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Sex in Public. OK or Not OK?
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Just to add, we have a little kids playground on our street, that has parents and their toddlers or slightly older kids playing alone after school.
On that occasion an enthusiastic couple, were 'exercising', in full view and earshot of the playground. I'd heard them but went out shopping and when I came back 3-4 hours later they were still 'busy'.
I could hear the joys of spring even with the car windows closed. I called old bill. To say they responded like it was a jewellery heist is an understatement.
A police transit van pulled up alongside the car and they knocked on the window.
It was a full few minutes before a bloke got out of the back and then another bloke got out of the car.... followed eventually by two women and then the officer's had quite a few words, before they sent them away with their tails between somebody's legs. Pretty sure the officers had a few laughs down the station.3 -
Carter said:So me and @Stu_of_Kunming are good pals, its fair to say I have a lot of fondness for the man as does anyone who has met him, he is prepared to let's say get in the trenches on a night out
Anyway he had come to help me DJ one new years eve, beer was drunk I think there was even a bit of a skirmish at one point with some locals, we went back to my bachelor pad and wound the night down as young men do, with weed and booze. Booze being Sainsbury own brand brandy. Fast forward not that long and my man is suffering, he is out in the garden bent double dry heaving having mixed some particularly potent green plant with a lot of booze so I did what I knew needed to be done. He had to rid his body of this demon, this poison.
So one of my fingers went up my arse to about the first knuckle then under Stueys nose. Hey presto, he was rid of the demon and we stood over its body disguised as am alarming amount of vomit and smight its ruin
The next day there were 3 cats feasting on the fetid pat which is something I'd never seen before, turns out it was because of the cod and chips he has lined his tummy with earlier on before coming out
I miss those days man4 -
Compacting newly picked cotton, you've got 10 minutes to jump in a cotton full cage untill the harvester arrives again with a fresh load (same colour).
One jump lead to another, the field is in the middle of nowhere so not very public we thought, Untill interrupted by the cheers and claps... kibbutzniks...
It was very ok though...0 -
Stu_of_Kunming said:ValleyOfTears said:...someone's sister/daughter/niece/mother!/wife!/friend and it becomes quite serious. Or the bloke is someone in good standing with the community and now is a filthy pervert. I do hope they are punished with the full force of the law.
Yeah, it’s a bit weird but it’s hardly crime of the century.3 -
AddicksAddict said:ValleyOfTears said:Without wishing to be Barbara Woodhouse 2.0
This guy should be arrested as any other exhibitionist would. Anyone on here with daughters might like to consider them innocently walking home and confronted by this kind of stuff. Does that change the dynamic enough for you? These kind of threads bring out the double standards in us all. It is all a big laugh... Until we discover the identity of the woman is
Even more of a twat. Why couldn’t anyone’s sons be upset by seeing that?Even, even more of a twat. Why is the woman’s identity important but not the man’s? And who said the other person was a man anyway?
The rest of your post however is simply performing to the virtue-signalling woke gallery. Zzzzzzz. Yawn.0 -
SoundAsa£ said:Way back in my late teens I was parked up in my mini in the car park behind The Plaza Cinema in Catford with a young married lass ….it was a very cold night and the windows were well and truly steamed up.
Suddenly there was a loud bang on the window and a torch light was being flashed around.
We both froze and then I cleared a window a little to see a copper standing there.
Leaning over I rolled down the passenger side window a touch and the conversation went something along these lines.
”No need to ask what you’re up to, I’m going to charge you both with public indecency.”
With that the girl burst into tears, petrified of the possible consequences and blurted out that she was married and couldn’t ever live it down. There was a moment’s silence and then I couldn’t believe my ears.
“Ok I’ll let you off providing I’m next.”
I looked at the girl and we both realised there was nothing else for it.
I hurriedly got my trousers and pants back on and stepped out of the car. I was shaking like a leaf.
”Why are you trembling like that.”
