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  • T_C_E
    T_C_E Posts: 16,589
    Loving a bit of a cuddle from my boys, but then my mind drifted to first thing this morning! 😳🫣😂

  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,962

    I always used to chuckle in the fact that local lad Steve Davis was known as Mr Boring - despite winning 6 World Championships, 6 UK Championships, and 3 Masters titles for a total of 15 Triple Crown titles.  I mean, let's face it we can't all be Mr Personality plus.

    However, I was reminded in yesterday's Daily Mirror that he had an affair with a 19 year old dancer Cheree Palla who said they had sex 7 times a night and she called him the King of the Bedroom.

    I also learnt that since leaving his wife and retiring from playing snooker he has co-founded the Electro Group the Utopia Strong - producing 4 albums.   He has subsequently performed at Glastonbury and supported Blur at Wembley Stadium.

    Having started off practising snooker in a dark room for eight hours a day and ended up playing Glastonbury DJing.  He said “You just don’t know what is going to happen”.

    Well I tell you what happened to me fellow bore.  None of the above!

  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 30,181

    I always used to chuckle in the fact that local lad Steve Davis was known as Mr Boring - despite winning 6 World Championships, 6 UK Championships, and 3 Masters titles for a total of 15 Triple Crown titles.  I mean, let's face it we can't all be Mr Personality plus.

    However, I was reminded in yesterday's Daily Mirror that he had an affair with a 19 year old dancer Cheree Palla who said they had sex 7 times a night and she called him the King of the Bedroom.

    I also learnt that since leaving his wife and retiring from playing snooker he has co-founded the Electro Group the Utopia Strong - producing 4 albums.   He has subsequently performed at Glastonbury and supported Blur at Wembley Stadium.

    Having started off practising snooker in a dark room for eight hours a day and ended up playing Glastonbury DJing.  He said “You just don’t know what is going to happen”.

    Well I tell you what happened to me fellow bore.  None of the above!

    7 times, amazing what putting a bit of blue chalk on the end of your tip can do.
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 15,089

     they had sex 7 times a night and she called him the King of the Bedroom.


    He's a charlton fan so this is standard behaviour.
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 8,022

    I always used to chuckle in the fact that local lad Steve Davis was known as Mr Boring - despite winning 6 World Championships, 6 UK Championships, and 3 Masters titles for a total of 15 Triple Crown titles.  I mean, let's face it we can't all be Mr Personality plus.

    However, I was reminded in yesterday's Daily Mirror that he had an affair with a 19 year old dancer Cheree Palla who said they had sex 7 times a night and she called him the King of the Bedroom.

    I also learnt that since leaving his wife and retiring from playing snooker he has co-founded the Electro Group the Utopia Strong - producing 4 albums.   He has subsequently performed at Glastonbury and supported Blur at Wembley Stadium.

    Having started off practising snooker in a dark room for eight hours a day and ended up playing Glastonbury DJing.  He said “You just don’t know what is going to happen”.

    Well I tell you what happened to me fellow bore.  None of the above!

    He went for the pink and the brown. 
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 30,181

    I always used to chuckle in the fact that local lad Steve Davis was known as Mr Boring - despite winning 6 World Championships, 6 UK Championships, and 3 Masters titles for a total of 15 Triple Crown titles.  I mean, let's face it we can't all be Mr Personality plus.

    However, I was reminded in yesterday's Daily Mirror that he had an affair with a 19 year old dancer Cheree Palla who said they had sex 7 times a night and she called him the King of the Bedroom.

    I also learnt that since leaving his wife and retiring from playing snooker he has co-founded the Electro Group the Utopia Strong - producing 4 albums.   He has subsequently performed at Glastonbury and supported Blur at Wembley Stadium.

    Having started off practising snooker in a dark room for eight hours a day and ended up playing Glastonbury DJing.  He said “You just don’t know what is going to happen”.

    Well I tell you what happened to me fellow bore.  None of the above!

