Halfway through emptying the dishwasher, realising that I forgot to start it before I went to bed. The cupboard and drawers now are full of dirty dishes and cutlery.
The excess use of the whip rule is to stop jockeys over exerting the horse rather than pain purposes. They react to the crack rather than any pain. You can whip a humans hand with one and it wouldn’t hurt a bit. The whip is an imperative part of horsemanship and keeps both jockey and horse safe.
If this is true, I can't help but think the Jockey Club are missing a trick here. Why don't they give all jockeys a cap gun and a cowboy outfit and make them ride around brandishing their guns like a gang of outlaws shooting "Yee-Haw!". Perhaps they could have a kabbadi type rule where riders are disqualified for insufficient Yee-Hawing. They could liven things up considerably by introducing pursuit races where a gang of bandit-jockeys are given a slight head start before being chased down by a posse of law enforcement jockeys. Surely nothing would invigorate the last race at Carlisle on a cold Tuesday afternoon than having the Magnificent Seven ride over the hill. Afterwards everyone could go back the the bar for a spot of line dancing (if that's not too Duchatelet) and some bbq beans.
Oh yes, I've got a fine career in sports marketing ahead of me.
Being told that having a transrectal ultrasound examination and biopsy yesterday would be uncomfortable and not painful if I had a local anaesthetic !
The result was as soon as the Urologist rammed his hand up first to pave the way for the probe with the needles to take a biopsy I screamed out JESUS at the top of my voice despite being an Atheist.
The next 12 minutes was surreal as the middle aged female Polish nurse came over and covered up my diminishing penis (where was the gown ?) and held my hand and we talked about how good a striker Robert Lewandowski is while my voice sounded like Joe Pasquale one second and Lee Marvin the next as the doctor and the male nurse were by the back passage and the Doctor was firing a staple gun(sounded like) where the sun don't shine.
And relax and go back to worrying about CAFC until the next appointment in Two weeks time to be given good/bad news.
That sounds fucking awful, I hope you are cured soon
Being told that having a transrectal ultrasound examination and biopsy yesterday would be uncomfortable and not painful if I had a local anaesthetic !
The result was as soon as the Urologist rammed his hand up first to pave the way for the probe with the needles to take a biopsy I screamed out JESUS at the top of my voice despite being an Atheist.
The next 12 minutes was surreal as the middle aged female Polish nurse came over and covered up my diminishing penis (where was the gown ?) and held my hand and we talked about how good a striker Robert Lewandowski is while my voice sounded like Joe Pasquale one second and Lee Marvin the next as the doctor and the male nurse were by the back passage and the Doctor was firing a staple gun(sounded like) where the sun don't shine.
And relax and go back to worrying about CAFC until the next appointment in Two weeks time to be given good/bad news.
Thanks for sharing, best laugh for ages!
Thanks for being there for me guys because it's 100% true and not embellished and have only shared that on CL because I havent got round to talking about it to family and friends, well not that true version anyway ! I just said I was brave and it was no bother.
We've reached the stage in mankind where not only can now no longer be arsed to cook, now we can't even be arsed to get out the car to get it. I went a macDonald's where there were 7 cars waiting, I parked up went inside, no queue, got my food in 2 minutes, came out same 7 cars waiting, pointless
I've no idea why these things annoy me - I can't justify it at all- they just do.
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
People - young women, invariably - walking round the supermarket with armfuls of groceries that reach up to their chin. You know those blue, plastic things with a handle you saw when you walked in? They're called 'baskets'. I know you don't play by society's rules, but give one a go.
I've no idea why these things annoy me - I can't justify it at all- they just do.
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
This with bells on. Last year neighbour of mine was out walking his dog in the pouring rain, with a rain jacket that that reached down over his shorts. Looked totally ridiculous.
I've no idea why these things annoy me - I can't justify it at all- they just do.
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
People - young women, invariably - walking round the supermarket with armfuls of groceries that reach up to their chin. You know those blue, plastic things with a handle you saw when you walked in? They're called 'baskets'. I know you don't play by society's rules, but give one a go.
