What drives me more crazy is that can't avoid a wall or fly through an open window, but you try to swat them with a newspaper or whatever and they turn into acrobatic flying geniuses.
Treat yourself to one of these. I have great fun hurtling round the house swinging my bat around. Even if the charge doesn't zap them it's fun knocking them into next week. Hit one in to a spiders web the other day. Back of the net Brian.
I have one of these.
Yesterday, I was chasing three flies around the house exhibiting my best John McEnroe forehand and backhand shots when I managed to get my little finger caught momentarily in the racquet, causing me to suffer a minor electrocution.
Apologies in advance for providing too much information.
1. I had one turd on Saturday and one turd on Sunday.
2. I also had 3 "signature required" parcel deliveries across Saturday and Sunday, all from different companies.
All 3 of the parcel deliveries listed in point 2 arrived during the cumulative 10 minutes spell during which the number 2s listed in point 1 were being despatched.
3 separate occasions I had to do an awkward run down the stairs to get to the door in the 15 seconds before they've put a "sorry we missed you" card through the door and slung your parcel into next door's garden.
Really pissed off with Andy Carroll all over the sun,who is interested in a failed footballer in bed with 3 women.
Are you actually really pissed off over that??
I really am,all the problems that could be headlined and we get nobodies on the front page,Katie Price coming up for sentencing in june,thats another major scoop,no doubt love island"stars" will soon be dominating the front pages,with their pathetic stories.(I know I should get out more,but i have done my back in and cant play golf at the moment)
Great shout! Didn’t think another football related advert would top Joe Hart/Head & Shoulders for levels of cringe but Trivago & Chelsea have managed it, Mason Mount especially for the dancing
I had a work meeting yesterday with someone I haven't seen for two years. Her first words were, "Your team had a good season". Not thinking she was the sort of person who would take the Mickey, I asked what she meant. "Crystal Palace" she said, "They had a great season". "Yeah, I know", I replied in my most solemn voice. Getting the message she said, "I'm sorry, who is it you support then"? "Charlton" I said. "Oh, I knew it was one of those teams being with 'C'. What league are they in now? There then followed an awkward two minute conversation about how poor Charlton had been and how well her team, West Ham, had done. Grrrr.
Really pissed off with Andy Carroll all over the sun,who is interested in a failed footballer in bed with 3 women.
Are you actually really pissed off over that??
I really am,all the problems that could be headlined and we get nobodies on the front page,Katie Price coming up for sentencing in june,thats another major scoop,no doubt love island"stars" will soon be dominating the front pages,with their pathetic stories.(I know I should get out more,but i have done my back in and cant play golf at the moment)
It’s the sun - written for people with a single figure iq.
Great shout! Didn’t think another football related advert would top Joe Hart/Head & Shoulders for levels of cringe but Trivago & Chelsea have managed it, Mason Mount especially for the dancing
It's actually put me off booking with Trivago now because I don't want to run the risk of arriving at a hotel and being greeted with a knobhead dancing around in reception, being egged on by his teammates.
I saw a clip of Loose Women where Stacey Soloman was asking why people care about the Queen or listen to what she says. I mean ffs. Stacey fucking Soloman.
I saw a clip of Loose Women where Stacey Soloman was asking why people care about the Queen or listen to what she says. I mean ffs. Stacey fucking Soloman.
See I get why the queen is loved and why people listen to her, but I am no royalist.
Happy to have the royal family as our national celebrities if it means the reality tv personalities like Stacey Solomon, Gemma COLLINS ABSOLUTELY NOT ARTERTON (Forever Addickted doctored my quote), Rylan Clark and the like are seen as the media whores they are. They are so desperate to have their faces everywhere.
On my series link of Loose Women Stacey Soloman was asking why people care about the Queen or listen to what she says. I mean ffs. Stacey fucking Soloman.
I saw a clip of Loose Women where Stacey Soloman was asking why people care about the Queen or listen to what she says. I mean ffs. Stacey fucking Soloman.
See I get why the queen is loved and why people listen to her, but I am no royalist.
Happy to have the royal family as our national celebrities if it means the reality tv personalities like Stacey Solomon, Gemma Arterton, Rylan Clark and the like are seen as the media whores they are. They are so desperate to have their faces everywhere.
Are you confusing Gemma Arterton with someone else...? - She's a fellow Charlton fan so you cant insult her
When you use a public toilet and the previous user leaves a terrible smell AND as you leave, someone comes in thinking you were the source of the smell.
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Bored of seeing it.
As adjectives the difference between crisp and crispy
is that crisp is (of something seen or heard) sharp, clearly defined while crispy is having a crisp texture; brittle yet tender.I've rung every single pub in the town and none of them have heard of the Champions League, nor will commit to showing it on Saturday.
One of them asked if it was a hockey match. Ridiculous set of people.
Let's goooooooooooo
1. I had one turd on Saturday and one turd on Sunday.
2. I also had 3 "signature required" parcel deliveries across Saturday and Sunday, all from different companies.
All 3 of the parcel deliveries listed in point 2 arrived during the cumulative 10 minutes spell during which the number 2s listed in point 1 were being despatched.
3 separate occasions I had to do an awkward run down the stairs to get to the door in the 15 seconds before they've put a "sorry we missed you" card through the door and slung your parcel into next door's garden.
"Crystal Palace" she said, "They had a great season".
"Yeah, I know", I replied in my most solemn voice.
Getting the message she said, "I'm sorry, who is it you support then"?
"Charlton" I said.
"Oh, I knew it was one of those teams being with 'C'. What league are they in now?
There then followed an awkward two minute conversation about how poor Charlton had been and how well her team, West Ham, had done. Grrrr.
Happy to have the royal family as our national celebrities if it means the reality tv personalities like Stacey Solomon, Gemma COLLINS ABSOLUTELY NOT ARTERTON (Forever Addickted doctored my quote), Rylan Clark and the like are seen as the media whores they are. They are so desperate to have their faces everywhere.
Gemma Collins.
At least the police were more effective than when similar cocks glued themselves to motorways.
Personally, I would have preferred it if they had scraped their faces a little more effectively on the tarmac.