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  • Algarveaddick
    Algarveaddick Posts: 21,150
    edited March 2019
    eaststandmike said:;)

    I am pleased to say there is a four letter word that describes you and it begins with a 'C'.....................whats that, no sorry it's not 'Cool' the four letter word I was thinking of ends with a 'T'

     
    Maybe they are prescription sunglasses? A person spending 90% of the day out in the sun, and 10% travelling might well not be bothered to take their normal glasses out with them for a relatively short amount of time, just to save irritating you on a tube train?

    Just a thought... ;)      
  • RodneyCharltonTrotta
    RodneyCharltonTrotta Posts: 14,827
    Saturdays when we're not playing zzzzzzzzzzz
  • snowinberlin
    snowinberlin Posts: 807
    The presenter on Dragons Den who narrates every pitch with puns.  At the moment they are pitching a new type of wet suit and he says "they hope to make waves in the den, or will it be a damp squib" and the whole program is like that, really tedious!  STFU !!
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
    Buddleia.
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,625
    snowinberlin said:
    The presenter on Dragons Den who narrates every pitch with puns.  At the moment they are pitching a new type of wet suit and he says "they hope to make waves in the den, or will it be a damp squib" and the whole program is like that, really tedious!  STFU !!
    Evan Davies.
  • Raith_C_Chattonell
    Raith_C_Chattonell Posts: 5,677
    The lovely smiling woman gently rubbing Vicks VapoRub into her husbands chest after he'd been up all night coughing. 

    Surely she should elbow him in the side, tell him to shut up and then storm to the spare bedroom.  Isn't there a law against false claims in advertising? 
  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    Getting turned down for life cover for the 2nd time in as many months. Is that not discrimination? Ffs
  • SuedeAdidas
    SuedeAdidas Posts: 7,740
    iainment said:
    Buddleia.
    Scared of butterflies?
  • iainment
    iainment Posts: 8,039
    edited March 2019
    SuedeAdid
    iainment said:
    Buddleia.
    Scared of butterflies?
    No I love butterflies. Buddleia however seems to be taking over all unmanaged land and is also sprouting on many buildings. It's unsightly to me in those spaces.
  • Stig
    Stig Posts: 29,021
    snowinberlin said:
    The presenter on Dragons Den who narrates every pitch with puns.  At the moment they are pitching a new type of wet suit and he says "they hope to make waves in the den, or will it be a damp squib" and the whole program is like that, really tedious!  STFU !!
    What a shocking waste. Should be on the takeover thread.
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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    iainment said:
    SuedeAdid
    iainment said:
    Buddleia.
    Scared of butterflies?
    No I love butterflies. Buddleia however seems to be taking over all unmanaged land and is also sprouting on many buildings. It's unsightly to me in those spaces.
    Used to be all along the Thames path, next to the Barrier when I was a kid. Great memories of fishing down there surrounded by buddleia
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,975
    Attempts of Comedy through song. Nothing more cringe.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    ValleyGary said:
    Attempts of Comedy through song. Nothing more cringe.
    What about Take That?
  • golfaddick
    golfaddick Posts: 33,625
    ValleyGary said:
    Attempts of Comedy through song. Nothing more cringe.
    Not having that. From the Barron Nights through to Fascinating Ada there have been some classic "comedy records". "Ernie" was a No 1.
  • addick05
    addick05 Posts: 2,348
    Raith_C_Chattonell said:
    The lovely smiling woman gently rubbing Vicks VapoRub into her husbands chest after he'd been up all night coughing. 

    Surely she should elbow him in the side, tell him to shut up and then storm to the spare bedroom.  Isn't there a law against false claims in advertising? 

    Almost right, except that whether it's me who has the cough or the missus I'M the one kipping downstairs on the sofa!
  • ValleyGary
    ValleyGary Posts: 37,975
    golfaddick said:
    ValleyGary said:
    Attempts of Comedy through song. Nothing more cringe.
    Not having that. From the Barron Nights through to Fascinating Ada there have been some classic "comedy records". "Ernie" was a No 1.
    You'll excuse me for not taking your humour as a scale of comedy Golfie
  • hawksmoor
    hawksmoor Posts: 2,608
    eaststandmike said:
    People who wear sunglasses on the tube, why??

