"Actually, as the board's token lawyer, I can tell you (for free) that you've got a trade mark on it if anything, with perhaps a bit of copyright thrown in. Unless you've invented a machine which dunks biscuits in tea without letting them break off which is also called "King of Biscuits", then you haven't got a patent.
And if you now choose to invent such a machine and patent it, I'll sue you... "
Lawyers dont give chuff all for free so you can't be a lawyer. Where's my million?
my least favourite, the jordan's crumble.
a distinctly cheap orange biscuit dressed up in ludicrously expensive packaging, and each time attempting to digest the thing, it leaves a sour taste in my mouth.
Bit of old thread revival to keep away WSS and his "New Thread Police". The King of Biscuits has been hot topic at work this week. I'm adamently behind the Choco Leibniz wearing the crown and will not be swayed. There are a couple of crazy fools mentioning Hob Nobs but they haven't got a clue about these important matters.
*Also worth noting that AFKA has been a miserable fecker since November 2006!
Five years on and I can't even remember what a Viennese whirl is ! Nice reminder though of the times when not every thread on here turned into an argument
Five years on and I can't even remember what a Viennese whirl is ! Nice reminder though of the times when not every thread on here turned into an argument
Shut up
Who are you to tell people to shut up? Free speech is dead.
Sainsbury's Taste The Difference chocolate cookies are simply delicious. They're big buggers but I can easily demolish a four pack with one cup of tea.
Sainsbury's Taste The Difference chocolate cookies are simply delicious. They're big buggers but I can easily demolish a four pack with one cup of tea.
Cookies should only be dunked in cold milk. It is the law.
Tunnock's Caramel Wafers are superb. I'm also partial to the occasional Oreo.
Very nice but not a biscuit. Someone at work said what about Jaffa Cakes being biscuits or cakes debate (didnt know there was one). I replied the clue is in their name.
Very nice but not a biscuit. Someone at work said what about Jaffa Cakes being biscuits or cakes debate (didnt know there was one). I replied the clue is in their name.
I seem to recall that McVities decided to call them cakes to get around some sort of tax thing but they are actually considered to be biscuits.
On the other hand, I also recall that biscuits go soggy when they are left out for too long whereas cakes go dry and I can confirm that on one sad occasion a Jaffa Cake was found in the house in a dessicated state.
Tunnock's Caramel Wafers are superb. I'm also partial to the occasional Oreo.
Very nice but not a biscuit. Someone at work said what about Jaffa Cakes being biscuits or cakes debate (didnt know there was one). I replied the clue is in their name.
Oh, I wonder why Tunnock's put "Caramel Wafer Biscuit" on the wrapper then? The Jafa Cakes thing was a court case with HMRC about whether they attracted VAT. Our mighty Customs had designated them as biscuits. McVities won as the Court ruled they were cakes so they are sold without VAT. There's VAT on biscuits.
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And if you now choose to invent such a machine and patent it, I'll sue you... "
Lawyers dont give chuff all for free so you can't be a lawyer. Where's my million?
LOL! Some how you "keeping it real" brings about images of Jim's Dad from American Pie
my least favourite, the jordan's crumble.
a distinctly cheap orange biscuit dressed up in ludicrously expensive packaging, and each time attempting to digest the thing, it leaves a sour taste in my mouth.
oh. i declared this a sj free site this morning.
Bit of old thread revival to keep away WSS and his "New Thread Police". The King of Biscuits has been hot topic at work this week. I'm adamently behind the Choco Leibniz wearing the crown and will not be swayed. There are a couple of crazy fools mentioning Hob Nobs but they haven't got a clue about these important matters.
*Also worth noting that AFKA has been a miserable fecker since November 2006!
Nice reminder though of the times when not every thread on here turned into an argument
What is @BDL fav though?
Not had one for decades but remember them fondly.
On the other hand, I also recall that biscuits go soggy when they are left out for too long whereas cakes go dry and I can confirm that on one sad occasion a Jaffa Cake was found in the house in a dessicated state.