When you have done your washing and are trying to put tshirts on a coat hanger....you try and fit the hanger through the neck hole as a short cut but it ends up getting stuck and the tshirt gets all wrapped up like a mangled car wreck and you have to then fiddle about with it to get the hanger back out again and do it the long way ie go through the bottom of the tshirt which you should have done first off instead of being cocky.
Clare Balding being everywhere. It's not that I dislike her personally, it's just symptomatic of the way the t.v. companies fall in love with one individual and stick their pan everywhere. Keep Clare with the nags where she belongs and let someone else have a look in. She's even spoiled the inspirational Chris Powell list now.
That mong of a woman advertising Activia on the TV. God, even her voice just annoys me, so I mute the TV, and then all I can see is her freckin' annoying face. AAAAARRRGGGHHH. Nuff said.
Spitting, is their own spit so disgusting that they can't stand to swallow it? Got on a bus the other day and was just about to sit down when I noticed a large pool of spit on the floor.
'personalities' the media get obssessed with: eg Tracey Emin (ugly, talentless, good pr agent) bass player / cheese bloke from Blur; why? Kate Moss; rubbish parent; liked by women for being thin. Tom Jones. retire. Elton John (see Tom Jones) and his bloody 'film director' husband
Cold calls from Accident Helplines that even leave messages on the answer phone to ring them back, why? I haven't had an accident! People who don't finish a sentence before starting the next one - do they not know what they want to say!
Adverts on youtube, and the incredibly loud ticking of a clock I put up.. right above my desk.. when I'm snowed under with work and study, and it reminds me that every second that passes is another second I'm behind. Doh!
People who call everyone john. Used to work in various bookies and got it all the time. Especially confusing as my name is john.
Did you have to wear a name tag by any chance? ;-)
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eg. verytired.com
(also people that say 'it was all very lastminute.com')
only acceptable if your talking about or a part of Kool and the gang.
Likewise in Britains got Talent (which it plainly hasn't) they are now "Dance Krews" call it what you like it's still f*****g boring!
The mob mentality.
Door bell thiefs.
People who use 'is' instead of 'are'.
Early mornings before I've had my coffee.
ie. calling Westminster - Westminister! Grrrrrrrrrrr
and the word GOTTEN.... From oxforddictionaries.com:
The form gotten is not used in British English but is very common in North American English.
Gangsta talk. WHY?? Thought we were British.
eg Tracey Emin (ugly, talentless, good pr agent)
bass player / cheese bloke from Blur; why?
Kate Moss; rubbish parent; liked by women for being thin.
Tom Jones. retire.
Elton John (see Tom Jones) and his bloody 'film director' husband
;-(
People who don't finish a sentence before starting the next one - do they not know what they want to say!