    I am pleased to say there is a four letter word that describes you and it begins with a 'C'.....................whats that, no sorry it's not 'Cool' the four letter word I was thinking of ends with a 'T'

     
    There's a woman who walks her kids to the local school and I have never, ever, seen her without sunglasses. Rain, sleet, snow, she always has her sunglasses on.
  • Greenie
    Greenie Posts: 9,172
    edited March 2019
    hawksmoor said:
    eaststandmike said:
    People who wear sunglasses on the tube, why??

    I am pleased to say there is a four letter word that describes you and it begins with a 'C'.....................whats that, no sorry it's not 'Cool' the four letter word I was thinking of ends with a 'T'

     
    There's a woman who walks her kids to the local school and I have never, ever, seen her without sunglasses. Rain, sleet, snow, she always has her sunglasses on.
    Does she have a white stick and a labrador?
  • Carter
    Carter Posts: 14,242
    hawksmoor said:
    eaststandmike said:
    People who wear sunglasses on the tube, why??

    I am pleased to say there is a four letter word that describes you and it begins with a 'C'.....................whats that, no sorry it's not 'Cool' the four letter word I was thinking of ends with a 'T'

     
    There's a woman who walks her kids to the local school and I have never, ever, seen her without sunglasses. Rain, sleet, snow, she always has her sunglasses on.
    She's Debbie Harry

    Noel Gallager can go where the shit he wants wearing sunglasses, as could A handful of rockstars. 

    Denise from the school run can wear a proper pair of glasses like the rest of us though
  • JaShea99
    JaShea99 Posts: 5,458
    A woman on the radio crying about Brexit.
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  • i_b_b_o_r_g
    i_b_b_o_r_g Posts: 18,948
    JaShea99 said:
    A woman on the radio crying about Brexit.
    Was she called Jeremy Vine?
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,304

    Waking up for a piss @ 6am this morning; my alarm goes off @ 6:30!!

    I know I could have stayed up but still went back to bed for 30-mins but its plain wrong when your body gets you up early for that reason!!

  • buckshee
    buckshee Posts: 7,867
    That McDonald’s “peely peely” advert. 
  • DaveMehmet
    DaveMehmet Posts: 21,596
    ForeverAddickted said:

    Waking up for a piss @ 6am this morning; my alarm goes off @ 6:30!!

    I know I could have stayed up but still went back to bed for 30-mins but its plain wrong when your body gets you up early for that reason!!

    I find a carefully controlled fart can relieve a bit of pressure in that area and give you another 15-20 minutes.
  • ForeverAddickted
    ForeverAddickted Posts: 94,304
    DaveMehmet said:
    ForeverAddickted said:

    Waking up for a piss @ 6am this morning; my alarm goes off @ 6:30!!

    I know I could have stayed up but still went back to bed for 30-mins but its plain wrong when your body gets you up early for that reason!!

    I find a carefully controlled fart can relieve a bit of pressure in that area and give you another 15-20 minutes.
    Should have posted earlier... CharltonLife really is a font of knowledge
  • iaitch
    iaitch Posts: 10,225
    But if it's not carefully controlled you will then have to change the sheets.
  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    .

  • man_at_milletts
    man_at_milletts Posts: 5,620
    edited March 2019
    Fkn Amazon. Everytime you Google something you see what you're looking forward and then it all changes and the Amazon paid for crap suddenly appears at the top.

  • palarsehater
    palarsehater Posts: 12,296
    adults on fucking scooters - grow up 
  • Oh_Yoni_Boy
    Oh_Yoni_Boy Posts: 1,762
    palarsehater said:
    adults on fucking scooters - grow up 
    Caught my neighbour in the lift with one, "OMG it's amazing! I get to the station in like half the time" she answered to something along the lines of "what the fuck is that?".

    I don't know, these scooters are the perfect fit for people who are happy turning up to work in a suit, 'comfy' trainers and a laptop-rucksack.

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