonym. But, I have to confess it is not my real name. It is the name of a character in Dickens, who is my favourite author. Actually Bill Stumps is not so much a character as an anecdote.... but that's another story.
Don't think I've posted the reason before & yes I am/was addicted to golf.
Got divorced (first one...🤔) in 1998 & having just got into golf AND having a lot more free time I started to combine playing golf & watching CAFC. So when I joined up on here it seemed a good username.
Sadly I havent played golf for around 5 years due to health reasons but hoping to get back playing again soon.....otherwise I might have to change my username to bowlsaddick....😄.
Thanks Sporadic. Really appreciate that! Great memory AFKA. Thanks for bringing this thread back, even if it has cost me half the morning to read it! Nothing from Fanny Fanackpan or Tel yet. Would be interested in those among others.
When i was on a lads holiday in Malia in 1996, we were staying just outside the resort and had to get this clapped out bus into the strip at night. It was known as the 'Bar Tram', and the driver was this crazy Greek guy called Afkandris, who kept saying 'call me Afka man'. So it become known as Afka's Bar Tram. Wonder if he still does it.
This has blown my mind. I now see the world completely differently. Thanks for sharing, way back almost 11 years ago.
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It was incredibly annoying (which she knew obviously)...but she did look like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman...so what can you do.
She did once call me it at a Millwall match - much to everyone's amusement. I went down to get some drinks at halftime, only for her to shout down as I reached the exit 'Bunny, Bunny, I'll have so e chips too, please'.
;-)
I never came from Thamesmead BTW, I'm from Greenwich
I'm old, miserable & agit.
(Thank You though CE).
It's that simple. :-)
simple
Got divorced (first one...🤔) in 1998 & having just got into golf AND having a lot more free time I started to combine playing golf & watching CAFC. So when I joined up on here it seemed a good username.
Sadly I havent played golf for around 5 years due to health reasons but hoping to get back playing again soon.....otherwise I might have to change my username to bowlsaddick....😄.