The sort of blokes that like to think to themselves "I'm a right character ain't I" with this ludicrous look at meism. Like shirtless northerners at football.
I've no idea why these things annoy me - I can't justify it at all- they just do.
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
People - young women, invariably - walking round the supermarket with armfuls of groceries that reach up to their chin. You know those blue, plastic things with a handle you saw when you walked in? They're called 'baskets'. I know you don't play by society's rules, but give one a go.
Saw a bloke at petrol garage yesterday. 5pm and he's filling up his car wearing shorts, t shirt & sandals. It's been freezing all week. It's not like you've just popped out to get some milk unless you sit at home with the heating at 25°. I just don't understand it.
I've no idea why these things annoy me - I can't justify it at all- they just do.
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
People - young women, invariably - walking round the supermarket with armfuls of groceries that reach up to their chin. You know those blue, plastic things with a handle you saw when you walked in? They're called 'baskets'. I know you don't play by society's rules, but give one a go.
Saw a bloke at petrol garage yesterday. 5pm and he's filling up his car wearing shorts, t shirt & sandals. It's been freezing all week. It's not like you've just popped out to get some milk unless you sit at home with the heating at 25°. I just don't understand it.
Depends he may have been from Northern Canada over here on Holiday - I remember going to Sydney in their winter, amount of Aussies that were moaning about the cold yet thought it was lovely warm weather
I've no idea why these things annoy me - I can't justify it at all- they just do.
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
People - young women, invariably - walking round the supermarket with armfuls of groceries that reach up to their chin. You know those blue, plastic things with a handle you saw when you walked in? They're called 'baskets'. I know you don't play by society's rules, but give one a go.
The sort of blokes that like to think to themselves "I'm a right character ain't I" with this ludicrous look at meism. Like shirtless northerners at football.
And invariably they are all chubbers with those great big red scabby calves/ankles.
I've no idea why these things annoy me - I can't justify it at all- they just do.
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
People - young women, invariably - walking round the supermarket with armfuls of groceries that reach up to their chin. You know those blue, plastic things with a handle you saw when you walked in? They're called 'baskets'. I know you don't play by society's rules, but give one a go.
Even in the hot weather, specially when they're sporting toenails like Quavers
I've no idea why these things annoy me - I can't justify it at all- they just do.
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
People - young women, invariably - walking round the supermarket with armfuls of groceries that reach up to their chin. You know those blue, plastic things with a handle you saw when you walked in? They're called 'baskets'. I know you don't play by society's rules, but give one a go.
Even in the hot weather, specially when they're sporting toenails like Quavers
When your TV warns you it's gonna switch itself off in 1 minute, after you've been watching it for a certain amount off time. It's like it's making a comment on my lifestyle - "You've been watching me for 6 and a half hours, why don't you do something useful with your life, you fat w*#ker". F*%k you Samsung!
I think you'll find in the set up menu there's a way to disable this function.
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Oh yes, I've got a fine career in sports marketing ahead of me.
Dull, overused, meaningless, redundant, unimaginative.
And people tell you that swearing signifies a lack of vocabulary. Wankers.
We've reached the stage in mankind where not only can now no longer be arsed to cook, now we can't even be arsed to get out the car to get it. I went a macDonald's where there were 7 cars waiting, I parked up went inside, no queue, got my food in 2 minutes, came out same 7 cars waiting, pointless
Blokes walking around in this weather wearing shorts and flip-flops. You don't feel the cold, we get it.
People - young women, invariably - walking round the supermarket with armfuls of groceries that reach up to their chin. You know those blue, plastic things with a handle you saw when you walked in? They're called 'baskets'. I know you don't play by society's rules, but give one a go.
Last year neighbour of mine was out walking his dog in the pouring rain, with a rain jacket that that reached down over his shorts.
Looked totally ridiculous.
It's the rain that's annoying, not the roofers!