”Well……..I’ve never fucked a copper before.”1 -
ValleyOfTears said:Stu_of_Kunming said:ValleyOfTears said:...someone's sister/daughter/niece/mother!/wife!/friend and it becomes quite serious. Or the bloke is someone in good standing with the community and now is a filthy pervert. I do hope they are punished with the full force of the law.
Yeah, it’s a bit weird but it’s hardly crime of the century.
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KiwiValley said:ValleyOfTears said:Stu_of_Kunming said:ValleyOfTears said:...someone's sister/daughter/niece/mother!/wife!/friend and it becomes quite serious. Or the bloke is someone in good standing with the community and now is a filthy pervert. I do hope they are punished with the full force of the law.
Yeah, it’s a bit weird but it’s hardly crime of the century.
I would say that sleeping with a married person ....is morally reprehensible actually. I do hope Nick Hancock is reading!
I wouldn't say subjective. I think the 10 Commandments are clear enough for everyone. There are many warped individuals in this age who try and promote everything that denies the 10 commandments. Even if they are enshrined in law they are still wrong.0 -
ValleyOfTears said:KiwiValley said:ValleyOfTears said:Stu_of_Kunming said:ValleyOfTears said:...someone's sister/daughter/niece/mother!/wife!/friend and it becomes quite serious. Or the bloke is someone in good standing with the community and now is a filthy pervert. I do hope they are punished with the full force of the law.
Yeah, it’s a bit weird but it’s hardly crime of the century.
I would say that sleeping with a married person ....is morally reprehensible actually. I do hope Nick Hancock is reading!
I wouldn't say subjective. I think the 10 Commandments are clear enough for everyone. There are many warped individuals in this age who try and promote everything that denies the 10 commandments. Even if they are enshrined in law they are still wrong.4 -
ValleyOfTears said:KiwiValley said:ValleyOfTears said:Stu_of_Kunming said:ValleyOfTears said:...someone's sister/daughter/niece/mother!/wife!/friend and it becomes quite serious. Or the bloke is someone in good standing with the community and now is a filthy pervert. I do hope they are punished with the full force of the law.
Yeah, it’s a bit weird but it’s hardly crime of the century.
I would say that sleeping with a married person ....is morally reprehensible actually. I do hope Nick Hancock is reading!
I wouldn't say subjective. I think the 10 Commandments are clear enough for everyone. There are many warped individuals in this age who try and promote everything that denies the 10 commandments. Even if they are enshrined in law they are still wrong.1 - Sponsored links:
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ValleyOfTears said:KiwiValley said:ValleyOfTears said:Stu_of_Kunming said:ValleyOfTears said:...someone's sister/daughter/niece/mother!/wife!/friend and it becomes quite serious. Or the bloke is someone in good standing with the community and now is a filthy pervert. I do hope they are punished with the full force of the law.
Yeah, it’s a bit weird but it’s hardly crime of the century.
I would say that sleeping with a married person ....is morally reprehensible actually. I do hope Nick Hancock is reading!
I wouldn't say subjective. I think the 10 Commandments are clear enough for everyone. There are many warped individuals in this age who try and promote everything that denies the 10 commandments. Even if they are enshrined in law they are still wrong.8 -
ValleyOfTears said:KiwiValley said:ValleyOfTears said:Stu_of_Kunming said:ValleyOfTears said:...someone's sister/daughter/niece/mother!/wife!/friend and it becomes quite serious. Or the bloke is someone in good standing with the community and now is a filthy pervert. I do hope they are punished with the full force of the law.
Yeah, it’s a bit weird but it’s hardly crime of the century.
I would say that sleeping with a married person ....is morally reprehensible actually. I do hope Nick Hancock is reading!