    He went for the pink and the brown. 
    Probably popped a blue for him to go all night at his age.
  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,624

    I always used to chuckle in the fact that local lad Steve Davis was known as Mr Boring - despite winning 6 World Championships, 6 UK Championships, and 3 Masters titles for a total of 15 Triple Crown titles.  I mean, let's face it we can't all be Mr Personality plus.

    However, I was reminded in yesterday's Daily Mirror that he had an affair with a 19 year old dancer Cheree Palla who said they had sex 7 times a night and she called him the King of the Bedroom.

    I also learnt that since leaving his wife and retiring from playing snooker he has co-founded the Electro Group the Utopia Strong - producing 4 albums.   He has subsequently performed at Glastonbury and supported Blur at Wembley Stadium.

    Having started off practising snooker in a dark room for eight hours a day and ended up playing Glastonbury DJing.  He said “You just don’t know what is going to happen”.

    Well I tell you what happened to me fellow bore.  None of the above!

    He went for the pink and the brown. 
    🎶 Are you Mehmet in disguise... 🎶 😂
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 22,085

    I always used to chuckle in the fact that local lad Steve Davis was known as Mr Boring - despite winning 6 World Championships, 6 UK Championships, and 3 Masters titles for a total of 15 Triple Crown titles.  I mean, let's face it we can't all be Mr Personality plus.

    However, I was reminded in yesterday's Daily Mirror that he had an affair with a 19 year old dancer Cheree Palla who said they had sex 7 times a night and she called him the King of the Bedroom.

    I also learnt that since leaving his wife and retiring from playing snooker he has co-founded the Electro Group the Utopia Strong - producing 4 albums.   He has subsequently performed at Glastonbury and supported Blur at Wembley Stadium.

    Having started off practising snooker in a dark room for eight hours a day and ended up playing Glastonbury DJing.  He said “You just don’t know what is going to happen”.

    Well I tell you what happened to me fellow bore.  None of the above!

    7 times, amazing what putting a bit of blue chalk on the end of your tip can do.
    I bet he needed a long rest afterwards
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,733
    Going to bed in Essex and waking up in Lancashire (according to the Manchester Evening News).

  • soapboxsam
    soapboxsam Posts: 23,915

    I always used to chuckle in the fact that local lad Steve Davis was known as Mr Boring - despite winning 6 World Championships, 6 UK Championships, and 3 Masters titles for a total of 15 Triple Crown titles.  I mean, let's face it we can't all be Mr Personality plus.

    However, I was reminded in yesterday's Daily Mirror that he had an affair with a 19 year old dancer Cheree Palla who said they had sex 7 times a night and she called him the King of the Bedroom.

    I also learnt that since leaving his wife and retiring from playing snooker he has co-founded the Electro Group the Utopia Strong - producing 4 albums.   He has subsequently performed at Glastonbury and supported Blur at Wembley Stadium.

    Having started off practising snooker in a dark room for eight hours a day and ended up playing Glastonbury DJing.  He said “You just don’t know what is going to happen”.

    Well I tell you what happened to me fellow bore.  None of the above!

    7 times, amazing what putting a bit of blue chalk on the end of your tip can do
    I'm jealous of the Ginger genius's extension which impressed Cheree Palla back in the day.

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  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,617
    Did she have a decent rack?
  • CaptainRobbo
    CaptainRobbo Posts: 2,005
    iaitch said:
    Did she have a decent rack?
    See for yourself



  • NorthheathAddick
    NorthheathAddick Posts: 4,148
    iaitch said:
    Did she have a decent rack?
    See for yourself



    Now that’s definitely somewhere to rest your cue 
  • guinnessaddick
    guinnessaddick Posts: 30,181
    iaitch said:
    Did she have a decent rack?
    See for yourself



    Now that’s definitely somewhere to rest your cue 
    Screw back so your balls are on the cushion.
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,962
    edited May 13
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