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The bar lady enigma
Dave2l
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Long story short, I have a strong affection for a nice blonde haired lady who works behind a bar. (It's not actually a long story. That's pretty much it)
I quite like the fact that she appears to be rather normal. My instinct tells me she is also most likely to be a student.
Not gonna beat around the bush, but me and her do already kind of fancy each other, and at this point, all I can do is completely mess it up.
Potential chat up line...
"The masters is really good, isn't it"
"Charlton are gana absolutely destroy....whoever the hell we are playing against tomorrow"
"Can you give my online dating account ....a good direct honest review" (pass my phone over)
"Why the hell is the kitchen shut on this mad Friday night. I wanted a pub curry!"
Any suggestions?
I quite like the fact that she appears to be rather normal. My instinct tells me she is also most likely to be a student.
Not gonna beat around the bush, but me and her do already kind of fancy each other, and at this point, all I can do is completely mess it up.
Potential chat up line...
"The masters is really good, isn't it"
"Charlton are gana absolutely destroy....whoever the hell we are playing against tomorrow"
"Can you give my online dating account ....a good direct honest review" (pass my phone over)
"Why the hell is the kitchen shut on this mad Friday night. I wanted a pub curry!"
Any suggestions?
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Do you come here often?4
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Some sort of pun about the head on your beer.1
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A half of mild please luv0
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"What's your Charlton Life name?"7
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I actually married my golf club bar lady, as we became friends she made me aware of how much I was actually drinking, playing golf 4/5 days a week sometimes more, and of course plenty of drinks in the 19th, my health became a problem and she helped me through it and here we are now, years later happy healthy with a son. Good luck.27
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So she was moaning about how much you drink before you’d even started going out with her?!48
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"I find your cleavage rather intimidating ....and I also f*cking hate palace"
Will probably be enough2 -
"What do you do when you're not working here?"Dave2l said:Long story short, I have a strong affection for a nice blonde haired lady who works behind a bar. (It's not actually a long story. That's pretty much it)
I quite like the fact that she appears to be rather normal. My instinct tells me she is also most likely to be a student.
Not gonna beat around the bush, but me and her do already kind of fancy each other, and at this point, all I can do is completely mess it up.
Potential chat up line...
"The masters is really good, isn't it"
"Charlton are gana absolutely destroy....whoever the hell we are playing against tomorrow"
"Can you give my online dating account ....a good direct honest review" (pass my phone over)
"Why the hell is the kitchen shut on this mad Friday night. I wanted a pub curry!"
Any suggestions?
It's about her not you.
If she says "hanging out with my bodybuilder boyfriend" then you know it's a "no"
If it's anything else other than watching Palace or Millwall then the response is "that sounds interesting, I'd like to have a go at that" or "tell me more"12 -
Yes, ask her questions about herself.
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Thread's got potential....31
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Get her to touch your shirt and ask her what it's made of.
When she replies cotton, you say 'boyfriend material'.17 -
“What sort of highlights should I have? My Nan says…”
No?9 -
Ignore Captain Sensible, make a joke about her breasts and order a pint of milk. She’ll love thatHenry Irving said:
"What do you do when you're not working here?"Dave2l said:Long story short, I have a strong affection for a nice blonde haired lady who works behind a bar. (It's not actually a long story. That's pretty much it)
I quite like the fact that she appears to be rather normal. My instinct tells me she is also most likely to be a student.
Not gonna beat around the bush, but me and her do already kind of fancy each other, and at this point, all I can do is completely mess it up.
Potential chat up line...
"The masters is really good, isn't it"
"Charlton are gana absolutely destroy....whoever the hell we are playing against tomorrow"
"Can you give my online dating account ....a good direct honest review" (pass my phone over)
"Why the hell is the kitchen shut on this mad Friday night. I wanted a pub curry!"
Any suggestions?
It's about her not you.
If she says "hanging out with my bodybuilder boyfriend" then you know it's a "no"
If it's anything else other than watching Palace or Millwall then the response is "that sounds interesting, I'd like to have a go at that" or "tell me more"51 -
Just whack your cock out on the bar. If she's interested, that'll do it.26
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Can't wait for some Ambrose words of wisdom ..... even the older, more boring version of Ambrose.Leroy Ambrose said:Thread's got potential....
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Once was working in a bar where someone did that to the girl that was on shift with me, she swiftly grabbed the baseball bat we kept for ‘security’ and used it like a meat tenderiser 😆Leroy Ambrose said:Just whack your cock out on the bar. If she's interested, that'll do it.9 -
LOL - Ambrose is back!Leroy Ambrose said:Just whack your cock out on the bar. If she's interested, that'll do it.3 -
BACK IN'T GAMEOff_it said:
LOL - Ambrose is back!Leroy Ambrose said:Just whack your cock out on the bar. If she's interested, that'll do it.3 -
Next time take a bit of tarmac with you and put it on the bar. “Pint of Stella please treacle. Oh, and one for the road”18
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I spend time with my sisterHenry Irving said:
"What do you do when you're not working here?"Dave2l said:Long story short, I have a strong affection for a nice blonde haired lady who works behind a bar. (It's not actually a long story. That's pretty much it)
I quite like the fact that she appears to be rather normal. My instinct tells me she is also most likely to be a student.
Not gonna beat around the bush, but me and her do already kind of fancy each other, and at this point, all I can do is completely mess it up.
Potential chat up line...
"The masters is really good, isn't it"
"Charlton are gana absolutely destroy....whoever the hell we are playing against tomorrow"
"Can you give my online dating account ....a good direct honest review" (pass my phone over)
"Why the hell is the kitchen shut on this mad Friday night. I wanted a pub curry!"
Any suggestions?
It's about her not you.
If she says "hanging out with my bodybuilder boyfriend" then you know it's a "no"
If it's anything else other than watching Palace or Millwall then the response is "that sounds interesting, I'd like to have a go at that" or "tell me more"
id like to have a go on that
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As a man working in a bar, honestly, there's 3 things to avoid asking her.
The first one is "so what's your real job". Bartending is a profession in its own right, not just something people do whilst studying. Don't make that assumption.
The second one is "what's your favourite cocktail" as a pickup line. Chances are, if she's worked in a bar for more than 6 months, it's a triple of scotch or another spirit, neat, with a cigarette.
The third one, is don't be lulled in by compliments initially, most bar girls will flirt to high heaven to get tips. Make sure the interest is genuine first6 -
This could be a bad sign,
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Shall I buy a hat?4
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Ask her if she would.like a large stiff one for the road0