I wouldn't say subjective. I think the 10 Commandments are clear enough for everyone. There are many warped individuals in this age who try and promote everything that denies the 10 commandments. Even if they are enshrined in law they are still wrong.0 -
Many moons ago 6 lads 2 girls aged 18 from Gloucester set off on the train to watch Tranmere v Charlton. On the way back we asked a train guard what platform for the train to Gloucester he pointed over to a platform so we all jumped on the train. Asked a passenger what time does the train arrive back to Gloucester he said this train goes to Derby. Oh fxxk we are in trouble now. Arrives at Derby goes to the guard office to explain that there guard put us on the wrong train and now there no trains back. So they said they would put us all up in a hotel as it was there guards fault. All excited thinking this was going to fun. But no because we all brought kids tickets we couldn't stay but British rail paid for 2 taxis back. Me my mate embro and 2 girls in the taxi. We'll we decided to have a £5 bet who could go far with the girl. I will never forget it. There was a big boxing match on. So we asked the taxi driver to turn it up. My mate was having a proper rummage around downstairs.
while looking at me smiling knowing the girl I'm with is having none of it. Next thing he's giving her the best 29 seconds of her life and that includes the cigarette. Even the Taxi driver watching now. It was just bizarre. And being the best man at his wedding I decided was the right time to give him the £5 that he won5 -
ValleyOfTears said:Stu_of_Kunming said:ValleyOfTears said:...someone's sister/daughter/niece/mother!/wife!/friend and it becomes quite serious. Or the bloke is someone in good standing with the community and now is a filthy pervert. I do hope they are punished with the full force of the law.
Yeah, it’s a bit weird but it’s hardly crime of the century.
Interesting interpretation of the bible and, as with so many things in the bible, completely out of date!1 -
ValleyOfTears said:Stu_of_Kunming said:ValleyOfTears said:...someone's sister/daughter/niece/mother!/wife!/friend and it becomes quite serious. Or the bloke is someone in good standing with the community and now is a filthy pervert. I do hope they are punished with the full force of the law.
Yeah, it’s a bit weird but it’s hardly crime of the century.
We all know your views because you've spouted them so much on here. It was predictable you'd hate this thread so how about not opening it rather than coming on here spouting your 1400's views on morality, women and abortion all over again. No one wants to hear your fundamentalism, you aren't going to convert anyone here. Just do one.
I find its generally insecure weak men who spout this kind of shit because they are wishing back to a time when men held all the power purely because of their gender rather than having to actually earn it.9 -
This thread would not be complete without Frankie Boyle's Dogging Monologue.
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ValleyOfTears said:KiwiValley said:ValleyOfTears said:Stu_of_Kunming said:ValleyOfTears said:...someone's sister/daughter/niece/mother!/wife!/friend and it becomes quite serious. Or the bloke is someone in good standing with the community and now is a filthy pervert. I do hope they are punished with the full force of the law.
Yeah, it’s a bit weird but it’s hardly crime of the century.
I would say that sleeping with a married person ....is morally reprehensible actually. I do hope Nick Hancock is reading!
I wouldn't say subjective. I think the 10 Commandments are clear enough for everyone. There are many warped individuals in this age who try and promote everything that denies the 10 commandments. Even if they are enshrined in law they are still wrong.2 -
Frankie Boyle is fucking hilarious!
Just thought that needed to be said.0 -
ValleyOfTears said:SoundAsa£ said:Way back in my late teens I was parked up in my mini in the car park behind The Plaza Cinema in Catford with a young married lass ….it was a very cold night and the windows were well and truly steamed up.
Suddenly there was a loud bang on the window and a torch light was being flashed around.
We both froze and then I cleared a window a little to see a copper standing there.
Leaning over I rolled down the passenger side window a touch and the conversation went something along these lines.
”No need to ask what you’re up to, I’m going to charge you both with public indecency.”
With that the girl burst into tears, petrified of the possible consequences and blurted out that she was married and couldn’t ever live it down. There was a moment’s silence and then I couldn’t believe my ears.
“Ok I’ll let you off providing I’m next.”
I looked at the girl and we both realised there was nothing else for it.
I hurriedly got my trousers and pants back on and stepped out of the car. I was shaking like a leaf.
”Why are you trembling like that.”
