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  • AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    If you can’t or don’t want to access Facebook, just search for Elon Musk bellend. 

  • GisappointedGisappointed
    I'm looking at pics of Charli XCX. I think I want to tune my radio in.
  • AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    I asked someone how deep the ford was, he said about an inch, so I drove in and flooded the engine. I was fuming. "How can you say it's only an inch?". "Well, it only comes up that far on the ducks!".
  • AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    When is a door not a door?

    When it's a ajar.
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  • Hal1xHal1x
    edited March 11
    MrOneLung said:
    AddicksAddict said:
    When is a door not a door?

    When it's a ajar.
    and there it is folks, the winner of the older joke on this (and the original) thread.
    what island was the person who lolled it living on for 170 plus years. Either that or they are eight.
  • StigStig
    MrOneLung said:
    AddicksAddict said:
    When is a door not a door?

    When it's a ajar.
    and there it is folks, the winner of the older joke on this (and the original) thread.
    I believe this is probably the first joke that I ever had to have explained to me. It was no laughing matter back then either.
  • LargeAddickLargeAddick
    I explained to my doctor that I kept thinking I was a piece of luggage. He said he’d never heard of a case like it.
  • AshersAshers
    We must have the same doctor. I explained that I kept thinking I was a pair of curtains. He said that I should pull myself together.
  • Hal1xHal1x
    edited March 11
    I went to my Doc last week and said to him "Doctor I think Im Invisible!", he said that he couldn't see me.
  • better red than deadbetter red than dead
    These jokes are so lame they need a wheelchair.
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  • AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    Doctor, doctor, I think I’ve caught poetry.

    Don’t worry. I used to have a case of short stories.

    When?

    Oh, once upon a time.
  • AddicksAddictAddicksAddict
    I always wanted to be a Gregorian monk.

    But I never got the chants. 
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  • StigStig
    edited March 17
    ⬆️ Bit weird. Am I being drawn into someone else's conspiracy theory have I just invented one of my own?
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