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Loving a bit of a cuddle from my boys, but then my mind drifted to first thing this morning! 😳🫣😂
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I always used to chuckle in the fact that local lad Steve Davis was known as Mr Boring - despite winning 6 World Championships, 6 UK Championships, and 3 Masters titles for a total of 15 Triple Crown titles. I mean, let's face it we can't all be Mr Personality plus.
However, I was reminded in yesterday's Daily Mirror that he had an affair with a 19 year old dancer Cheree Palla who said they had sex 7 times a night and she called him the King of the Bedroom.
I also learnt that since leaving his wife and retiring from playing snooker he has co-founded the Electro Group the Utopia Strong - producing 4 albums. He has subsequently performed at Glastonbury and supported Blur at Wembley Stadium.
Having started off practising snooker in a dark room for eight hours a day and ended up playing Glastonbury DJing. He said “You just don’t know what is going to happen”.
Well I tell you what happened to me fellow bore. None of the above!
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7 times, amazing what putting a bit of blue chalk on the end of your tip can do.Raith_C_Chattonell said:I always used to chuckle in the fact that local lad Steve Davis was known as Mr Boring - despite winning 6 World Championships, 6 UK Championships, and 3 Masters titles for a total of 15 Triple Crown titles. I mean, let's face it we can't all be Mr Personality plus.
However, I was reminded in yesterday's Daily Mirror that he had an affair with a 19 year old dancer Cheree Palla who said they had sex 7 times a night and she called him the King of the Bedroom.
I also learnt that since leaving his wife and retiring from playing snooker he has co-founded the Electro Group the Utopia Strong - producing 4 albums. He has subsequently performed at Glastonbury and supported Blur at Wembley Stadium.
Having started off practising snooker in a dark room for eight hours a day and ended up playing Glastonbury DJing. He said “You just don’t know what is going to happen”.
Well I tell you what happened to me fellow bore. None of the above!
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He's a charlton fan so this is standard behaviour.Raith_C_Chattonell said:they had sex 7 times a night and she called him the King of the Bedroom.
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He went for the pink and the brown.Raith_C_Chattonell said:I always used to chuckle in the fact that local lad Steve Davis was known as Mr Boring - despite winning 6 World Championships, 6 UK Championships, and 3 Masters titles for a total of 15 Triple Crown titles. I mean, let's face it we can't all be Mr Personality plus.
However, I was reminded in yesterday's Daily Mirror that he had an affair with a 19 year old dancer Cheree Palla who said they had sex 7 times a night and she called him the King of the Bedroom.
I also learnt that since leaving his wife and retiring from playing snooker he has co-founded the Electro Group the Utopia Strong - producing 4 albums. He has subsequently performed at Glastonbury and supported Blur at Wembley Stadium.
Having started off practising snooker in a dark room for eight hours a day and ended up playing Glastonbury DJing. He said “You just don’t know what is going to happen”.
Well I tell you what happened to me fellow bore. None of the above!
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Probably popped a blue for him to go all night at his age.SuedeAdidas said:
He went for the pink and the brown.Raith_C_Chattonell said:I always used to chuckle in the fact that local lad Steve Davis was known as Mr Boring - despite winning 6 World Championships, 6 UK Championships, and 3 Masters titles for a total of 15 Triple Crown titles. I mean, let's face it we can't all be Mr Personality plus.
However, I was reminded in yesterday's Daily Mirror that he had an affair with a 19 year old dancer Cheree Palla who said they had sex 7 times a night and she called him the King of the Bedroom.
I also learnt that since leaving his wife and retiring from playing snooker he has co-founded the Electro Group the Utopia Strong - producing 4 albums. He has subsequently performed at Glastonbury and supported Blur at Wembley Stadium.
Having started off practising snooker in a dark room for eight hours a day and ended up playing Glastonbury DJing. He said “You just don’t know what is going to happen”.
Well I tell you what happened to me fellow bore. None of the above!
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🎶 Are you Mehmet in disguise... 🎶 😂SuedeAdidas said:
He went for the pink and the brown.Raith_C_Chattonell said:I always used to chuckle in the fact that local lad Steve Davis was known as Mr Boring - despite winning 6 World Championships, 6 UK Championships, and 3 Masters titles for a total of 15 Triple Crown titles. I mean, let's face it we can't all be Mr Personality plus.
However, I was reminded in yesterday's Daily Mirror that he had an affair with a 19 year old dancer Cheree Palla who said they had sex 7 times a night and she called him the King of the Bedroom.
I also learnt that since leaving his wife and retiring from playing snooker he has co-founded the Electro Group the Utopia Strong - producing 4 albums. He has subsequently performed at Glastonbury and supported Blur at Wembley Stadium.
Having started off practising snooker in a dark room for eight hours a day and ended up playing Glastonbury DJing. He said “You just don’t know what is going to happen”.
Well I tell you what happened to me fellow bore. None of the above!
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I bet he needed a long rest afterwardsguinnessaddick said:
7 times, amazing what putting a bit of blue chalk on the end of your tip can do.Raith_C_Chattonell said:I always used to chuckle in the fact that local lad Steve Davis was known as Mr Boring - despite winning 6 World Championships, 6 UK Championships, and 3 Masters titles for a total of 15 Triple Crown titles. I mean, let's face it we can't all be Mr Personality plus.