”Well……..I’ve never fucked a copper before.”3 -
Stuart_the_Red said:ValleyOfTears said:Stu_of_Kunming said:ValleyOfTears said:...someone's sister/daughter/niece/mother!/wife!/friend and it becomes quite serious. Or the bloke is someone in good standing with the community and now is a filthy pervert. I do hope they are punished with the full force of the law.
Yeah, it’s a bit weird but it’s hardly crime of the century.
Interesting interpretation of the bible and, as with so many things in the bible, completely out of date!
"If you dance with a crocodile, don't be surprised when the music stops".0 - Sponsored links:
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cantersaddick said:ValleyOfTears said:Stu_of_Kunming said:ValleyOfTears said:...someone's sister/daughter/niece/mother!/wife!/friend and it becomes quite serious. Or the bloke is someone in good standing with the community and now is a filthy pervert. I do hope they are punished with the full force of the law.
Yeah, it’s a bit weird but it’s hardly crime of the century.
We all know your views because you've spouted them so much on here. It was predictable you'd hate this thread so how about not opening it rather than coming on here spouting your 1400's views on morality, women and abortion all over again. No one wants to hear your fundamentalism, you aren't going to convert anyone here. Just do one.
I find its generally insecure weak men who spout this kind of shit because they are wishing back to a time when men held all the power purely because of their gender rather than having to actually earn it.0 -
Todds_right_hook said:ValleyOfTears said:KiwiValley said:ValleyOfTears said:Stu_of_Kunming said:ValleyOfTears said:...someone's sister/daughter/niece/mother!/wife!/friend and it becomes quite serious. Or the bloke is someone in good standing with the community and now is a filthy pervert. I do hope they are punished with the full force of the law.
Yeah, it’s a bit weird but it’s hardly crime of the century.
I would say that sleeping with a married person ....is morally reprehensible actually. I do hope Nick Hancock is reading!
I wouldn't say subjective. I think the 10 Commandments are clear enough for everyone. There are many warped individuals in this age who try and promote everything that denies the 10 commandments. Even if they are enshrined in law they are still wrong.0 -
holyjo said:ValleyOfTears said:KiwiValley said:ValleyOfTears said:Stu_of_Kunming said:ValleyOfTears said:...someone's sister/daughter/niece/mother!/wife!/friend and it becomes quite serious. Or the bloke is someone in good standing with the community and now is a filthy pervert. I do hope they are punished with the full force of the law.
Yeah, it’s a bit weird but it’s hardly crime of the century.
I would say that sleeping with a married person ....is morally reprehensible actually. I do hope Nick Hancock is reading!
I wouldn't say subjective. I think the 10 Commandments are clear enough for everyone. There are many warped individuals in this age who try and promote everything that denies the 10 commandments. Even if they are enshrined in law they are still wrong.
I am mindful of the dangers however of "taking the text out of the context to create a pretext" which is what many people do who treat sacred scripture as a sort of tombola game. Or Dipping in and out and forming a rather peculiar offbeam theology.0 -
Bye VOT. Sad to see you go #Not2
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KiwiValley said:ValleyOfTears said:KiwiValley said:ValleyOfTears said:Stu_of_Kunming said:ValleyOfTears said:...someone's sister/daughter/niece/mother!/wife!/friend and it becomes quite serious. Or the bloke is someone in good standing with the community and now is a filthy pervert. I do hope they are punished with the full force of the law.
Yeah, it’s a bit weird but it’s hardly crime of the century.
I would say that sleeping with a married person ....is morally reprehensible actually. I do hope Nick Hancock is reading!
I wouldn't say subjective. I think the 10 Commandments are clear enough for everyone. There are many warped individuals in this age who try and promote everything that denies the 10 commandments. Even if they are enshrined in law they are still wrong.
It really is scraping the barrel. You have the option of reading of the life of a recent saint (all saints have a past and all sinners have a future!) With 80 years of evidence to go by and the fruits of that work that continues around the world today.
