The "Charity" my dogs represent (mainly for insurance reasons) telling me to no longer post reports on their site of my dogs work with fundraising . Unless my dogs are raising funds for them! Kind of missing the point I think.......
Middle-aged woman at work texting all day with the iPhone keyboard sound effects on max volume.
Draws attention to the fact I'm working and she's doing chuff all, as well as being generally very irritating. She's the only person within about 50ft who's completely oblivious to the constant "dinging" of her messages all day.
People with cockney accents waffling on about ‘their club’ Man Utd.
@S@"SoundAsa£" Ive got a mate who is from and lives near Tunbridge Wells, goes on about Manure, never seen them live, I called him out the last time he posted about them, along the lines of 'nice to see you support your local team', he replied 'none of the players come from Manchester, so why should the supporters?' So I just called him a wanker and carried on with my day. Obviously, that makes me the winner.
People with cockney accents waffling on about ‘their club’ Man Utd.
@S@"SoundAsa£" Ive got a mate who is from and lives near Tunbridge Wells, goes on about Manure, never seen them live, I called him out the last time he posted about them, along the lines of 'nice to see you support your local team', he replied 'none of the players come from Manchester, so why should the supporters?' So I just called him a wanker and carried on with my day. Obviously, that makes me the winner.
Rashford couldn't be anymore Mancunian if he tried
People with cockney accents waffling on about ‘their club’ Man Utd.
@S@"SoundAsa£" Ive got a mate who is from and lives near Tunbridge Wells, goes on about Manure, never seen them live, I called him out the last time he posted about them, along the lines of 'nice to see you support your local team', he replied 'none of the players come from Manchester, so why should the supporters?' So I just called him a wanker and carried on with my day. Obviously, that makes me the winner.
Rashford couldn't be anymore Mancunian if he tried
Well yes, I could have said that, but 'wanker' was a much better response.
People with cockney accents waffling on about ‘their club’ Man Utd.
@S@"SoundAsa£" Ive got a mate who is from and lives near Tunbridge Wells, goes on about Manure, never seen them live, I called him out the last time he posted about them, along the lines of 'nice to see you support your local team', he replied 'none of the players come from Manchester, so why should the supporters?' So I just called him a wanker and carried on with my day. Obviously, that makes me the winner.
Rashford couldn't be anymore Mancunian if he tried
Well yes, I could have said that, but 'wanker' was a much better response.
i completely agree, i was purely adding weight to the "wanker" theory
Not being able to import an old car to an EU country (France), from another EU country (Holland) because it doesn't meet EU rules, even though it has been MOT's in an EU country (Holland) for the last 30 years and was manufactured in another EU country (Spain).
Out of pure curiosity, what the hell did the Spanish make 30 years ago that is worth the agro?
Sanglas motorobikes, as used by the Spanish police.
People that put full stops after every word at the end of a sentence for added emphasis and to make them sound sincere, even when their views are, quite frankly, bollocks. It. Makes. You. Sound. Like. A. Twat.
Not being able to import an old car to an EU country (France), from another EU country (Holland) because it doesn't meet EU rules, even though it has been MOT's in an EU country (Holland) for the last 30 years and was manufactured in another EU country (Spain).
Out of pure curiosity, what the hell did the Spanish make 30 years ago that is worth the agro?
Sanglas motorobikes, as used by the Spanish police.
People that put full stops after every word at the end of a sentence for added emphasis and to make them sound sincere, even when their views are, quite frankly, bollocks. It. Makes. You. Sound. Like. A. Twat.
A elderly ladies daughter contacted me about her little dog(frenchie x) after visiting her home I was told the dog had "dog on dog aggression" and had been visited by two other "trainer/behaviourist" and was told that her dog should never mix and basically should stay indoors!! Our second visit to her home I had a little surprise for her and I introduced Bailey to her aggressive dog in the garden at her home. All was fine and the dog is coming out for a walk with us in the street next week. These people calling themselves behaviourist like they have some idea about a dogs behaviour!
A elderly ladies daughter contacted me about her little dog(frenchie x) after visiting her home I was told the dog had "dog on dog aggression" and had been visited by two other "trainer/behaviourist" and was told that her dog should never mix and basically should stay indoors!! Our second visit to her home I had a little surprise for her and I introduced Bailey to her aggressive dog in the garden at her home. All was fine and the dog is coming out for a walk with us in the street next week. These people calling themselves behaviourist like they have some idea about a dogs behaviour!
We’ve got a 12 week old Frenchie pup.
He is always trying to eat to eat his own shut as soon as it drops from his nipsy.
Any ideas how how we can stop this as I almost throw my ring up every time he does it.
People with cockney accents waffling on about ‘their club’ Man Utd.
