Buying a card, wrapped up in cellophane and then discovering later on that it does not include the envelope! Why do they do this!? (and why do I never remember this trick). I just put the mrs valentine's card straight on the mantlepiece...
Buying a card, wrapped up in cellophane and then discovering later on that it does not include the envelope! Why do they do this!? (and why do I never remember this trick). I just put the mrs valentine's card straight on the mantlepiece...
Or worse still opening the wrapping at work which releases tons of glitter which you don't notice until you are talking to an attractive colleague, who can't take her eyes of your pink sparkly crotch.
Buying a card, wrapped up in cellophane and then discovering later on that it does not include the envelope! Why do they do this!? (and why do I never remember this trick). I just put the mrs valentine's card straight on the mantlepiece...
Or worse still opening the wrapping at work which releases tons of glitter which you don't notice until you are talking to an attractive colleague, who can't take her eyes of your pink sparkly crotch.
When people park so close to you that you can't actually get the car out of the gap without doing a 306 point turn and inch at a time. Given that theres a massive gap in front of them .... twats
Because I live in Oz, Brits who complain because "it doesn't taste like the ones in the UK" (Fuck off back then dickhead) Man Utd supporters who are actually from Manchester (Smug gits) it's easier slagging off a chinaman in one Jonathan Ackworth Gypo Joe (serial dickhead on News Shopper comments section)
Vets bills! Cat needs his teeth cleaned and maybe one out. £99 if straight forward or £330 if complications!
Im in the wrong game!
Our two have gone in to have their knackers off today. £65 each plus a load more for worming tablets and other stuff. When I spoke to my missus after she'd taken them in my response was "65 quid? I'd have done it with two bricks for fuck all"
What I didn't know was that she was on the car speakerphone with my five year old sitting next to her!
People who try to fit bikes or prams onto an overcrowded train at rush hour.
People with bikes or chairs who stand behind a crowd of people waiting to get onto a train at rush hour and then moan at the people who get on because there's not enough room.
Cyclists who think road rules do not apply to them.
Services such as MOT centres, repair garages, GPs, barbers and dentists that do not operate at any time outside of Monday to Friday 9-5.
Large department stores and warehouse-style stores such as John Lewis & Argos that only offer 'collection only' on the items that you don't want or need.
Withheld numbers.
Call centres that call you after 5pm.
How random bits of litter seem to collect in your front garden and no one else's on your road.
People who tail-gate you when you're in a queue of traffic.
Vets bills! Cat needs his teeth cleaned and maybe one out. £99 if straight forward or £330 if complications!
Im in the wrong game!
Our two have gone in to have their knackers off today. £65 each plus a load more for worming tablets and other stuff. When I spoke to my missus after she'd taken them in my response was "65 quid? I'd have done it with two bricks for fuck all"
What I didn't know was that she was on the car speakerphone with my five year old sitting next to her!
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Greenwich one way system
The roundabout near Lewisham station during rush hour
Minus chuffin' 40
I just put the mrs valentine's card straight on the mantlepiece...
Or worse still opening the wrapping at work which releases tons of glitter which you don't notice until you are talking to an attractive colleague, who can't take her eyes of your pink sparkly crotch.
Im in the wrong game!
Brits who complain because "it doesn't taste like the ones in the UK" (Fuck off back then dickhead)
Man Utd supporters who are actually from Manchester (Smug gits) it's easier slagging off a chinaman in one
Jonathan Ackworth
Gypo Joe (serial dickhead on News Shopper comments section)
What I didn't know was that she was on the car speakerphone with my five year old sitting next to her!
People with bikes or chairs who stand behind a crowd of people waiting to get onto a train at rush hour and then moan at the people who get on because there's not enough room.
Cyclists who think road rules do not apply to them.
Services such as MOT centres, repair garages, GPs, barbers and dentists that do not operate at any time outside of Monday to Friday 9-5.
Large department stores and warehouse-style stores such as John Lewis & Argos that only offer 'collection only' on the items that you don't want or need.
Withheld numbers.
Call centres that call you after 5pm.
How random bits of litter seem to collect in your front garden and no one else's on your road.
People who tail-gate you when you're in a queue of traffic.