But no, some forgettable desperate hack called Matt Bradley prints a poorly written hitpiece on M Teresa (anything to get noticed!) And all those who feed off anything that has no worth descend on the story and fire it out everywhere they can as if it was a canonical text.
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Many years ago I was playing for my old cricket team - by this stage we'd been kicked out of our home ground by the football section so on Sundays we were a travelling team.
On one occasion we were playing at Greenwich Park - no idea who it was against but it was a warm and sunny day with plenty of people enjoying themselves in the park.
We batted first (badly, probably) and had the glorious sight of seeing Terry Waite, recently released from captivity in Beirut, out walking his dogs and stopping to watch our match (as I commented to a colleague: "Why is he watching us bat? You'd have thought he's suffered enough in recent years").
After the innings break we were getting ready to resume the match. I was going to be bowling the first over and as were setting the field on the leg side we spotted something interesting. A couple had been lying on the grass next to each other not far beyond the boundary but now she had got up and was kneeling astride him, gently bobbing up and down. I looked at my captain, he looked at me, and both nodded. I then went and had a word with the opening batsman:
"Hiya. Have a look over at the mid-wicket boundary ... what can you see? What do you reckon's going on?"
After he'd concurred with our initial analysis of the situation I then said:
"If I bowl a couple of leg-stump half-volleys do you fancy trying to hit them?"
There are times when you don't mind being carted for boundaries over mid-wicket.
The couple soon moved
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Has to be a no, unless it's me and then it's worth a watch.0
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Briston_Addick said:Many years ago I was playing for my old cricket team - by this stage we'd been kicked out of our home ground by the football section so on Sundays we were a travelling team.
On one occasion we were playing at Greenwich Park - no idea who it was against but it was a warm and sunny day with plenty of people enjoying themselves in the park.
We batted first (badly, probably) and had the glorious sight of seeing Terry Waite, recently released from captivity in Beirut, out walking his dogs and stopping to watch our match (as I commented to a colleague: "Why is he watching us bat? You'd have thought he's suffered enough in recent years").
After the innings break we were getting ready to resume the match. I was going to be bowling the first over and as were setting the field on the leg side we spotted something interesting. A couple had been lying on the grass next to each other not far beyond the boundary but now she had got up and was kneeling astride him, gently bobbing up and down. I looked at my captain, he looked at me, and both nodded. I then went and had a word with the opening batsman:
"Hiya. Have a look over at the mid-wicket boundary ... what can you see? What do you reckon's going on?"
After he'd concurred with our initial analysis of the situation I then said:
"If I bowl a couple of leg-stump half-volleys do you fancy trying to hit them?"
There are times when you don't mind being carted for boundaries over mid-wicket.
The couple soon moved
“Has Leaburn scored yet”?1 -
SoundAsa£ said:Briston_Addick said:Many years ago I was playing for my old cricket team - by this stage we'd been kicked out of our home ground by the football section so on Sundays we were a travelling team.
On one occasion we were playing at Greenwich Park - no idea who it was against but it was a warm and sunny day with plenty of people enjoying themselves in the park.
We batted first (badly, probably) and had the glorious sight of seeing Terry Waite, recently released from captivity in Beirut, out walking his dogs and stopping to watch our match (as I commented to a colleague: "Why is he watching us bat? You'd have thought he's suffered enough in recent years").
After the innings break we were getting ready to resume the match. I was going to be bowling the first over and as were setting the field on the leg side we spotted something interesting. A couple had been lying on the grass next to each other not far beyond the boundary but now she had got up and was kneeling astride him, gently bobbing up and down. I looked at my captain, he looked at me, and both nodded. I then went and had a word with the opening batsman:
"Hiya. Have a look over at the mid-wicket boundary ... what can you see? What do you reckon's going on?"
After he'd concurred with our initial analysis of the situation I then said:
"If I bowl a couple of leg-stump half-volleys do you fancy trying to hit them?"
There are times when you don't mind being carted for boundaries over mid-wicket.
The couple soon moved
“Has Leaburn scored yet”?0