On a similar vein, Liverpool, Chelsea and Manchester United "supporters" from places like Truro arguing and quibbling on internet football forums. If the wind had been blowing in a different direction on the day they decided to pick their successful club, they would be having the same argument, but just sticking up for a different club. Onanists.
A elderly ladies daughter contacted me about her little dog(frenchie x) after visiting her home I was told the dog had "dog on dog aggression" and had been visited by two other "trainer/behaviourist" and was told that her dog should never mix and basically should stay indoors!! Our second visit to her home I had a little surprise for her and I introduced Bailey to her aggressive dog in the garden at her home. All was fine and the dog is coming out for a walk with us in the street next week. These people calling themselves behaviourist like they have some idea about a dogs behaviour!
We’ve got a 12 week old Frenchie pup.
He is always trying to eat to eat his own shut as soon as it drops from his nipsy.
Any ideas how how we can stop this as I almost throw my ring up every time he does it.
A elderly ladies daughter contacted me about her little dog(frenchie x) after visiting her home I was told the dog had "dog on dog aggression" and had been visited by two other "trainer/behaviourist" and was told that her dog should never mix and basically should stay indoors!! Our second visit to her home I had a little surprise for her and I introduced Bailey to her aggressive dog in the garden at her home. All was fine and the dog is coming out for a walk with us in the street next week. These people calling themselves behaviourist like they have some idea about a dogs behaviour!
We’ve got a 12 week old Frenchie pup.
He is always trying to eat to eat his own shut as soon as it drops from his nipsy.
Any ideas how how we can stop this as I almost throw my ring up every time he does it.
A elderly ladies daughter contacted me about her little dog(frenchie x) after visiting her home I was told the dog had "dog on dog aggression" and had been visited by two other "trainer/behaviourist" and was told that her dog should never mix and basically should stay indoors!! Our second visit to her home I had a little surprise for her and I introduced Bailey to her aggressive dog in the garden at her home. All was fine and the dog is coming out for a walk with us in the street next week. These people calling themselves behaviourist like they have some idea about a dogs behaviour!
We’ve got a 12 week old Frenchie pup.
He is always trying to eat to eat his own shut as soon as it drops from his nipsy.
Any ideas how how we can stop this as I almost throw my ring up every time he does it.
He's doing it because in most cases processed foods will go straight through them without being completely digested so there is still "food content" instead of just waste. To be perfectly blunt, how to stop it..... pick it up, if it's not there he can't eat it. I have heard adding pineapple to their diet also works but it's not something I've tried so I can't vouch for it.
A elderly ladies daughter contacted me about her little dog(frenchie x) after visiting her home I was told the dog had "dog on dog aggression" and had been visited by two other "trainer/behaviourist" and was told that her dog should never mix and basically should stay indoors!! Our second visit to her home I had a little surprise for her and I introduced Bailey to her aggressive dog in the garden at her home. All was fine and the dog is coming out for a walk with us in the street next week. These people calling themselves behaviourist like they have some idea about a dogs behaviour!
We’ve got a 12 week old Frenchie pup.
He is always trying to eat to eat his own shut as soon as it drops from his nipsy.
Any ideas how how we can stop this as I almost throw my ring up every time he does it.
holdall, brick, Thames.
I paid £2.5k for him though.......I’ll need to get at least a few more weeks of value from him before I do that.
A elderly ladies daughter contacted me about her little dog(frenchie x) after visiting her home I was told the dog had "dog on dog aggression" and had been visited by two other "trainer/behaviourist" and was told that her dog should never mix and basically should stay indoors!! Our second visit to her home I had a little surprise for her and I introduced Bailey to her aggressive dog in the garden at her home. All was fine and the dog is coming out for a walk with us in the street next week. These people calling themselves behaviourist like they have some idea about a dogs behaviour!
We’ve got a 12 week old Frenchie pup.
He is always trying to eat to eat his own shut as soon as it drops from his nipsy.
Any ideas how how we can stop this as I almost throw my ring up every time he does it.
He's doing it because in most cases processed foods will go straight through them without being completely digested so there is still "food content" instead of just waste. To be perfectly blunt, how to stop it..... pick it up, if it's not there he can't eat it. I have heard adding pineapple to their diet also works but it's not something I've tried so I can't vouch for it.
Thanks.
We are picking it up where we can.....but he’s often faster than me the little git and it’s often in his gob as soon as it hits the deck.
He’s is on a raw food diet so maybe the turds are just too delectable to ignore.
A elderly ladies daughter contacted me about her little dog(frenchie x) after visiting her home I was told the dog had "dog on dog aggression" and had been visited by two other "trainer/behaviourist" and was told that her dog should never mix and basically should stay indoors!! Our second visit to her home I had a little surprise for her and I introduced Bailey to her aggressive dog in the garden at her home. All was fine and the dog is coming out for a walk with us in the street next week. These people calling themselves behaviourist like they have some idea about a dogs behaviour!