However, I was reminded in yesterday's Daily Mirror that he had an affair with a 19 year old dancer Cheree Palla who said they had sex 7 times a night and she called him the King of the Bedroom.
I also learnt that since leaving his wife and retiring from playing snooker he has co-founded the Electro Group the Utopia Strong - producing 4 albums. He has subsequently performed at Glastonbury and supported Blur at Wembley Stadium.
Having started off practising snooker in a dark room for eight hours a day and ended up playing Glastonbury DJing. He said “You just don’t know what is going to happen”.
Well I tell you what happened to me fellow bore. None of the above!
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Going to bed in Essex and waking up in Lancashire (according to the Manchester Evening News).
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I'm jealous of the Ginger genius's extension which impressed Cheree Palla back in the day.guinnessaddick said:
7 times, amazing what putting a bit of blue chalk on the end of your tip can doRaith_C_Chattonell said:I always used to chuckle in the fact that local lad Steve Davis was known as Mr Boring - despite winning 6 World Championships, 6 UK Championships, and 3 Masters titles for a total of 15 Triple Crown titles. I mean, let's face it we can't all be Mr Personality plus.
However, I was reminded in yesterday's Daily Mirror that he had an affair with a 19 year old dancer Cheree Palla who said they had sex 7 times a night and she called him the King of the Bedroom.
I also learnt that since leaving his wife and retiring from playing snooker he has co-founded the Electro Group the Utopia Strong - producing 4 albums. He has subsequently performed at Glastonbury and supported Blur at Wembley Stadium.
Having started off practising snooker in a dark room for eight hours a day and ended up playing Glastonbury DJing. He said “You just don’t know what is going to happen”.
Well I tell you what happened to me fellow bore. None of the above!
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Did she have a decent rack?0
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Now that’s definitely somewhere to rest your cueCaptainRobbo said:3 -
Screw back so your balls are on the cushion.NorthheathAddick said:
Now that’s definitely somewhere to rest your cueCaptainRobbo said:0 -
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When my children were small they amused themselves (and their parents) by making up up new lyrics to theme tunes, mainly to CBeebies type things.
The recent trailer for the reboot of Balamory reminded me of this so I sent little Miss Idle (now 31) a WhatsApp that just said "What's the story in Balamory?"
Less than half a minute later, she replied with "Nobody wants to know"
Top marks, child!
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Jail hasn’t been kind Tommy 😂
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Tommy who?2
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The faces Anna Haugh pulls on Masterchef in the little cutaways when the post meal disaster analysis is taking place. Let's just say she has a very expressive face.
She seemed to be getting a bit handy with one of the male contestants in yesterday's episode (it's on because Mrs Idle likes it). I had to point out that grappling with the competitors has not proved a successful career plan on that show, so she'd better be careful.Also, A. Haugh in the kitchen... Something not quite right there.2 -
I don't know how I missed this, but it definitely amuses me:
https://www.skysports.com/football/video/30998/12159432/tom-allen-takes-over-commentary
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I've not seen that before. Brilliant - made me laugh.Stig said:I don't know how I missed this, but it definitely amuses me:
https://www.skysports.com/football/video/30998/12159432/tom-allen-takes-over-commentary
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Just read this, cracked me up
Pilot writes 'I'm bored' in sky during flight from Liverpool - BBC News3 -
Jergen Klopps new teeth. Where did he get them from, Albert Steptoe's suitcase?6
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Jurgen: i'd like a glow up pls
Ozempic, nutrition, sunbed, facial procedures, hair and makeup: No problem Jurgen you've earned it.'
Dentist: 'Ah i have that set that glow in the dark left over from that acid dj who passed away before i could fit them, they glow plenty'
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Hosepipe ban but water pissing out of roads all over.8
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I know someone who has a leak, Thames Water informed of the leak, he had to get a report detailing where the leak was. It’s by the meter and is TW responsibility, this has been going on for several months and the soonest TW can repair it is the end of August.O-Randy-Hunt said:Hosepipe ban but water pissing out of roads all over.0 -
Realising that all traces of a sad, desperate little troll have been replaced with multiple “Unknown” labels.
Satisfying and amusing, because what he is was very much “known”.1 -
I don't.lordromford said:Realising that all traces of a sad, desperate little troll have been replaced with multiple “Unknown” labels.
Satisfying and amusing, because what he is was very much “known”.2 -
He was a troll. 🧌Miserableoldgit said:
I don't.lordromford said:Realising that all traces of a sad, desperate little troll have been replaced with multiple “Unknown” labels.
Satisfying and amusing, because what he is was very much “known”.
I thought that was obvious? 🤷🏻♂️0 -
Sorry, I meant I don't know who.lordromford said:
He was a troll. 🧌Miserableoldgit said:
I don't.lordromford said:Realising that all traces of a sad, desperate little troll have been replaced with multiple “Unknown” labels.
Satisfying and amusing, because what he is was very much “known”.
I thought that was obvious? 🤷🏻♂️3