We’ve got a 12 week old Frenchie pup.
He is always trying to eat to eat his own shut as soon as it drops from his nipsy.
Any ideas how how we can stop this as I almost throw my ring up every time he does it.
holdall, brick, Thames.
I paid £2.5k for him though.......I’ll need to get at least a few more weeks of value from him before I do that.
just say he was nicked and claim the insurance on him, everyone a winner.
A elderly ladies daughter contacted me about her little dog(frenchie x) after visiting her home I was told the dog had "dog on dog aggression" and had been visited by two other "trainer/behaviourist" and was told that her dog should never mix and basically should stay indoors!! Our second visit to her home I had a little surprise for her and I introduced Bailey to her aggressive dog in the garden at her home. All was fine and the dog is coming out for a walk with us in the street next week. These people calling themselves behaviourist like they have some idea about a dogs behaviour!
We’ve got a 12 week old Frenchie pup.
He is always trying to eat to eat his own shut as soon as it drops from his nipsy.
Any ideas how how we can stop this as I almost throw my ring up every time he does it.
That's the French for you.
Beat me to it
My mates boxer does the same, I've watched that dog pinch one off, immediately spin round and gulp down a pretty big, oily turd that resembled a dead otter. Only for his stupid boxer face to register disgust, for him to puke and then eat that. You literally have to break the cycle and either remove the puke or the shite else where does it stop?
A elderly ladies daughter contacted me about her little dog(frenchie x) after visiting her home I was told the dog had "dog on dog aggression" and had been visited by two other "trainer/behaviourist" and was told that her dog should never mix and basically should stay indoors!! Our second visit to her home I had a little surprise for her and I introduced Bailey to her aggressive dog in the garden at her home. All was fine and the dog is coming out for a walk with us in the street next week. These people calling themselves behaviourist like they have some idea about a dogs behaviour!
We’ve got a 12 week old Frenchie pup.
He is always trying to eat to eat his own shut as soon as it drops from his nipsy.
Any ideas how how we can stop this as I almost throw my ring up every time he does it.
That's the French for you.
Beat me to it
My mates boxer does the same, I've watched that dog pinch one off, immediately spin round and gulp down a pretty big, oily turd that resembled a dead otter. Only for his stupid boxer face to register disgust, for him to puke and then eat that. You literally have to break the cycle and either remove the puke or the shite else where does it stop?
A elderly ladies daughter contacted me about her little dog(frenchie x) after visiting her home I was told the dog had "dog on dog aggression" and had been visited by two other "trainer/behaviourist" and was told that her dog should never mix and basically should stay indoors!! Our second visit to her home I had a little surprise for her and I introduced Bailey to her aggressive dog in the garden at her home. All was fine and the dog is coming out for a walk with us in the street next week. These people calling themselves behaviourist like they have some idea about a dogs behaviour!
We’ve got a 12 week old Frenchie pup.
He is always trying to eat to eat his own shut as soon as it drops from his nipsy.
Any ideas how how we can stop this as I almost throw my ring up every time he does it.
He's doing it because in most cases processed foods will go straight through them without being completely digested so there is still "food content" instead of just waste. To be perfectly blunt, how to stop it..... pick it up, if it's not there he can't eat it. I have heard adding pineapple to their diet also works but it's not something I've tried so I can't vouch for it.
Thanks.
We are picking it up where we can.....but he’s often faster than me the little git and it’s often in his gob as soon as it hits the deck.
He’s is on a raw food diet so maybe the turds are just too delectable to ignore.
I might try try the pineapple trick!
Unusual on a raw diet, maybe just cleaning up after himself. I've only ever heard of females cleaning up after a younger dog.
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Draws attention to the fact I'm working and she's doing chuff all, as well as being generally very irritating. She's the only person within about 50ft who's completely oblivious to the constant "dinging" of her messages all day.
Ive got a mate who is from and lives near Tunbridge Wells, goes on about Manure, never seen them live, I called him out the last time he posted about them, along the lines of 'nice to see you support your local team', he replied 'none of the players come from Manchester, so why should the supporters?' So I just called him a wanker and carried on with my day.
Obviously, that makes me the winner.
He is always trying to eat to eat his own shut as soon as it drops from his nipsy.
Any ideas how how we can stop this as I almost throw my ring up every time he does it.
That's the French for you.
We are picking it up where we can.....but he’s often faster than me the little git and it’s often in his gob as soon as it hits the deck.
He’s is on a raw food diet so maybe the turds are just too delectable to ignore.
I might try try the pineapple trick!
My mates boxer does the same, I've watched that dog pinch one off, immediately spin round and gulp down a pretty big, oily turd that resembled a dead otter. Only for his stupid boxer face to register disgust, for him to puke and then eat that. You literally have to break the cycle and either remove the puke or the shite else where does it stop?
It keeps him busy though